Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Walking routes on Google Maps do what I call "US time"; it's how long it takes someone from the US to walk somewhere. Minus 5-7 mins off walking time to account for a theoretical US person who has to either pause to catch their breath every 1/4 mile, or walk 3 miles out of their way because *CARS* 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just to pin to the top of my profile, I'm an actual graphic designer and a musician. If you're following me to flog your terrible AI product, or you're wanting to "collaborate" with me on your terrible AI art, that's an instant block from me. Save yourself the time because I'm tired of seeing it. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In 1996, The Simpsons aired "Much Apu About Nothing". Was a commentary on how politicians blame immigrants. Wasn't even a new concept to satirise then. "Are these morons getting dumber or louder?" Mayor Quimby asks, before offering the solution of blaming immigration. youtu.be/48Ev3K8wsso?...youtu.beSimpsons - Taxes Are High Because of Illegal Immigrants (from "Much Apu About Nothing")YouTube video by BJ the Simpson Collector 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's a few local shop units scattered around where I live. Recently one became vacant and when shopfitters began work I looked forward to us maybe getting something nice or useful. What are we getting? A TANNING SHOP. In a local residential area that could do with a few new amenities. 000
Reposted by Dom Grahamflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is how we wound up with three major parties all competing for the approval of the 25-30% or so of the electorate who will always vote for the nastiest, most malicious and pig-ignorant wankers on the ballot. An insane thing to have happened, but logical from their perspective. 28013
Reposted by Dom Grahamflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeah, so the 2010s were a long referendum on whether we should 1) be reasonable and decent people, and invest in infrastructure and services, or whether we were going to 2) be abysmal horrible bastards and let the island slide into the sea. I’m afraid politicians and press unified on 2). 1018143
Reposted by Dom GrahamEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/09/2026Better Offline monologue: I run through the nonsensical, pro-AI lab scare campaign driven by a former researcher, how the media keeps falling for grifts, and how dangerous AI is already in the wrong hands - those of Anthropic and OpenAI. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betterofflinepodcasts.apple.comMonologue: Jacob Coxon and the AI Safety GriftPodcast Episode · Better Offline · September 11 · 16m 426174
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On a plane landing into Germany when the German government decides to test the emergency alert system. You know what freaks out a plane full of passengers about to land? A whole bunch of alarms. Alarms on planes aren't usually a good thing. 3344
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026WTH Film4? It's August. AUGUST. I do not need Christmas films on in August. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tom Cruise, a guy famously synonymous with football. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think it's my duty to not watch England. - Vs Croatia I had to leave the bar I was in. Eng came back to win it. - Vs Panama I was playing a gig so couldn't watch. - Vs DRC I had to switch off for work reasons. Only match I watched in full was Ghana. Clearly I owe it to England to not watch 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Every working musician in the UK is getting PTSD from Wonderwall being the new England football terrace anthem. We only just mentally got over Sweet Caroline being requested at every wedding and private party for four years. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Costco - the only place in the UK where the person in front of you at the checkout buying 500 toilet rolls, a giant block of cheddar and single pack of sports socks. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026To add insult to injury for Germany, Gabby Logan on the BBC signed off by pronouncing it "Auf WEEdersehen". #GerPar 020
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?" 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I can't pretend I'm not thoroughly enjoying the schadenfreude of Starmer's resignation. The arrogance and hubris of the whole "I say the door is open and you can leave" stuff was always going to bite him in the arse. Will the Labour right learn anything from their last two years? Unlikely. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Currently watching the England match in a German pub in Bonn. The pub is busy for the game but I'm the only England fan in here. It's an interesting experience being the single goal celebration when England scores. Naturally the pub has been going mad when Croatia score. 😂 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Flying back from Florence. The music playing in the cabin is Christmas music. I've been up since 3.45am and the last thing my brain wants to hear is Christmas music. In June. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So we're pretty much a week into the #Fender lawfare against small guitar builders, and their marketing team is just continuing despite their comments being a flaming dumpster fire. Every influential guitarist on YouTube has made a video about it. Fender have lost an incredible amount of goodwill. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If you're not a guitarist, this probably won't matter, but Fender - a company whose guitars I have been playing for 30 years - are doing that most abhorrent of corporate things and suing lots of small guitar builders in an attempt to ostensibly put them out of business geargods.net/news/fenders...geargods.netFender’s Stratocaster Crackdown Begins: First Cease and Desist Issued to U.S. Builder - Gear GodsFender appears to be escalating its efforts to protect the Stratocaster body shape via a series of cease-and-desist letters. 22113
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The intense Starmer fan guy I know is really having a bad time over on Facebook at the moment. Posting loads of stuff about how great Starmer is - zero likes. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't so utterly insufferable and condescending in his opinions. 100
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wes Streeting's mum definitely told him too many times that he's a special little boy who everyone loves. It's the only explanation for why he thinks ANYONE wants him as PM. 000
Reposted by Dom GrahamChris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 12/05/2026ah they got this all screwed up, there 231661
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026On election night where I live, a girl who won a Reform seat was overheard by one of our people freaking out because she won when she was told she wouldn't by her dad. Someone from another party had to explain to her what a councillor does, what it involves, that you need to attend meetings etc. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If nothing else, I think we can all agree this: that's enough of the On The Beach ads featuring the Christmas song. If you work for On The Beach, no more please, every time I hear it I'm more resolute that I shall never use your company. Ever. 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 23/02/2026If you've ever wanted to understand just how little right wing politicians care about what people actually want, take a look at where the British people stand on the abhorrent ICE stuff. This YouGov poll suggests it would be deeply unpopular here. But then people like Farage don't care what YOU want 020
Reposted by Dom GrahamRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS 493195315854
Reposted by Dom Grahamflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Pretty shocking to see someone in the Labour Party lying their way into an important job, while also calculatedly betraying everyone who ever entrusted them with power and influence 69827
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 29/01/2026There's nothing anyone can say that will convince me that these "Join a trend" things on #Instagram are anything other than AI training exercises (or worse). I'm pretty sure they're using people's vanity as a way to collect data. Don't do it. Say f**k you to the tech bros. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The problem with the YouGov poll about the whole Beckhams thing is that there isn't an option for "I literally couldn't care less what melodrama happened at some dork's wedding". 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Google are adding their useless AI into all Gmail accs. I've had a paid Gmail acc for 5 years & I've found it annoying. It tries to finish your sentences, which is irritating & distracting, the email summaries are bad, & the inbox search is still terrible. It's BS. www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...forbes.comGoogle Changes Gmail After 20 Years—2 Billion Users Must Now DecideDo not lose your account — here's what you need to know and do. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I've always had the opinion that academic success doesn't always mean smart or possesing common sense. My wife told me about a housemate who was doing a *MASTERS* the same time as she was. Said person used the sandwich toaster, then put it in the washing bowl to soak. Take from that what you will. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I have family and friends in the US. As it currently stands I don't imagine that I'll ever see them in person again. I'd prefer to spend my tourist money elsewhere, you know, places that don't treat you like a criminal when you're just trying to take a holiday. 000
Reposted by Dom GrahamAvert Your Eyes, Pamela Ganache! @pressfuturist.bsky.social · 11/09/2025To be fair, that's a horrible tie, whoever gave it to him. 413120
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I hear he's also going to put all the trees in a tree museum, then charge a buck and a half to see em. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Just bought one of Marshall's new amp in a box overdrive pedals - the 1959, which is based on the classic Plexi tone amp. It's a beautiful looking pedal and sounds amazing. I've got other great overdrive pedals based on classic Marshall amps and this was half the price. 030
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 21/06/2025For multiple reasons I've had to be apart from my dog for 2 months now. I miss her so much. I've had so much other great stuff happening (got married!) but still miss my dog. 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Abhorrent sociopaths like 4.5 Kendall should not be allowed anywhere near the benefits system. I grew up in a household with a severely disabled sibling who needed 24/7 care. People like Kendall will NEVER care about, or understand, what it's like to have a disability or care for someone who does. 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 15/06/2025In the 90s, if you were at a house party and a pretty boy with long hair but didn't look like a metaller or a grunge kid was there, he was absolutely going to play f**king "More than words" by Extreme on that acoustic guitar sitting by the side. The collective rolling of eyes would be audible. 000
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 28/03/2025WhatsApp. I don't need whatever shitty AI you're selling. I literally have no need for AI in WhatsApp. I just use it to send my fiancé gifs and arrange where is best to drop that thing I need to drop off. 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 14/03/2025While browsing AutoTrader for a new car I stumbled across this little gem. They want 3 grand for a car that's effectively been graffitied... I'd love to know what the thought process was behind stencilling on some bad stencils of Freddie Mercury and what I assume must be Madonna. Way to go lads. 020
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 31/01/2025That queasiest of days - paying my final tax bill. I have no issues paying tax, but every year at tax time I can't help but feel like some bastard somewhere with millions in their account is laughing their arse off because politicians let them get away with paying less tax proportionally than I do. 010
Dom Graham @guitaristdom.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My Instagram feed is 95% red pandas. I'm good with that. I love those little bears. 000