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If ya know, ya know. If ya don't, don't worry 'bout it~<3

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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 13h
I don't think there's any recipe that could NOT use a tablespoon of garlic powder. Ice cream? Yeah, that's like vanilla foot fetish. Pudding? Okay, now you're getting a bit of kick to it. Milkshake? I DRINK IT UP!
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She can heal her friends. (HMU if you wanna play sometime)
Screenshot from game with character introduction/nametag. Text as follows:

Cindy
Waitress
Age: 24
Height: 175cm
Weight: 64kg
She can heal her friends.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your daily reminder that Photography & Pornography Both look very similar as channel names for your server. Probably add some emojis or something to make them quicker for visual distinction before you get bird photos in your porn and pussy next to your photoshopped food photos.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That awkward moment when you realize the level up chime in DragonQuedt/DragonWarrior is just a remixed version of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love watching ads. Ads are so good. Metrics metrics metrics. I may watch around $2k worth of ads every day. How? ...Don't worry about it! It's not like marketing is a big scam and there's a different way to ad-block that makes them pay so I get encouraged to go to places drowning in ads~!
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something that I love about older games, like RE:Outbreak, is that they usually had a "Nope. I'm out" ending. Secret ending to the first scenario is get to the part where the Bastard in Blue tells you 'walk from here', see the horde of zombies on the bridge, turn around and steal the car from 'em.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Sighs* I don't use one drive. My entire os is locked down because it is demanding I feed it pictures of grandma so it can try to reconstitute her into the digital god they wish their tech was at currently.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I want to replay Xenogears and then I promptly remember the time sink that is trying to 100% the game and do all the minigames and hidden storybeats and go "Once was enough~<3" ((...Also fuck if I can play Speed again))
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had some strange dreams last night from a conversation yesterday of "Wait, is there a quick and easy way to separate the meat from chicken thighs?!" Which the answer was "Nope!" The dream however was a cooking show called "How the Poors Eat", a satirical documentary vs the Time's nepo babies.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...I just realized there's an age demographic that have grown up watching the Angry Birds movies but have never played any of the games since I 'think' the last one was on the wii?
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...All this does is remind me of how bad Occult Crescent is in comparison to Bozja. I know this is trying to stimulate life into older content, but it's kinda having the reverse effect of saying "Isn't the new stuff so much better?" into "We can't seem to recreate the Shadowbringers experience."
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 of the weekly challenges to earn the current event mcguffin. For 3 weeks the choices have been between other older content, or "Save the Queen" which is their old Bozja content.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This anime season is drawing to a close, and the ones that stood out were: • 3 season payoff • The JFK assassination ending • I had a chicken to defend against vampires, but then I learned to eat vampires • BIG SMELLY MAN. WIFE HAVE HORN! • NG+ via Hamtaro • Lasers from my mouse-ass! • 3d bookspin
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things Zomboid players do instinctively that keep fucking me up: • You have to hold right click then press left to attack. • However you can always press Spacebar to push • Holding alt will attack downwards, but expect sweaty hands as you're right-click-holding + alt-holding then L-clicking
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop thinking in infinite profits. Instead think of forever losses. If you tarnish your brand so badly you will have to rely on the young and stupid to continue funding your growth. And birthrates are declining~<3
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate how I gotta buy a 12 pack of bodywash/shampoo/soap/whatever that'll last me 3+ years because every year they change the shape and name and design so what used to be "Wildberry" turns into "Wolfberry" which turns into "DEEZ NUTS". Also allergies and conflicting scents w/ formula changes.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Rolls around* AHHHHH~! 3 SEASONS OF EMOTIONAL PAYOFF IN THE SPAN OF 2 EPISODES And none of my active friendgroup watches RE:Zero. Sadly despite getting one halfway through season 1 it didn't stick because of 'that-one-awkward-storyarc'. ...I'm debating doing a viewparty of it.
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Suresh the Bear @sureshdabear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are you stressed? Journal more. Talk about your feelings in writing to process them. If nothing else, think about when you have a bunch of filled journals, and you'll be part of someone's side quest in the future when they try to figure out wtf happened.
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yearly reminder that flax seeds are just food-grade orbeez.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All the vagueposting made me go "Wait, who died today?" as there was some kinda spectacle but noone was talking about it. How the fuck could I forget about wine-eleven?! Open the franzia and send help~<3
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stupid thought of the day: Do ̶M̶ /Vore-mons practice soaking?
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda hate how there's a common trend for follower-gathering-newbies that involves posting a pic, labeling it 2/2, and not bothering to link to part 1. And then my ass goes through their profile media to find 1/2 past garbage-meme-pics just to find that its the same pic as 2/2, but a sketch layer.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...I'm thinking of nomenclature for rolling multiple dice at advantage of disadvantage. Like... 2d4d6A for rolling four six-sided dice and taking the best two values. or 1d4d6D take the worst die out of four rolled. Then again, this is only used in very very very few game systems.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That awkward moment when you think "Damn, that animated cartoon movie was weirdly gross and sexual" and then find out it its an Adam Sandler movie. Please stay weird. It was heartwarmingly cringe~<3
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
With shrinkflation I've started taking total calories and dividing it by the price. Its been working pretty well, except for when I have to guzzle 2 gallons of vegetable oil for lunch.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make your dreams into Reality: ✨ Lie to yourself!~✨
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Construction of The Glizzy
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today I will finally answer the age old question tormenting us since the dawn of time What is the difference between grits and cream of wheat? This may be my final message. God bless, god speed.
Photo of breakfast. From left to right its egg Benedict with gravy, grits, then cream of wheat. Oatmeal is behind it all, along with a deep sea of gravy across the plate.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't want to advertise this too much but... ... ... I think I'm the only person who uses the music playlist option on *CHAT CLIENT UNNAMED* When they added the 'stories' feature they added that one, and I've been uploading some (by my standards) bangers!
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where can I get the browser plugin to rename locations to their proper names like... Lake Warmonger Gulf of Epstein Island Distraction
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The movie, Monster House, is NSFW/NC17 because you can see her uvula.
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Debt card came in. They made it water soluable so you can leave it in the vaginabutt to dissolve after making your payment for the night.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saved myself as I thought I lost several 3d models via them getting taken off gumroad via numerous false "NSFW" claims. Then worried as my online backup separate from that didn't have them. Figured they were gone for good. Then I found my physical backup. All's good. Physical media is king~! ♥♥♥
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The movie, Monster House, is NSFW/NC17 because you can see her uvula.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every 4 years. That's how long before the same discussions and 'debates' happen (yet) again. Rarely are additional points made, and it almost always boils down to the same 'purity' argument. If base XYZ is NSFW, then base Furry is NSFW. "But It depends on the context!" NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I'm watching a below-bottom-of-the-barrel anime involving a protagonist that has magic books she can Deus Ex Machina any problem with, but they needed 7 books (for seven deadly sins) and they made up a nothing problem to solve via spending a 2 minute camera focus on a shitty 3d model of a book.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gonna add on a bit to this graph: I don't think they accounted for Spiderman 2 and Star Wars Jedi Survivor 2 being PS5 bundles that give a digital code, further inflating those 'close numbers' away from digital and more towards physical. bsky.app/profile/jbre...
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And as we all know: canola oil is harvested directly from the cannoli tree, which is famous for its rich desserts!
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The one thing I'm disappointed with the ending of Peak is that you're not chased by BingBong's wife like a boss level from Catherine.
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*Sighs, needing to check the rice that was bought* ...I hate that they don't say what the 'contaminant' was. When they're being vague it makes me think "Oh yeah, we accidentally dropped someone in the vat and ground them up and still sold it to ya'll because PROFIT!"
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I fucking hate trying to find out anything online as it's all AI scraping sites that have some info wrong but they're all just pulling from each other so the circlejerk of misinfo just keeps getting propagated. :T
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am sad to admit it took me over 30 years to learn how to crack an egg properly. I still waffle between edge-of-bowl and flat-surface styles, as both have their benefits, but in both cases the same important step that's skipped by all cooking channels apply: Put down a paper towel first!
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And now we wait for the bots to latch on...~<3
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Old man yells at clouds opinion/statement: Paladin autism is insufferable. "I must follow the letter of the law, not the spirit.- Oh no! Moral conundrum as the law was written with bad intentions! Whatever shall I do?!" "What about your own moral code?" "I DON'T HAVE A PERSONALITY! I BORROW ONE!"
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Brejen @brejen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know I shouldn't vague post, but
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/08/2026
All the biggest announcements from Gamescom Opening Night Live aftermath.site/gamescom-openi...
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