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Grunkle Derek

@grunklederek.bsky.social
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#1 Mr. Pibb fan. VCR repair enthusiast. I have bestowed upon myself the power to give restaurants a Michelin Star if their chicken tenders & ranch are A+. If you don’t support equality for everyone, just keep scrolling.

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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I won a Kyle Busch swag package from Cheddars a few years ago and most of it has lived with my NASCAR collection but in light of recent events, I figured the diecast they sent me deserved to be unboxed and get a proper display case and home.
A tweet from Cheddar's restaurant letting me know I won a Kyle Busch prize package.A Kyle Busch Cheddars diecast car in an LED lit display case.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Apologies in advance, I charged the BradPhone last night. Didn’t realize that’s what it was gonna take
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Everybody is showing him love right now and I'm getting just a little misty.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Hoooooly shit let's fucking GO
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🚀👩🏾‍🚀✨ @kianna.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Denny said see you hoes in COURT
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Of course the race was too “uneventful” so now we’re gonna get fifteen overtime restarts.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A parody poster of the 1988 film "Twins", with Arnold Schwarzenegger's name and face replaced with Carson Hocevar and Danny DeVito's name and face replaced with Ricky Stenhouse Jr., with a quote at the bottom from their post race confrontation "I'm gonna beaut your ass when I get back to the States"
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Popping in to repost this.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Reflecting upon the race today, I said it before and I’ll say it again: Michigan is the most underrated track on the NASCAR schedule.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
So happy for Denny. Great race. A+.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
And a push for Dennis
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’M BEGGING YOU JAMES DENNIS HAMLIN SAVE THE DAY
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Spooky-Spud @spooky-spud.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
DENNIS COME ON BRO
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The cars making my belly go *brmmmmmm* is why I’m here.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
On the way to MIS, if ya see me say hi, I’m wearing a Cindric shirt and a NASCAR hat because the Penske hat game is not for those of us with larger craniums.
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tyler @tenfour104.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
WELCOME TO THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES ON FOX BABY
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Wall damage was so bad they had time to fly someone up from Daytona to help.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Scientists say it is significantly more accurate than any atomic clock in regards to it's regularity
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Carl Edwards and Corey LaJoie have surprisingly good chemistry on screen and I would like to see them kiss.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Every fucking weekend
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Credit One Bank Ones to Watch" choosing the National Debt Relief car is A+ brand synergy.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Been off all socials for a bit, got back into skateboarding and that’s been consuming most of my free time. Coming back for da race. Hope y’all have been well and I love you very much.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If we're gonna keep plopping planes in the ocean, how about letting me take a crack at flying one of 'em first? I've got over 70 hours in Ace Combat.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you Joey Logano"
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Race control was playing Balatro, it happens.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Posts that precede unfortunate events.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I’m not one to complain about the numbers on the car being moved forward but goddamn that Napa scheme is butt ugly.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
❤️ jacob the capitalist is dead, and jacob the philanthropist is here ❤️
A screenshot from an ABC7 Los Angeles article entitled 'A San Pedro nonprofit receives surprise donation from actor and comedian Jacob Wysocki.' Subtitle reads: 'After the episode aired, fans shared Wysocki's donation on Reddit, sparking a wave of additional support and contributions.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is exactly how I react when I’m out of town and find a store that carries Pibb Xtra.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Penske I’m begging you to give Cindric more and better merch. Let me get a standard crown New Era snapback. Doesn’t gotta be anything crazy. Just the 2 and his signature on the side. Please.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My mom won tickets to the Michigan race again, so uh, who wants to meet up and get a pretzel?
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The fact I’m still feeling a Cindric win buzz on Monday means that lanky motherfucker just became one of my drivers for real.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"And now all 9 feet of Austin Cindric, the gentle giant, will climb out of the race car. He is standing atop his vehicle towering over the grandstands. Oh god he's picked up Regan Smith, presumably to eat him."
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
FUCK YEAH CINDRIC LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Only took 183 laps for this race to get interesting, amazing.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We're gonna get a really dumb last lap crash aren't we?
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
What we need is a 10-disc set of different soundboards of Drums/Space and sell it as a best of.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The beef barley soup at this tiny deli by my grandparents’ old house. Used to go there once every week for lunch, buy a quart of it, and sit at one of the “it seats two but it’s gonna be tight” booths” reading a book or working on my laptop. Just want her back.
A styrofoam quart container full of beef barley soup, sitting on a checkerboard laminate tabletop with a basket of rolls and crackers to the right and a Coca-Cola to the left.
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Lemon Jerome @ianferguson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
looks like it's trying to buy a loosie at 2am
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Every time I hit an age with a 6 in it so far I start getting the itch to skateboard again, and this time I said I’m not going to let myself fall into the “spend $200 on a new skateboard setup” trap. Unrelated, who makes good skateboard decks these days?
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Jenée 🌿 @inthistillghost.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@ityslmemes.com
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
After that disappointing race I will not be watching next Sunday.
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Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @sundancesatgeo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The new porter brought in a ten year old Beats Pill to listen to nothing but Immortal Technique and Everlast on and I’m about to find out how much 5W30 it takes to fit that thing in my rectum.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My old coworker’s cousin is Carson Hocevar, so anytime he’s onscreen I have to send him a photo with the caption “Next family reunion you’re gonna read him my list of complaints and grievances.”
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I just wanna say I love the little community on this site. I'm very much a wallflower, but my search for NASCAR fans led me to a bunch of fellow plane and space enthusiasts, gamers, and even a couple people I actually know IRL. Great site. A+. Would join again.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Shout out @kianna.bsky.social for making me aware of FreeTaxUSA, just saved like, $80 over TurboTax last year.
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Grunkle Derek @grunklederek.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The best part about seeing old friends from high school is discussing all of the people that are either dead or in jail for something absolutely insane.
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