Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤 4221
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like). Feel free to decorate however you wish! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢 120
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿 Get in line! It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic. *Smell wafts through corridors* Don't forget your Dindin ticket! @mogwartsschool.bsky.social #Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics 171
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room! You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐 241
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips! Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet? ~ Prof. Beak 🐢 361
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof! Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform. ~ Prof. Beak 🐢 481
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025You are very welcome - I can tell you’re going to be a great asset to #Sharpclaw! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢 130
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts! I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips. @bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around. Welcome again! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢 581
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat). But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife 5332
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week! Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻 5301
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤 5202
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼 4212
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025100% they should! I want snugs in my favourite blanket! 🐢☺️ 151
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost! Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄 4211
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Second weigh-in of #fridgelife: only one single gram lower than last week! #SmashedIt 🐢💪🏻 3201
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 12/12/2024While I’m rocking #fridgelife, Ags is covering all tort activities. Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry. Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻 6170
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Time for my first weigh-in of this year’s #fridgelife, and of course I smashed it - only 2g off my going in weight… 🐢💪🏻 6170
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I’m acclimatising in my box at the moment, Fonz! Will be moving into full #fridgelife at the weekend… 🐢💤 110
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Hey little Dolly! Not made it to the fridge yet, currently in “box acclimatisation” phase! 🐢💚 090
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 17/10/2023If you submerged your shell a bug more, you could totally pass for Nessie… 🐢🏴 130
Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Browsing this BlueSky malarkey on the recommendation of that handsome orange turtle, @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social… 🐢🤔 17546