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Gulzig!

@gulzig.bsky.social
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I'm a warrior wolf looking for feasts and fights!

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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Grins* I gotta get the most fun out of my toys. I don't worry about breakin' 'em: their whole purpose is for me to enjoy~!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh! ...Runescape. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*The mocha-wolf barely fits into his briefs as his asscrack pokes above the waistband* ...Who?
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
❤️💙🧡🖤 🩷🩵💜 🎵Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a tiger, like a hoe If he hollers, never let go Eeny, meeny, miny, moe~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh no It's sniper heaven as the capture button overwrites other's capture buttons. Only way to get the rare 3-per-zone level 16-18 beasts is to blow your load in a one-two punch to the prostate before the vultures descend. ✨✨Game working as intended~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beast master unlocks on Tuesday But really its just me waving my bare ass in the air.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Encourage mooore
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
... You gonna set me as a favored respawn point? Okay bud, I ain't gonna say no to friendly surprise bulking sessions! Bwa ha ha ha!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its not ~my~ fault my magic resist gear is blocking your reform. Sounds like a skill issue.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All fat~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, he'll still come back an ass. This is just cementing his archetype~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*Plap-plap as he pats his paunch* Maybe after 9 months you'll make a nice batch for a litter of pups. Too bad I'm gay, so that's not gonna be a way out for ya. Just more jizz juice made of ya used up over time~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Magic ain't my thing, so you'll gotta figure out reforming. There's magic devices and friendly mages so it's not hopeless, but unlikely, you're gonna make it out in any reasonable timeframe. Cheap mages and faulty artifacts can have haphazard reforms. Sorry-not-sorry if ya come back partly wolf!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a joke I'm still work shopping involving FIFO and FILO preds adding to the stack, and the AV crew with LILO and LIFO preds confusing the prey stack order. The punchline is I'm a NONO pred, but not only is it a childish finish to a logic stack programming joke I want to get FIDO in as well.
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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE FUCKING
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*Grins* I think you'd be better as a codpiece, barely able to hide the junk that churn'd ya into cream.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You've got a long, thin, tickly-tail, right? Be careful with that thing next to a uvula~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
...It might've been awhile since I last signed in.
Text from online videogame with text "Welcome back Gulzig! You last logged in 2781 days ago."
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pred tip: Respect other preds. I get that need of a big bad presentation, but everyone's gotta eat! On a side note: you can snatch up their snacks if they're not lookin'. It's up to them to keep 'em on a short leash! Not my fault they took too long and I already mulched 'em into musclegut! Bwahaha!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pred tip 2: coyote's burnt tips on their ears and tail aren't just for show, but also where most of their flavors collect. Eat them head first, as not only do you get the best part early on, but they're bottom/belly-heavy so you can deadlift 'em up and let 'em sink in and finish with the tail~!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It does similar of pacifying your pudge, but doesn't get the same combo of belch-inducing as well as the CO2 release. Beer though...Beer would do the same~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pred tip: whenever you have an unruly meal don't punch your gut; you'll hurt yourself more than them. Instead, drink a soda. The bubbles add carbon dioxide and help stimulate belches so you can send 'em off to loopy-dreamland for good while you enjoy the rest of your day~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You: Call it a date. Me/Myself/I: Call it food prep. We are here for the same, but very different, reasons. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bwa-ha-ha! Happy Bowser Day squirts! Now SMELT! 🎨 Tanio
Furry Vore Art: A videogame alternate fusion between a swirly brown and tan striped wolf and Bowser from Super Mario Brothers. He has a large gut with many bulges as he belches out a fireball.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've got some pawsible ideas~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*Licks his tounge across his fangs* Maw-gust is coming up. Are you going down?
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SERIOUSLY~ ...We all know a chaser is something sweet that you ingest after you take a drink. :3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
...I was expecting something horrible to be implied at the very end with a metal tutorial claw 'helping' to teach first aid.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*Grins* Sending more meat into the hole, 'eh?
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thanks for being a swell sport of it~ :3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
...What? Lookin' for a replacement for your profile picture? :3
Furry artwork. A big burly striped wolf with a belly is patting the side of his gut. He is wearing a pauldron and one nip is showing so Bsky will probably mark this as adult.  It's not, but definitely something awkward to have out in public.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have respect for other preds, so I typically don't throw out catch-attempts at someone if they're labeled pred or pred-leaning. But that doesn't stop my maw waterin' from lookin' at some of 'em! Bwahaha!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Does a quick grab, toss, and gulp* "....You've been eyein' my stats for a bit. Might as well get thoroughly with 'em~ *hiC*
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
But no obligation on anything! I kinda want to put a disclaimer on the unending path of "You have 3 different ways of getting out of perma", but not only would it be wordy and distracting it would also possibly remove that shivering reminder of "it's a one-way trip down my esophagus, meat ♥".
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Semi reminder that I try to catch on primary because 1. I don't know what alternate universes others may want to use 2. ...I do like smothering out pfp with my engorged belly. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You're right~ You're soon-to-be pudge! *Nomph*
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Grins* No lumps left to show 'you' anymore. You're all mine now, and I play for keeps~♥ *uRop*
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Hiccups* Says you, junkfood. This binge-eatin' is just gonna keep you locked in under several new layers of paddin' on my waistline~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Groans, though it's uncertain if the noise was made by his vocal cords or his stomach* Gonna keep this food down 'till they're outta fight~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Firmly presses a fist into his gut, squeezing out a belch* Gotta keep the tub filled. You're tempin' me for a second round of Tyrse; though I 'might' just be nice enough to make it a 9-month sentence in the tank~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeah, I'd hate to lose you down the gloryhole when you need to be stuck in me for good~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Pats his tum, giving the taut tub a thick drum-like tone* April Fool's bud~ Glad to have ya as chub, bub~ And yeah, I 'might' have used you up in numerous mornings. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Burlbes and bloOrps as he's beached by his own belly. The wolf more a fat swirled ball than a berserker.* They...just keep comin'! *Hic*
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Definitely got some gutbusters somewhere in here. Though they may be a little too late on the delivery of the paunch line.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*OoouuURAAP* Yeah, you had a kobold infestation. Don't worry, I turned 'em into EXP while on my way to challenge the dragon. Lemme tell ya, I'll be dragON my gut outta here when I clear this den!
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The Greasy Strangler @heyjovee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
2019. Comm for an old friend cycanine (the one being eaten).
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy *urp* Vorth of July! Time to gobble up all the hotdogs, junk food, and other specie's friends are and completely ruin my figure~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm gonna tell you a surefire beginner-friendly, way to be the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing out there: Step 1: Go to the gym. Step 2: Dive down the throat of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing in there. Gratz, you're done! You're now part of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*Winks with a grin* Future ball batter doesn't need to think too hard. Just enjoy the ride. :3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
**Subject to churns and condomitions
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