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No one of consequence. Maybe listen if I'm talking about structural engineering but you can safely ignore anything else.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah it's rude as hell but also there's like a thousand things you have to teach them before writing including "talking" and "standing"
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Labor shortage" is basically always a tell
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is she at a lectern while everyone else is in their interns office?
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, if the first 5 didn't take I'm not going to be worried about Doomsdays 6th death
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The very dumb anarchist idea that we can just do however much gardening we feel like to feed everyone except it's no longer dumb because you made some dudes who just way get off on garbage collection and soybean farming
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean self awareness without will or desire is pretty alien so... Maybe? At the very least it feels like you the person should feel uncomfortable about it
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes it's funny that anthropic thought they could bribe or intimidate the guy who holds the Office of the Keys, but they're not even the first guys to do it
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One time I was eating lunch with a friend in his truck in a nice neighborhood and we had a cop called on us. He was obviously annoyed and told us this was his second call of the shift and the first was about a guy playing NPR too loudly while doing yardwork
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well the people of 20 years from now will have a more discerning taste than we do
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Insisting that hunting is a balanced team sport because the lions are also allowed to work together and build guns
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one funny thing I think collins has done was saying vote for Harris for maybe the first time at like 6:00 pm on election day after a whole election season telling us how bad Dems are
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can't keep rich people out by not building the housing they want because they'll just make it themselves by turning some sort of shitty housing nice. They're rich the whole thing is they have resources!
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm mostly joking but I actually think the borderline religious reverence applied to the seal over just signing makes it easier to force someone to fall on their sword for something like this
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah if we had only as many psychos as those countries have there's a world where we're looking at them thinking we are lucky to have a 2 party system. Which is to say I think it's not as good as a multi party system but our main problem is deeper and wouldn't be solved by changing that
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You guys should do what engineers do and have a pretty stamp that tells everyone where the buck that is each page stops
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now in fairness I'd kill for the choices to be Democrat (regular) and Democrat (embarrassed to be in same political party as mom)
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, the problem is they hate Dems and like spending time hating on them but the two party system makes that obviously immoral
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's right brother
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sudo log off (Them not you)
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Creating a composite door: he did not understand what he was doing but if he had he would have still done it and been pumped
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It reminds me of the claims that drug companies choose to develop viagra instead of a drug for heart disease. That was an accident! It just turns out to be easier
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh. Did that work?
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are making a challenging first person melee game the term is "condemned-like"
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just about every prominent lawyer and journalist were telling me that we had to allow Hunter Biden to be unjustly prosecuted so we could more credibility ineffectually whine about hypocrisy when Republicans are unjustly not prosecuted
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the part that's like "ya know who I think oughtta run Africa?" And you're just covering your face because what awful thing is this guy about to say. But then he says Africans. Years later I still laugh when I think of that relief
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New artists were already competing with just listening to the low album again, I can't imagine ai music presents an even noticeable obstacle compared to that
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relatively few problems can be solved by dressing like a bat and being a ninja. Those are the problems that Batman deals with though
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have a robot to clean dishes? It's got the wonderfully appropriate name of "dishwasher". We've got roombas too, and actually thanks to ai i think i could make them a shoe finding robot relatively easily.
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes the idea is silly, but I think it's also important to remember that it is fundamentally conservative too.
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every once in a while this website makes me wonder if I'm actually poor and just don't realize. Then I check and even in the wealthiest state and only looking at prime age earners that range is really good!
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My view of the world is a coked up wrestler yelling at human want and misery and hunger that I've been kicking your ass and *Takes of suit jacket, elbow drops it, stands back up* I coming for you again! Things are getting better and we're not stopping wooo
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about inherent human dignity is the first part folks
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a lunch!* *Had to buy a stove so I had to buy a kitchen so I had to buy a house
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We simply need to find the people who are passionate about garbage collection youtu.be/Bz2-49q6DOI?...
youtu.be
Passion | David Mitchell's SoapBox
YouTube video by David Mitchell's Soapbox
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You say that but can you even be sure which one said "here I stand, I cannot do otherwise" and which one said "so piss on my grave, I'll see you in hell"
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if Stancil hated the Pope and had a scatological fixation? Tremendous
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In grad school I made 20 bucks an hour tutoring high school kids in math and it was wild how much of it was just being an authority figure who makes them do homework. Parents thrilled by the results of me constantly saying "ok and this one?"
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess if you made Batman poor and then made him raise money? But now he neither dresses like a bat to punch mutant crocodiles nor is fabulously wealthy so you may as well have just made it about Danny Kaye saving social services by putting on a show
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brother and I used to make a shitty comic for each other about "Keith Spiderman, public defender" and I'll tell you the joke of setting boring things in a superhero setting doesn't work that long
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People hate looking at graphs about reality getting incrementally better I can't imagine trying to sell a book of fake graphs about a fictional place getting incrementally better
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't understand the mind that sees a ninja dressed like a bat and hopes for a grounded story about wage growth in the lowest quintiles
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's this kind of thing that makes me like the DND alignment system even if everyone else hates it. I'm glad a third axis has been added, but I think any more will make it unwieldy.
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to start working "beast mode I'm afraid" into my everyday speech.
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not even black letter text the point it's RED letter text the point
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1 that's a different problem. 2 who the fuck are you? 3 who do you think I am?
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dismissing a screwdriver because it cannot hammer for shit
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking at Google maps of the town I grew up in and there are more parks and ball fields than 30 years ago. I'll send them an unsolicited suggestion that the sledding hill is popular and they should make a second one
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a great day to be reminded to do your tarp training. Really feels worthwhile
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, they'll tell you that if something happens to him they'll know it was you.
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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to be too spicy, but if the humanities actually taught critical thinking the website full of humanities majors wouldn't be falling for the obvious BS issue that is AI water consumption.
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