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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We simply need to find the people who are passionate about garbage collection youtu.be/Bz2-49q6DOI?...

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Passion | David Mitchell's SoapBox

YouTube video by David Mitchell's Soapbox

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's this kind of thing that makes me like the DND alignment system even if everyone else hates it. I'm glad a third axis has been added, but I think any more will make it unwieldy.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

1 that's a different problem. 2 who the fuck are you? 3 who do you think I am?

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The gopher in my backyard is getting things delivered by FedEx

A box on a gravel driveway next to a vinal fence and in no way near a door or mailbox

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Most people hear remote and assume controller but the Google remote is actually mostly buffs and healing

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess I can see how confidently arguing at length about something you don't know about and are wrong about could be an asset in law practice. But I also think that is a scathing indictment of the field.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pleased that my 9 month old has abandoned her "fuck reading" stance. Even if she has entered a "demand to be read brown bear brown bear 5 times in a row" phase

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When you equip the best stuff in Cyberpunk outfit

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's fun being an engineer near an ivy League school because only Brown even has an accredited engineering school* so I'm constantly thinking "oh, too bad you couldn't get into like, Michigan" or "calm down bud it's not Georgia tech" *Last I checked was 2006

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Excellent point we gotta increase the conviction rate for being young in public

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Would you kindly cut the table ties with scissors?

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I suggest anyone starting a new instrument to get a baby, my kid reacted to me tuning a banjo like I reacted to listening to scary monsters the first time

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Brother in law is trying to learn remote viewing so he can win the lottery. I remain on team just get a job

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Look at this wild build I saw yesterday

A fiber optics spool that someone has reused as a table, they put a tiled tabletop on it. It is sitting outside.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

One of the only things you aren't allowed to say

Trevor Moore from the whitest kids you know sketch about how it's illegal to say "I'm going to kill the president" but it's ok for me to write this because it's just describing the sketch I didn't actually say I'm going to kill the president

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The best predictor for student success is an embarrassing crush that makes their professor slightly uncomfortable. To this end i suggest stylists who are given the keys to professors homes so they can throw out cargo pants.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

When my grandmother died my grandfather sent paper plates and napkins from their house, but not the first edition Oz books. Those he donated to a local library. He did this because my mother already owned copies. He valued the books for what they were, not their accidental attributes.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I don't plan on it, but if I do have a years long meth fueled crashout I hope it results in some surprisingly competent arm tattoos and no professional consequences

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"if you don't do what the press wants they'll make sure the fascists win" is not an argument for doing what they want it's an argument that to be free we must kill them. I'd rather not, but I'm the one receiving the ultimatum not making it

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Minnesota isn't Democratic, just the people who live there. Ok man let me poll some dirt....

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The thing about anti vaccination stuff is how abstract does someone trying to kill my kid need to be before I'm the bad guy for, y'know, stopping it concretely?

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Happy feast of st. Lawrence

The Pope grilling a steak next to an above ground pool and frankly far too close to a house

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Friends, I believe that we can work together to build a world where the biggest problems are teaching children to use the post office to keep in touch with friends who moved away and the letter V feeling unappreciated and underutilized

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My work email is filled with people asking to be taken off an email list because the mail expander sends replies to the whole distribution list and apparently the people in the high performance computing mail list can't set email rules

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Disproving conservation of mass by weighing the food I give my baby and the leftover food that's been thrown about

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'll bet if I knew more about Mario cart I could make a passable joke about this.

A suburu with a bike rack on the back. It has a banana peel on the rack hanging as though left to dry

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Imagine having the power to get maladjusted weirdos to stalk someone and commit property crime and using it on Will Stancil instead of like Russ Voight

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Learning a new language can be very rewarding but you should do it for yourself and no one else. Especially because if you learn one for a girlfriend it gives your wife a pretty high expectation

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

One of my favorite weird yes anding things from antiquity is the claim that Rolands sword was Hectors and also it had St Peters tooth in it. Because it imagines Roland walking into a smith with a bronze sword and requesting that he add about 2 ft to it and *digs in pocket" stick this tooth in it

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"buddism isn't a religion with supernatural elements" is one of the most inexplicably effectively propagandized ideas. Everytime I mention my mother in law some white person tells me it's odd that she leaves out food for spirits or prays because of some half remembered thing a hippie said

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

We already have this it's the ghost of Christmas past scenes they are exactly as long as they can be already. Dickens was paid by the word I promise he didn't cut even any fat

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

People say that divorce has largely eliminated women poisoning their husbands but as soon as I got home from a work trip my wife poisoned me (made me a salad)

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You know who I think would be a good interview for Jiminy Glick is Martin Short

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Roy Smoothie doesn't sound like he had a wholesome career

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Saw the new llv in st Paul, looks even better in person

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The music teach can only read bass and tenor clef is pretty bad. In my defense I think he would maybe kill people at my job

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Seeing my food reflected dimly, as in a mirror back at me reminds me of my great dream to make Japanese curry a big thing in Ethiopia. It's already a Japanese imitation of an English imitation of Indian food and I think it'd be great to get their hand on the ball.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Listen, obviously it's important to consider civil liberties and 4th amendment protections. BUT! I think we should be putting Ryan Grims unerring ability to leap to the defense of sex criminals to work

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Google scholar please get better soon I don't want to use the labs search

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Few things funnier than a guy being frustrated about being unable to impress spiritual leaders with his temporal powers and one of them it trying to impress anyone with the powers of the vice presidency.

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

You know how cops use the punisher logo but with the American flag? I'm pretty sure I just saw molag bals scary skull face logo used similarly. Frankly I think it makes more sense

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I'm not a lawyer and I'm sure "fighting words" or whatever has limits but I'm pretty sure if you are a fed or the parent of a fed or the spouse of a fed if you see russ Vought it's ok to just beat his ass

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Does the Naval Observatory have a priest hole? Seems unlikely given everything about it

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Marv @guiltysmith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

An old mutual who was recently banned I think, suggested that Catholicism is a beard for Vance being in an Evola type esoteric cult. I thought that was a couchfucker type joke but really now using KJV as a Catholic?

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