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Garett Raines

@gtraines.bsky.social
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Tampa, Florida-based insurance lawyer. Culturally Catholic, socially liberal. Very, very married. Not ideological, but plenty opinionated. No Trumpers please.

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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Iran War is costing Americans $2,000 per household according to analysis by Moody's Analytics and Brown University.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would be totally up for this if my political opponents would only agree to stop hiring actual Nazis.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I often think about how the rise of the neo-fascist right corresponds to the declining numbers of WW2 vets around to slug them right in the face.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure the way to actually stop Republicans from dropping the race/ethnicity questions is to position the move as a conspiracy to prevent white Americans from being aware of their own looming extinction.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I worked with a lady who would close with "Have a Godless day!" every time she left a phone message. Years later, I heard someone use the line and realized she'd been saying "God-blessed day" all along. I spent years thinking she was aggressively atheist. Which is pretty funny in retrospect.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So...I guess I just needed a different suit? 😅
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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since 1981, Democratic presidents have overseen the creation of 3 times as many private-sector jobs as their Republican counterparts. Excluding Reagan, the net private-sector job growth of the past 3 GOP presidents is zero.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 27/08/2026
A 2019 trip to Samoa has been linked to a measles outbreak that killed dozens of people.
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RFK Jr. Lied To About Famous Samoan Trip During Confirmation Hearings, New Letter Indicates
A 2019 trip to Samoa has been linked to a measles outbreak that killed dozens of people.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The legendary Dolly Parton's gone now. As are Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson. Heartbreaking to see the old guard passing in a time when modern country musicians prostrate themselves to the rich and powerful. Thank God we still have Willie Nelson.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Feel free to judge me, but I'm in the rare " 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' is not annoyingly silly, while 'She's Leaving Home' is overbearingly melodramatic" camp.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the most Republican story you will read all day. A Republican who represents Trump’s home district was arrested for molesting his OWN GRANDSON and could face the death penalty under a state law he sponsored. There has to be a German word for this.
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Florida Republican could face death penalty under child abuse law he championed
A Florida Republican from Donald Trump's home district could potentially face the death penalty under a law he had championed as a state legislator.Mike Caruso, the Palm Beach County clerk of courts a...
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 17/08/2026
I truly believe in ten years not a single person will admit in polite company to having supported Trump. Honest to God I fully believe that
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump explained for gamers:
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
👇 this bears repeating
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My father and I flew into DCA to attend a funeral at Arlington National Cemetary. Usually a breathtaking view of downtown DC. As the plane turned toward the Reflecting Pool, there was an audible gasp in the plane, along with laughing. Yay us!
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
most important, the district should be red all over. That’s the color a map turns when it’s healthy
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The Only Way to Be Absolutely Sure You Are Drawing a Fair Congressional Map
A helpful guide from the Supreme Court majority
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bless his heart www.al.com/news/2026/06...
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Tuberville voted in Florida after tax records say he moved to Alabama
Tuberville claimed Alabama residency in August 2018. He and his wife voted in Florida three months later.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/06/2026
If my math is right, the crime rate for pardoned insurrectionists is roughly three times higher than that of immigrants.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I caught hell for a dog.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This would certainly get someone's attention.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 04/05/2026
Not all heroes wear capes Some of them are just really damn irritating influencers
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@RiversLangley

All of the #Scientology buildings on Hollywood
Blvd. are locked down and they even took off the
door handles. TikTok children did in a week what
30 years worth of books and documentaries
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Friends - please take a moment to read and absorb this thread. We need to get past the point of simply reacting to MAGA tactics.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's funny, but only because no Democrat would ever do something so ridiculous.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When a Bollywood event was held at the Tampa Hilton, I went through crazy security (and some scary dudes) to get into the hotel. There's no way anyone could have gotten a weapon anywhere near that lobby. Rather than a trillion $$ ballroom, maybe Trump should just invite Indian actors to his events?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is a great illustration of @larryglickman.bsky.social's point about how "backlash" framing lets the right play the victim.
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"The only thing prohibiting transit through the Black Gate of Mordor is the army of orcs capturing and torturing you,” he said. "It is open for transit should the orcs not do that."
The Black Gate is totally open, no matter what the fake news tells you
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Raffi knows of what he speaks. Yet, I've heard respected, seemingly intelligent lawyers argue against birthright citizenship in personal conversations. Rule of law is only an idea. And like the gods of antiquity, it requires nothing more than a change of mind to disappear forever.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The hottest flashpoint on the right is between its Jews and antisemites over whether the movement should prioritize repressing Muslims or Jews.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Getting so small he'll soon rename it The Washington Postcard
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times.
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Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Exactly right. Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign. Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE. Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them. Every possible angle.
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Kia drivers don't know that they're dorks.
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Federal Reserve @federalreserve.gov · 12/01/2026
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
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Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Garett Raines @gtraines.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Hey man. My inheritance ran out. Can you loan me some more money so I can keep being ruggedly individualistic?
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The next Supreme Court term is shaping up to be the most consequential since 1937. Depending on how it rules, it may cease to be accepted as a legitimate arbiter, and even nullify its own power as an independent judiciary.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Map of Sinclair stations
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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The Good Guys won in the American Civil War. The Good Guys won in World War II. The Good Guys won in the Cold War. If you don't believe these things, I really don't want to interact with you.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The time to write your “why do people mourn when a famous person dies? People die all the time, your parasocial relationship with the dead person is illusory and illogical” skeet is immediately after you go back in time and hand your father a condom
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
UTAH… this is not a game…
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