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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good

@grumpyj.bsky.social
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Late 30s neurodivergent Canadian taking it one day at a time. LBGTQ+, polyam, curler, board gamer. He/him

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's enough RTing people. Bottom line: A bunch of Americans are upset that Canadians are treating blue state Americans exactly how blue state Americans have always treated red state Americans. 🚬
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
5) Homer: it's my first day 4) McBain: up and at them! 3) Lisa: you're gonna be Bart Flanders 2) CBG: I've wasted my life 1) Homer: now *that's* religion!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm already sick to death of otherwise intelligent, thoughtful, and well-meaning movie critics frothing at the mouth for Doomsday to fail. I can't imagine how insufferable it's gonna be by the start of December
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! I'm a Sheer Limestone Cliff Above a Bramble Patch in Greece I Decided to Climb in a Swimsuit and Sandals Because I Thought It Would Be Easier Than Hiking Some More
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This season is going to make the saddest internet man-children a) suddenly pretend to have always watched the show, and b) suddenly be mad at everything about it. Gimme. Now. I *need* vengeful, nigh-invincible Akasha turning a "not all men" podcaster to ash
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I understand that some people will say there is subtlety at play here, but it would be easier/more accurate to say "30% of Americans are just racist, misogynistic dickholes"
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I f*cking hate this. He was my favourite director when I was in my 20s. He might as well take a blowtorch to everything he's ever done
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 23/06/2026
This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Finally got my GdT Creature on the wall!! A massive thank you to the artist @danirat.bsky.social who captured exactly what I wanted ❤️
A framed pencil sketch of The Creature holding a lit stick of dynamite from the GdT movieThe picture in context, above a shelf unit holding a bunch of board games, on top of which sits an antique wine bottle and a very fluffy kitty
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/05/2026
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It theonion.com/study-most-men-believe…
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm in this headline and don't feel attacked in the slightest
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"Do you get it yet Ben?"
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm sitting here chuckling at all the Flyers fans complaining about dirty play when sports culture, Wikipedia, and the Simpsons has jokes about how dirty they were in the 70s. Wah lol
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Because they are. There isn't a question. He won't face a moment of consequence because money, but if actual justice existed he would be stripped of his wealth, be thrown into a hole, and die alone/penniless
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hey George? How much do rent, food, gas and (in the case of Americans) healthcare cost when adjusted for inflation? Have they gone up at the same rate George?
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Household median income can go up as much as it wants, but if food, rent, and gas go up just as much (if not more) than what does it matter? You still don't feel like you have any money
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think "Artemis II getting swatted by cats" is my new favourite genre
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Brian Smith - Healthcare for Everyone @quicklitning.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Karoline Leavitt parody courtesy of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" in Canada
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 03/04/2026
Folks, I give you the New York Times
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/04/2026
More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕
A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
There are exactly two types of reviews I have seen for this movie: 1) oh f*ck yes, all of it, in my face, omnomnom 2) the f*ck is this and why did I willingly put my eye balls in front of it?!?! Second one of these I've seen this year actually! The other was "Wuthering Heights"
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I have two trans partners. I remember when one of them was using the phrase "transwomen" early in our relationship and I pointed out "I've been told its trans-women" She looked at me for a second and said "that seems like a silly thing to get caught up on". Anyway, don't know why I thought of that
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Yes, standard pressure"
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hey all I'm looking for work! I'm experienced in character design and costume for games and film as well as illustration for books and TTRPGS. I'm based out of BC Canada looking for freelance or full time. My portfolio is linked in the first comment, thank you for shares!
white knight in the woods with a dragon hunting him a collection of my landscape paintingscharacter concepts from the last of us part 2character concepts from a catan expansion
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Canadian here. I was in 10th grade, and on the day it happened we propped a CRT computer monitor on top of a Pentium 3 tower and watched MSNBC for a solid hour, until our internet crashed. After that, it never directly impacted my life outside of macro-scale geopolitics. No recruiters or anything
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Sunshine, MPH 🛸🐸🔬☣️ @callsignwhisker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
*sigh* Yep, rules are rules I'm afraid
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
As a reminder
if your community couldn't handle a trans girl with a diaper kink without collapsing into pedophile witchhunting your community simply will not last. If your community cannot handle the clearest example of someone harming no one but herself without breaking down into rabid demands of exile, it cannot weather internal conflict that actually matters without going up in flames. Not only is transmisogyny, you know, a literal death sentence to the  trans woman it brands sex criminals, it also just is a fundamental weakness of your community  if a trans girl hurting no one can set it ablaze like i don't know how to tell you this but if you're that eager to collapse  into moral purity testing for enemies within over a girl that just likes pissing herself and calling her girlfriend big sis, that is a trivially easy weak point for a hostile attacker to shatter your space along. Support the Weird trans women, even the ones you're not personally comfortable with. We're not coming to fuck your kids and dogs, I promise.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I hope someone is there to document their facial expressions throughout the whole night. These f*ckers shouldn't know a moments peace for the rest of their careers, after which they'll retire and sell boner pills
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The NHL is proud to announce that next season's Winter Classic outdoor game will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs facing off against the DHS All Stars at the newly-built ICE Detention Center Warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When the AI bubble bursts and takes the majority of the worldwide economy with it, the most compassionate thing we can do as a species is to burn this man at the stake
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Watching the second Mummy movie. I've never walked out of anything, but *damn* that was close. Took everything great about the first one and pissed all over it
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Art Nouveau study
Jinx and Vi depicted facing one another in an Art Nouveau style.
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'd say this makes me unreasonably angry, but I think its just the right amount of angry
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yes there were 30000 pounds of mashed bananas
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My guy, you had to lock down the comments for a reason. Take the L and move on
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Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good @grumpyj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Armand is my sweet innocent fragile boy and I will fight you if you come at him
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