Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 19/01/2026What’s the difference between $5 and cancer? ✨I don’t have $5.✨ 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 11/12/2025It’s my birthday if anyone would like to treat me 💕🥰 It will be going towards my recovery from a DNC and towards a trip to Dave&Busters 😁 010
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Everyone thinks lucid dreaming is this super hard magical paranormal thing to do, but I do it for things like seeing if I like my hair a different color. It’s just daydreaming but you’re asleep and can see things better. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 08/07/2025What radicalized me? Having to bury my cousin over something that gets white people a ticket or community service. He was 20 years old with a newborn. His family never deserved this pain. And yet he was taken from us. This is why I’m loud. This is why I March. This is why I want change. #RIP 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Men are so girly pop and don’t even realize it. Awe babes, you just opened your video game to dress up your character and log off? You’d love Dress to Impress 🥰media.tenor.coma girl in a video game is standing in front of a sign that says voting completeALT: a girl in a video game is standing in front of a sign that says voting complete 021
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Me: yeah so if you wanna learn Spanish you should start listening to Spanish music Every white person in a 5mi radius: OMG HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO JUANES?? 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I miss the old days when shooting up meant heroin and not schools 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 14/04/2025McDonald’s who? 👀Idk her. 🤭💅I’m 💯 from scratch baby! 🤤 no corporate nonsense here 🙅🏽♀️ just 💯% juicy white breasts 🍒🍗 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Arguing about a damn pop star like a toddler that just got their toy taken away. “I don’t even like that toy. I never liked that toy ever in my life.” get tf out of here. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025And those of you like “well I never even liked *current problematic person*” you think that makes you cool? Bc it doesn’t. You sound just as crazy as the mfs that say “well I don’t see color” 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Next time you wanna speak out about *any* BIPOC issues, ask yourself, “am I a part of the BIPOC community? am I an actual ally to the BIPOC community? or do I just want them to like me because if they do then people can’t call me racist?” 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Y’all wanna advocate to make yourselves look good rather than advocating for things just to be good. And that’s where y’all need to look in the mirror and ask yourself what you’re actually trying to hide. Bc we see through all your fake “activism” the same way we see through corporate activism. 010
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025If ya’ll want someone to advocate for POC how about supporting your local POC communities and leaders and holding your friends and families up to the same morals you’re expecting from these strangers that make popular music. Or sit tf down and leave us alone. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025“How dare you not be offended that white girly pop pretty girl that’s famous for being girly pop pretty doesn’t speak out about POC issues” okay???? I don’t expect her to just jabber at the mouth with some recycled tumblr activism like the rest of y’all. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I’m so sick of white people telling POC how they need to react to things, as if they’ve ever or will ever experience racism in their lives. It’s like a new form of racism is forming. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Just choked on the bong so hard it felt like I was gonna cough my asshole inside out.media.tenor.coma close up of a monkey with its mouth open and its tongue sticking outALT: a close up of a monkey with its mouth open and its tongue sticking out 000
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*TENDERONI @tenderoni88.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Not booking drag kings in 2025 is very weird 🤷🏻♂️ 013229
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Jorkin away your fever is only a good idea if you didn’t just lather yourself in vicks 010
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Being sick and unable to cuddle my partner is such bullshit I hate it here. 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 14/02/2025@therumour.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob holding a spatula and wearing a hatALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a spatula and wearing a hat 000
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Whoever filled this variety pack of hichews with blueberry needs their coochie ate like a pudding cup without a spoon 010
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I just found a sunflower seed in my beard, and I haven’t eaten sunflower seeds in months… 020
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I flirt with everyone but the second someone flirts with me??media.tenor.coma blurry picture of a hamster with its mouth open and a surprised look on its face .Alt: a blurry picture of a hamster with its mouth open and a scared look on its face . 030
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Posting for a friend that is no longer on socials, more details are in the link! She’s also plunging in a bikini if she meets her goal 😛😛 support.soill.org/fundraiser/6...support.soill.org2025 LETR Polar Plunge Mahomet - Region I{{MetaTags.description}} 000
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*Emo Knievel🕺😈 @emoknievel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Me omw 2 ur moms house 041
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Going on a trip for Christmas 🥰🎄(a shroom trip, but still, a trip) 010
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/11/2024Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon! 433186651421
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*Spendrick Queefwellington Knightly III @spank-knightly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I wish I was a cicada so that I could start a bug catering business and call it Cicatering 191
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*James Stayte @jamesstayte.bsky.social · 26/11/2024What We Do In The Shadows. 141103091198
Xavi Cado/ *AHHH* @guad95.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Flipping a table isn’t enough I need to uproot the house. 000
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*hexie @he-xie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My 5 art resolutions for 2025 1. Make weirder art 2. Make weirder art 3. Make weirder art 4. Make weirder art 5. Make weirder art 13972571319
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*Spendrick Queefwellington Knightly III @spank-knightly.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Lady at the bank called me a good girl when I told her I faced all the bills I was depositing. I'm not even a girl but it still did something to me and I'll be riding on that high all week. 0101
Reposted by Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*Spendrick Queefwellington Knightly III @spank-knightly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Trying poppers have got to be the biggest let down of my life. All this hype and I try it once and bitch it's just fucking sniffing sharpies. I've been high off that shit since 3rd grade. Fucking rip off. 0152
