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Glenn Sekse

@gsekse.bsky.social
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Sarcastic "Know-It-All" Bastard 'murica, love it or leave it! Ok, so now I live in Mexico. Puerto Morelos, Mexico

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When the EPSTEIN scandals are all fully adjudicated, as they eventually will be, there will be more convictions & people imprisoned than there were in the Watergate matter. Accountability IS coming: November 3rd 2026 Midterms Make sure you're registered & VOTE! Go to: Iwillvote.com #tickticktick ⌛
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#DontHateMe
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 24/04/2026
I want a BSky setting for “people who understand that this post is not that serious”
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âpihtawikosisân @apihtawikosisan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that."
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/03/2026
You knew this was coming. 🤣
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I would like to point out that many members of Congress travel on commercial airlines. If you don't notice them getting more and more upset about ATC problems and long lines... They are going to start considering a veto override if anymore crashes occur 🤔🤨🤦🏼‍♂️
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Faces watching me in the table 😳
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Thank God the cold snap is over, back to 77-80 degrees 😮‍💨
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Same, Lady Gaga. Same.
Lady Gaga praying for the end of pedophilia in America
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
George Carlin always nailed it.
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Back from a time when McDonalds had cash registers with numbers and orders were on paper:
Order pad from McDonalds circa 1977 showing hamburgers at 30 cents
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
When cold weather makes your wife change religions 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Some decisions during the holiday make perfect sense. Sam's Club, Cozumel
Bottle of wine left in whiskey display at store
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Durrell @durrell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
crazy IG em_clarkson
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fascism: a political regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual, associated with a autocratic government run by a dictatorial leader, and is characterized by economic and social regimentation and forcible suppression of opposition. So what is wrong with antifa (anti-fascism)? 🤔🤨🤷🏼‍♂️
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hello friendos It would be terrible if you told people about Books Unbanned, a program to get free library cards into the hands of teens and young adults anywhere in the country so they can access e-copies of frequently banned materials. Freedom to read. They can sign up here: booksunbanned.com
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Inspired by the American Library Association's Freedom to Read Statement and the Library Bill of Rights, Brooklyn Public Library founded Books Unbanned in 2022 to support the rights of teens nationwid...
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Cut pay and benefits to all of Congress, all of the executive branch, all of the supreme Court. No retroactive reimbursement, every day is permanently lost. THAT will prevent budget shutdowns FOREVER 🤔🤨
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Rod Dagnan @rod-dagnan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
When your wife makes a IRL emoji
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Cozumel Mexico Only joy in life
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Flawless
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Posted in case my meme loving people don't have it in their collection 👍
Husband: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones.

Me: Like, what kind? Finger, femur... There's a big difference.

Him: ... ...or chicken.

Me: Ohhh... That's probably what they mean.

Him:  *stares*
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I found my perfect hat
Baseball hat that reads "Fuck Cilantro"
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I don't approve of many tattoos, but...
Tattoo showing Greek man holding butt cheek up
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The emperor is not naked, he is wearing the finest of clothes 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The only people talking about Bluesky dying are the accounts that have been blocked into oblivion 🤷🏼‍♂️😒
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Make it so.
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Pool in the Jungle
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My @cred.blue score is 351! 🦋 I've been on Bluesky for 572 days, joined during the "invite-only" era, and have a social status of "Highly Engaging Pathfinder" Get your score: cred.blue "Highly Engaging Pathfinder" is the nicest way to say, "won't shut up" I have ever heard
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I mean they don't even try
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
So I know this is a joke but I posted it to Facebook with laughing emojis. Facebook deleted the picture and cited "fact checking" 🤔🧐🙄
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is important. #PlanB
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The idiots continue to amaze 😆 Mississippi senator introduced the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” The bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” $1,000 fine for the 1st offense, $5,000 for 2nd and $10,000 for 3+.
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Truth in advertising
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Idolizing Elon Musk is like believing the stripper really likes you.
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That stage in the relationship where she has no incentive to keep you from leaving the house looking like a jackass
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I think I’ve discovered the amount of Diet Coke that equals cocaine
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Whenever you question if AI is reliable, just remember that years later, Google translate still translates Mexican Spanish of "I can do it" wrong:
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
So people worry about birth rates 🤷🤔😒
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Glenn Sekse @gsekse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Texas man arrested for allegedly threatening ‘to show up at’ a Capital One ‘with a machete and gasoline’ over debt issues. (~$500)
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This sums it up, yes.
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