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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

No, I’m not old - I won’t become an adult until I’m about 10. I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

They’ll wake me up after 12 weeks as that’s about as long as I should snooze at my age (7)! 🐢💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I like to think of myself as a War Tort. 🐢🪖

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I think Canada is colder than my fridge, Dougal! Yes, I live in a fridge for about three months, going a mage-snooze! 🐢💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like). Feel free to decorate however you wish! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿 Get in line! It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic. *Smell wafts through corridors* Don't forget your Dindin ticket! @mogwartsschool.bsky.social #Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room! You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I hope they do! But don’t worry Drayko, there’s loads of us on here too! 🐢🧐

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

PS if you follow me on X, I can invite you to our chat group!

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips! Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet? ~ Prof. Beak 🐢

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Yes I can work with those - les e it with me! 🐢🧐

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof! Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform. ~ Prof. Beak 🐢

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

You are very welcome - I can tell you’re going to be a great asset to #Sharpclaw! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts! I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips. @bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around. Welcome again! ~ Prof. Beak 🐢

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

It’s okay, Dolly, my Servants get me back down again once I’m done with my weigh in! Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Thank you Fonz, I knew I could trust you… 🐢💚

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Whaaaaat? He’s awful! I don’t even think he’s a proper tort, just a skinny imposter! 🐢😬

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat). But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I’m past the halfway point now, Fonz! 🐢💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

What the… how did I get up there? Did you steal me out of the fridge? 🐢😱

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Looking like end of February-ish but we’ll see how I get on weight-wise! 🐢😍

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I should probably post a warning before I emerge! 🐢🤩

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Scrawny for life, Morgan - such a weed… 🐢🙄

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week! Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

100% they should! I want snugs in my favourite blanket! 🐢☺️

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Yes, my Servants weigh me every week to check I’m okay. I can safely lose up to 10% of my body weight (c. 110g), but more than that is dangerous and can cause organ damage etc. If I got close to the 10% the Servants would wake me up! 🐢💤

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Merry Christmas to you too, Tabby Whisperer! 🐢🎄

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Exactly! I must maintain my MIGHTINESS! 🐢💪🏻

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost! Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄

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Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤 @grumpybeak.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Hi Morgan! Yes I’m snoozing now until February but I have great telepathic links with my Servants, luckily! 🐢💤

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