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Gruntleigh T Ogron

@gruntleigh.bsky.social
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Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 38m
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 39m
Cousin Larrikin? 🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 40m
Now THIS is why we need in-depth interview! With both of them. 😏
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 9h
Recently in DR. WHO'S MONTHLY everyone has been riveted with the interviews of the three ladies that played ROMANA in her 'Destiny of Daleks' regeneration scene! But surely the interview we REALLY want is with the man at AMSTERDAM AIRPORT who come out the gate just before TEGAN!
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 16h
Ooh, he certainly knew how to eat healthily! 🤩
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 16h
We get paid DAILY. 😋 (otherwise we lose interest in the job and wander off.) 🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 16h
Nooooooooo 🙉
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me had AWFUL NIGHT! Spent it TOSSING and TURNING. It my own fault! Before me went to bed me spent an hour trying to decide which of 3 BANANAS for my LUNCH BOX for today. Each one got it's own MERITS! (And before anyone ask, NO me CANT put ALL 3 IN, because me ATE TWO already!)
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me not making any promises.....😏
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Matt Sawyer Fanny Craddock Sick
ALT: Matt Sawyer Fanny Craddock Sick
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Was this Jaws....? 🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He found he could rent a wider selection of VHS from his local Space Blockbusters.....🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, me have a nasty reaction to having my foot nibbled.....🙈
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me had AWFUL NIGHT! Spent it TOSSING and TURNING. It my own fault! Before me went to bed me spent an hour trying to decide which of 3 BANANAS for my LUNCH BOX for today. Each one got it's own MERITS! (And before anyone ask, NO me CANT put ALL 3 IN, because me ATE TWO already!)
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
With all this controversy over Meta Glasses and covert filming, DAVROS has had to cover up his electrical eye during Diplomatic meetings! Him insists that he isn't recording anything, but me can't help noticing he got a VHS slot in the back of his chair....🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😹👏😹👏😹👏😹👏
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😹👏😹👏😹👏😹👏
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, that DOES actually look like the Panopticons walls. 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Actually him was wearing a little pork pie hat for. But it understandable that you mistook that for his hair. 😏
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hmm....maybe it time ME went in for a bit personal grooming.... (are at very least a delousing...) 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not available in the shops, but you can get it down the market on Saturdays...
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Him has been trying to get offload those for years....🤭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
With all this controversy over Meta Glasses and covert filming, DAVROS has had to cover up his electrical eye during Diplomatic meetings! Him insists that he isn't recording anything, but me can't help noticing he got a VHS slot in the back of his chair....🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hmmmm....it does make him look younger though.🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Hi! My name's MR. THE MASTER, and I used to look ALL of my 656 years with my grey hairs! But now with new Grey-B-Gone© dye, I'm able to impress people again with my overly complicated EVIL PLANS!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Hi! My name's MR. THE MASTER, and I used to look ALL of my 656 years with my grey hairs! But now with new Grey-B-Gone© dye, I'm able to impress people again with my overly complicated EVIL PLANS!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The CASTELLAN has just phoned me in a RIGHT MOOD! "Gruntleigh, when the High Council contracted you at great expense to redecorate the Capitol, we weren't expecting you to cover the whole place in WOODCHIP! The PANOPTICON looks like my granny's bleedin' FRONT PARLOUR!!" 😡
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤔 Instead of flowers me could do attractive footprints...👣👣👣👣 (and the occasional bum print) 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤭🤭🤭🤭🎭🎭🎭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me will never forget that time in the cinema when him asked Adric for a lick of his mivvi. 🙈🍭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We all done it!
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me wouldn't mind, only him has to carry on the deception while all three are in the cinema. You do NOT want to be the person stuck behind him.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Didn't want to use anaglypta owing to a pending visit from the Nestenes. (all that plastic content would be just asking for trouble....) 🙈
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes! They should look at themselves before casting nasturtiums....😒
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah! Space Pulp! 🤗😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The CASTELLAN has just phoned me in a RIGHT MOOD! "Gruntleigh, when the High Council contracted you at great expense to redecorate the Capitol, we weren't expecting you to cover the whole place in WOODCHIP! The PANOPTICON looks like my granny's bleedin' FRONT PARLOUR!!" 😡
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All week a TALL STRANGER calling himself "RICK ADD" has been getting access to bars and ordering weak lemon drinks (doubles) or trying to get into PG13 films at the cinema. Except WE all know it's actually ADRIC wearing a long coat, stood on the shoulders of the SYLVEST TWINS! 🙄
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All week a TALL STRANGER calling himself "RICK ADD" has been getting access to bars and ordering weak lemon drinks (doubles) or trying to get into PG13 films at the cinema. Except WE all know it's actually ADRIC wearing a long coat, stood on the shoulders of the SYLVEST TWINS! 🙄
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Crack? 🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There a whole chapter on THAT little controversy....
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BOSS could let a few maggots read some of the chapters......🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Them ARE impressive, ngl...
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HOW YOU GUESSED!? 😲
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You mean it NOT!? 🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Undies and hankies always come top! 😏
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hopefully she will send a postcard at some point...🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DODO has just turned up...smoking something VERY suspicious! "Well, it's hardly a surprise. Has anyone ever seen my performance in 'Celestial Toymaker'!? Plus the fact that I can barely string an accent together from one scene to the next ... I was obviously mashed off my nut!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DODO has just turned up...smoking something VERY suspicious! "Well, it's hardly a surprise. Has anyone ever seen my performance in 'Celestial Toymaker'!? Plus the fact that I can barely string an accent together from one scene to the next ... I was obviously mashed off my nut!"
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