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Grunkle Derek

@grunklederek.bsky.social
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#1 Mr. Pibb fan. VCR repair enthusiast. I have bestowed upon myself the power to give restaurants a Michelin Star if their chicken tenders & ranch are A+. If you don’t support equality for everyone, just keep scrolling.

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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I won a Kyle Busch swag package from Cheddars a few years ago and most of it has lived with my NASCAR collection but in light of recent events, I figured the diecast they sent me deserved to be unboxed and get a proper display case and home.
A tweet from Cheddar's restaurant letting me know I won a Kyle Busch prize package.A Kyle Busch Cheddars diecast car in an LED lit display case.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A parody poster of the 1988 film "Twins", with Arnold Schwarzenegger's name and face replaced with Carson Hocevar and Danny DeVito's name and face replaced with Ricky Stenhouse Jr., with a quote at the bottom from their post race confrontation "I'm gonna beaut your ass when I get back to the States"
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
And a push for Dennis
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Every fucking weekend
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is exactly how I react when I’m out of town and find a store that carries Pibb Xtra.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Penske I’m begging you to give Cindric more and better merch. Let me get a standard crown New Era snapback. Doesn’t gotta be anything crazy. Just the 2 and his signature on the side. Please.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The beef barley soup at this tiny deli by my grandparents’ old house. Used to go there once every week for lunch, buy a quart of it, and sit at one of the “it seats two but it’s gonna be tight” booths” reading a book or working on my laptop. Just want her back.
A styrofoam quart container full of beef barley soup, sitting on a checkerboard laminate tabletop with a basket of rolls and crackers to the right and a Coca-Cola to the left.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
The Blue Water Bridge in Port Huron, MI. An orange construction barrel sits on the street in the foreground, as Michigan is in a constant state of road construction.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
First pressing Dag Nasty and scratch made French dips, not a bad Sunday.
Dag Nasty’s “Can I Say” playing on a turntableA slab of beef over mushrooms in a sauté pan
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
At last, it has arrived. The Japan market "for Tourist export" Sony BMC-100 Betamovie. Absolutely mint aside from the poor sticker application by the original owner. Complete in box, foam on the microphone is still supple and not crumbling, all the articulations are crisp and snappy.
A Sony Betamovie BMC-100, the first ever camcorder.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The Cheat is pro vaccine choice but personally doesn’t believe in it.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
POV: Me driving to pick up Dominos and the Joint Chiefs of Staff found out I ordered ham and pineapple.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Thanks to the introduction of the BradPhone, we’re now getting NASCAR adjacent trash receptacles all over Metro Detroit.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Oh my god it’s happening
Mentioned at the end of truck series qualifying today, FOX is bringing back the drivers-only broadcast, but with the truck series this time.

Booth: Kevin Harvick, Joey Logano, Brad Keselowski

Pits: Austin Cindric, Carson Hocevar
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
He's gotta keep up with demand somehow.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh
A Microsoft Paint drawing of Ross Bagdasarian's Chipmunks, in which Simon is firing a pistol, shouting "FUK DA OPPS", while Alvin, holding Theodore as he bleeds out on the sidewalk, presumably from gunshot wounds, says "Stay with me theordore". The dying Theodore says to Alvin "Before I die *cough* *cough* let me get 1 last hit off the geek bar", a brand of disposable electronic cigarette.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The BradPhone has arrived. @randall.gobirds.online has a great unboxing post, I will be doing an in-depth review once I've had a chance to use it for a few days. NASCAR sponsors, give us more esoteric, silly crap like this and I will eat it up like a Sanders bumpy cake.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Great night at the Pizzarena, Blue Jackets got it done and they got a beauty on the empty net.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh hey me too!
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Update: I have acquired the BradPhone. Will report back upon arrival.
A receipt for the BradPhone, a Brad Keselowski themed flip phone.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm officially locked in. Let's fuckin' go little dude.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
1 Rizzler appearance
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I didn't think to flip it, maybe it'll look like this on the inside
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
WELP ALL ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP AIRSPEED GO REDDICK, GO BUBBA
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
How it feels when a coworker is arguing with you about something and your boss tells them you’re correct
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Heavy Rotation on Apple Music is as close as I could get.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
PlayStation Network being down has allowed me time to play the games I truly love.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
NASCAR is back baybeeeeee
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Now that there's a tangible #19 Chase Briscoe item in my hands, it's starting to feel real. JGR pls give New Era 9Fifty snapback.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My favorite part of taking a weekender on the lake in the dead of winter is laying in the big bed and listening to MoFi SACD rips on the Walkman. Highly recommended.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Whew lordy lordy it’s a chilly one today. Gonna have to pull out the heavy cotton basketball shorts.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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