Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 13hYeah it's rude as hell but also there's like a thousand things you have to teach them before writing including "talking" and "standing" 120
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is she at a lectern while everyone else is in their interns office? 140
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Look, if the first 5 didn't take I'm not going to be worried about Doomsdays 6th death 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The very dumb anarchist idea that we can just do however much gardening we feel like to feed everyone except it's no longer dumb because you made some dudes who just way get off on garbage collection and soybean farming 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean self awareness without will or desire is pretty alien so... Maybe? At the very least it feels like you the person should feel uncomfortable about it 000
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes it's funny that anthropic thought they could bribe or intimidate the guy who holds the Office of the Keys, but they're not even the first guys to do it 030
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One time I was eating lunch with a friend in his truck in a nice neighborhood and we had a cop called on us. He was obviously annoyed and told us this was his second call of the shift and the first was about a guy playing NPR too loudly while doing yardwork 030
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well the people of 20 years from now will have a more discerning taste than we do 000
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Insisting that hunting is a balanced team sport because the lions are also allowed to work together and build guns 0200
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The one funny thing I think collins has done was saying vote for Harris for maybe the first time at like 6:00 pm on election day after a whole election season telling us how bad Dems are 000
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can't keep rich people out by not building the housing they want because they'll just make it themselves by turning some sort of shitty housing nice. They're rich the whole thing is they have resources! 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm mostly joking but I actually think the borderline religious reverence applied to the seal over just signing makes it easier to force someone to fall on their sword for something like this 000
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah if we had only as many psychos as those countries have there's a world where we're looking at them thinking we are lucky to have a 2 party system. Which is to say I think it's not as good as a multi party system but our main problem is deeper and wouldn't be solved by changing that 110
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You guys should do what engineers do and have a pretty stamp that tells everyone where the buck that is each page stops 120
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now in fairness I'd kill for the choices to be Democrat (regular) and Democrat (embarrassed to be in same political party as mom) 060
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, the problem is they hate Dems and like spending time hating on them but the two party system makes that obviously immoral 2352
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Creating a composite door: he did not understand what he was doing but if he had he would have still done it and been pumped 160
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It reminds me of the claims that drug companies choose to develop viagra instead of a drug for heart disease. That was an accident! It just turns out to be easier 051
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you are making a challenging first person melee game the term is "condemned-like" 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just about every prominent lawyer and journalist were telling me that we had to allow Hunter Biden to be unjustly prosecuted so we could more credibility ineffectually whine about hypocrisy when Republicans are unjustly not prosecuted 071
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love the part that's like "ya know who I think oughtta run Africa?" And you're just covering your face because what awful thing is this guy about to say. But then he says Africans. Years later I still laugh when I think of that relief 071
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New artists were already competing with just listening to the low album again, I can't imagine ai music presents an even noticeable obstacle compared to that 020
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Relatively few problems can be solved by dressing like a bat and being a ninja. Those are the problems that Batman deals with though 060
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We have a robot to clean dishes? It's got the wonderfully appropriate name of "dishwasher". We've got roombas too, and actually thanks to ai i think i could make them a shoe finding robot relatively easily. 1200
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes the idea is silly, but I think it's also important to remember that it is fundamentally conservative too. 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every once in a while this website makes me wonder if I'm actually poor and just don't realize. Then I check and even in the wealthiest state and only looking at prime age earners that range is really good! 020
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My view of the world is a coked up wrestler yelling at human want and misery and hunger that I've been kicking your ass and *Takes of suit jacket, elbow drops it, stands back up* I coming for you again! Things are getting better and we're not stopping wooo 120
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The thing about inherent human dignity is the first part folks 020
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a lunch!* *Had to buy a stove so I had to buy a kitchen so I had to buy a house 1150
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We simply need to find the people who are passionate about garbage collection youtu.be/Bz2-49q6DOI?...youtu.bePassion | David Mitchell's SoapBoxYouTube video by David Mitchell's Soapbox 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You say that but can you even be sure which one said "here I stand, I cannot do otherwise" and which one said "so piss on my grave, I'll see you in hell" 121
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What if Stancil hated the Pope and had a scatological fixation? Tremendous 130
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In grad school I made 20 bucks an hour tutoring high school kids in math and it was wild how much of it was just being an authority figure who makes them do homework. Parents thrilled by the results of me constantly saying "ok and this one?" 160
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess if you made Batman poor and then made him raise money? But now he neither dresses like a bat to punch mutant crocodiles nor is fabulously wealthy so you may as well have just made it about Danny Kaye saving social services by putting on a show 1100
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My brother and I used to make a shitty comic for each other about "Keith Spiderman, public defender" and I'll tell you the joke of setting boring things in a superhero setting doesn't work that long 1190
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People hate looking at graphs about reality getting incrementally better I can't imagine trying to sell a book of fake graphs about a fictional place getting incrementally better 091
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't understand the mind that sees a ninja dressed like a bat and hopes for a grounded story about wage growth in the lowest quintiles 2553
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's this kind of thing that makes me like the DND alignment system even if everyone else hates it. I'm glad a third axis has been added, but I think any more will make it unwieldy. 040
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm going to start working "beast mode I'm afraid" into my everyday speech. 2270
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's not even black letter text the point it's RED letter text the point 090
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/20261 that's a different problem. 2 who the fuck are you? 3 who do you think I am? 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dismissing a screwdriver because it cannot hammer for shit 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Looking at Google maps of the town I grew up in and there are more parks and ball fields than 30 years ago. I'll send them an unsolicited suggestion that the sledding hill is popular and they should make a second one 0180
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's a great day to be reminded to do your tarp training. Really feels worthwhile 010
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, they'll tell you that if something happens to him they'll know it was you. 000
Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't want to be too spicy, but if the humanities actually taught critical thinking the website full of humanities majors wouldn't be falling for the obvious BS issue that is AI water consumption. 1162