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not sure if he's dumb or just that his whole life has revolved around nothing other than baseball and he has never had any incentive to dedicate brain space to anything else

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎶old cthulhu was asleep, ia ia fthagn🎶 🎶and when he woke the world did weep, ia ia fthagn🎶

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

reminds me of the song "fried or fertilized" but way grosser

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i've heard of giving aid and comfort to one's enemies but permission is a whole new thing

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

instructions unclear: convinced five people to cancel their netflix subscriptions

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

me, an avid cribbage player for over thirty-five years:

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[cribbage players everywhere]: "it's finally happening"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ah yes the classic "conflict drives innovation" fallacy

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"sir you don't understand i can't go back after this your technology has already ruined me what about your so-called prime directive?"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they should invent a society that isn't just wealthy old people constantly hoarding everything and disenfranchising everyone who makes them slightly uncomfortable

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

never play a draw four tho you won't like the results

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh you know she's totally renting that film first chance she gets tho

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

but the real question is has baker mayfield ever truly -grasped- football

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

and this isn't even the worst example

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what having hobbies of any kind feels like nowadays: "oh you like [literally anything] huh? here's a hundred reasons why you shouldn't and also you're a bad person"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

maybe the whole point of halloween is to celebrate having survived the absolute hot garbage month that is october idk

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

someone should invent adult friendships that don't require you to make 99% of the effort constantly

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

why worry about a.i. when we're already inundated with j.i.

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

next time you're stuck in a boring video meeting remember that there's no tmi in teams

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

louder for everyone stuck in their own heads

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

seahawks fans of a certain age are currently losing their minds over this

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