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Chicago’s premiere Diet Punk band. Hail Jupiter. linktr.ee/guardrailsucks

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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I could’ve been anyone, from anywhere. But I chose to be me. From right here.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tell your people that you love’em while you can.
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KmMU @legunek.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Very happy with how this one turned out. More songs being recorded soon! Go give @guardrailsucks.bsky.social a follow and hit up guardrailsucks.com #dietpunk #poppunk
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Heroes is out streaming everywhere now. Tell your people you love them while you can. youtu.be/DHHvuPeGDls
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Guardrail - Heroes (Official Music Video)
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
💫 Guardrail 2025 💫 Kevin & Ken & Ty & Xack & Brennan 📸: Kennedy Cottrell
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
THIS WEEKEND What sort of shenanigans will the DudeRail get in to in the ____ state of Indiana?!
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It’s a Midwest rock show weekend in GuardrailWorld™️
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
❤️‍🔥 NICE! We’re playing a free good ol fashioned house show for Mutant League Records next month. COOL! ❤️‍🔥
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We’re starting a Less Than Jake cover band called More Than Jake. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall:
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Smooth, Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Guardrail · Smooth, Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) · Song · 2025
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Doing a Wednesday night rock’n’roll at the SubT with all frens tonight. Come celebrate Gnarly’s birthday in style.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🎼”& it’s just like Frank Ocean, singing the blues”🎺 Or whatever the lyrics are
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Smooth, Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Guardrail · Smooth, Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) · Song · 2025
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Last one of the run tonight with Forever Came Calling All Captains So happy to be home. See y’all at Burlington.
Rock and roll for fucking ever my dudes. 
This is a flier for the rock show tonight at the Burlington in Chicago staring Forever Came Calling, Calling All Captains, and the greatest diet punk band in the world - Guardrail. 
Doors at 8.
Come to the rock show. 


Is using alt text like this valid? 
I’m using it as similar to hashtags on tumblr, which I understand isn’t the intended use, but I’m not sure how many people even actually check the alt text. Blue Sky is weird, man.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
MADISON. Last time we played up here a month later the pandemic started. I know we’re on the precipice of world war three, but hopefully this time we’ll have better luck moving forward?
A flier for the show tonight at The Annex in Madison, WI. 
If you’re reading this you’re now legally obligated to come out. I’m sorry you had to find out like this.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Dogs gon’ bark.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s weird being on the road while the conclusion to the World War trilogy drops.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Carbóndale esta noche! Here’s to hoping they like the Spanish accent we pronounce their town name with more than they seemed to last time we were down here 🥂
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
St. Louis tonight! Gotta remember to pace ourselves so we can hit the City Museum in the morning. Wish us luck.
A flier for the rock’n’roll show at Platypus in St. Louis, MO tonight
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Hitting the road this weekend coming to a town near you*! *(provided you live near one of these four specific locations) #ShowsInPlaces
A flier for Guardrail’s Summer Shows in Midwest Places tour. Featuring shows at Platypus in St. Louis, MO on June 20th, Booby’s in Carbondale, IL on June 21st, The Annex in Madison, WI on June 22nd, and the Burlington in Chicago, IL on June 23rd. 
On the bottom is a photo of the best billboard in Indiana off of Highway 65 that reads “HELL IS REAL”, which is in black and white, and is rad as fuck. 
Hail Satan.
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Kickstand Productions @kickstandshows.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🥳 JUST ANNOUNCED 🥳 Gnarly's 5th Bday Show with Guardrail, Off Leash, Ink & The Burning Lights 📆 WED., JULY 9 at Subterranean Downstairs 🎟 ON SALE NOW 🔗 bit.ly/3TuC09h @guardrailsucks.bsky.social
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
“I would love to be reincarnated as a bird, but I love my hands.”
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Thinking about putting out a record called The Devil Wears Ska-da where we do all ska covers of TDWP songs.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
We don’t want to lose ten pounds of water weight every show. Big vibe.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Do your homework for Pouzza next month and give this playlist a listen.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Liars Club Men’s Room scented Yankee Candle.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I woke up to an email from Do312 about SnüzFest which rules. Apparently you can vote for it as the best Fest in Chicago. I’ve never felt more like the odds were against us while also being actually recognized.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was sick and then I got a new phone but we are back in business baybeeeee
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The owls are not what they seem.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Dig through the ditches and Burn through the witches I slam in the back with my Hawk Tu-aaaahhhhhh
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Hail Your Highness @hyhband.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Chicago! We're back 2/22 playing SnüzFest with this killer lineup!! Shout-out to our pals Guardrail for adding us & putting on such an amazing event! Pajamas, mosh pit pillow fights, Midwest music, and a good cause. Who could ask for more?! Last year sold out so don't snüz on your tickets!
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stop.drop.rewind @stopdroprewind.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Chicago, we’ll see you at Beat Kitchen on 2/22 for Snüzfest! Get ready to get pillow-fought.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
SnüzFest, our annual Punk Rock Pajama Party, returns to the Beat Kitchen February 22nd! Featuring: @stopdroprewind.bsky.social Malort & Savior Something To Do Dog$hit @hyhband.bsky.social Bad Planning Ghoul For A Goblin Punk Rock. In Pajamas. For a cause. What more could we say?
A flier for the eighth annual SnüzFest.
Saturday February 22nd at the Beat Kitchen in Chicago. 
The flier features the SnüzFest Skulldude mascot in bed with a nightcap on having a nightmare about guitar amplifiers with monster teeth stylized to look like an old EC Comics Horror cover. 
Featuring Guardrail, Stop.Drop.Rewind., Malort & Savior, Something To Do, Dog$hit, Hail Your Highness, Bad Planning, & Ghoul For A Goblin. 
The show is presented by Kickstand Productions and sponsored by the Hope For Us Network. 
Doors at 5. Show at 6. $20.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
40% of the band played as 40% of Ghoul For A Goblin who were playing 100% Paramore covers over the weekend and that’s 180% factual.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Thank y’all so much for an incredible year ♥️
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
34 shows. 27 venues. 12 states. 94 bands we’ve shared the stage with. Cheers to a hell of a year. Here’s to the next one, y’all 🥂
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
WHADDAYA MEAN WE HAVE TO WORK TODAY AND NOT PLAY MORE SHOWS
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Bluesky score of 2.67 represent!
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Dome is Home. Fun fact: Hoosier Dome is the place outside of Chicago that we’ve played more than anywhere else. Thanks again, Indy. ♥️
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Another year that we didn’t get nominated for a list were ineligible for since we didn’t release an album this year 😮‍💨
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
As an entity that is stitched together, I understand their motives, but I disagree with their politics.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Low key don’t like this take for some reason 😅
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Last shows of the year start next week!
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bluesky doesn’t have a save post feature that I’ve been able to figure out so I’m reposting this here so I can watch the full thing later because this rules.
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
HAWK! TUAH! What is it good for? Absoluuuutly NUTHING (woahohohohohohohohoh)
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL *Hawk Tuah*
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We’ve started playing Song 2 by Blur at practice but instead of saying woohoo, it’s now “Hawk Tuah!”
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
someBODY once told me luigi mangione
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Assuming this episode discusses SEO, boy let us tell you what we had not considered one bit when we started this band over a decade ago, or last year when we decided to release an album called ‘Content’. You ever search for Guardrail Content? The results aren’t what we had hoped for 😅
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Guardrail @guardrailsucks.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Not too much longer till we hit the road for the last leg of our year long Shows In Places tour across the US. We’re eventually going to make a big map of all the places we played shows in for the end of the year, and the goal is to make that map bigger for next year 🤘🏼
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