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@grumpist.bsky.social
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Mavericks fan in Portland, NBA, things of that nature

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm asking whoever's job it is to put the little stickers on the apples to stop putting it on the apples butthole.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's important for my personal closure that the Benn/Seguin Stars make one more real Cup run.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
coming home and asking how your day was
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Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Terrible
ALT: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Terrible
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
technician from the ANTI-PLAGUE research institute caught the plague and died.
meme image "this is the one thing we didn't want to happen"
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot fathom a bigger repudiation of MGPs brand of enlightened centrism than being an incumbent Dem and losing in a +15 environment.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last One Laughing: US edition - 9 sacrificial castings and Martin Short
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sports teams flocking to Vegas makes no sense to me.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Partial to her answer about gaining 15 lbs of muscle "Yeah, I just made that [expletive] up. I've gained like 18 pounds, so I did mental math. […] I'm hoping that most of what I put on is muscle. It feels like it."
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ready for some Whitt Newbauer snaps
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The NL, Turkington, Bo Burnham trio is insane
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gina Hinojosa winning and pledging TX to the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact would do it
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think about what I'd do if I won the lottery, so by that measure, this deserves way more mental fantasizing leway
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
also, only sport on tonight is Giants vs Rams, fuckin' flickin my balls dude. No, yeah I heard you 2 brains very cool.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
brain is 2 organs? yeah, sure, sure whatever you say bud, I gotta go to damn work in the morning.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PNW propaganda
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay time I was browsing in a store and a guy was like, you see that car outside? (Some kind of vintage turquoise Chevy) And I was like "yeah, that's a cool car" and then he was like "that's my car" lol. And we talked for like 10 minutes
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
have you ever listened to fucking Andy Shauf while maintaining a 1:45/500m split? I didn't fucking think so.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
going to start an unauthorized NL C2 Rowerg discord for cardio-doers with good music taste.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Foul Two Fouls
ALT: Foul Two Fouls
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should've had another apple
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
releasing a halloween mystery flavored drink called Spooky D and this is what it looks like??? 😭😭😭
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This whole Michigan vs Western Michigan kerfuffle won't matter after next week when OU dismantles Michigan 45 to 9
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my 1password account is due to renew Dec 6th - any strong feeling here in bitwarden vs proton pass? Either one easier to convert to than the other? Pretty basic use case. Just use 1password to store Pws, address and some payment card info.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"they can't catch us all if we Naruto run" Area-51 siege mentality, but millionaires and being white nationalists.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Based on their subscription numbers, I think people have already been doing this for a while now
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Important
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, yes, but it's still got the TX Sen seat as a runoff between Paxton and Cornyn and I'm too dumb to set the candidate slider myself.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
time to update this thing: projects.gelliottmorris.com/senate-2026/
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2026 Senate Simulator
Build your own forecast of the 2026 Senate elections. Start with fundamentals, then adjust for approval and candidate effects.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cool prize, BUT the letter did contain the ransom note Sam wrote when he kidnapped Kurt's father for a bit on the show.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
California, Arizona and Nevada are having their Colorado River water allowances cut for 2 years, but let's keep moving sports teams to Las Vegas.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Klay knew he couldn't compete with Tarik Biberovic, tbh
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is Blarkansas in the room with us right now?
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
bsky users clockin' out after fighting all day like a bunch of looney tunes www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xsL...
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Shift Change
YouTube video by bathrobejedi
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trailblazers have all guards and no forwards; Mavericks have all forwards and no guards - why isn't Scoot a Maverick yet?
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
he 100% did not expect you to be able to land the rhyme off the dome.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Catwoman: Lonely City is the most HBO miniseries-ready comic I've ever read. Could shoot it almost panel to screen and it would be awesome.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
...needlessly ominous closing statement?
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had that flip clock widget for a LONG time. Still do have a weather/clock widget on the home screen
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm assuming it's bc most theatre screens are sized for 35mm, so trying to scale the 70mm to fit without cropping means a roughly square picture in the middle and a lot of black to the right and left. You'd get the full picture, but a smaller overall image which would make people mad
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Spending your morning defending David Brooks and Caroline Leavitt. Ok.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I believe if I try hard enough, I can make my youtube algorithm serve me the full runtime of the movie Margin Call, in order, 6 minutes at a time.
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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wrote something for the first time in forever, please share it www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-fe...
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The Dallas Mavericks need to retire Jason Terry’s number
Jason Terry deserves to have his number retired by the Dallas Mavericks.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dolly Parton's husband energy
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nothing better after a long day than getting home, opening the fridge, and crackin open a cold one (a can of sliced pears I keep in there) and, yeah, if it's really been a rough one, I'll even hit the hard stuff (syrup from the can of sliced pears)
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Enes Kanter a piece of shit
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Grew into his forehead. Happy for him
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Chris Farley & Adam Sandler: Bus Driver Scene
ALT: Chris Farley & Adam Sandler: Bus Driver Scene
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TENET wasn't very good, true, but we need to rid ourselves of the notion that Inception is confusing. It's very straightforward. And TENET wasn't bad b/c it was confusing; it was bad b/c the story sucked.
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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ok well how 'bout baseball is dumb, and the Mavericks traded for Tarik first?
new Dallas Maverick sharpshooter, Tarık Biberovic
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