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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm asking whoever's job it is to put the little stickers on the apples to stop putting it on the apples butthole.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's important for my personal closure that the Benn/Seguin Stars make one more real Cup run.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

technician from the ANTI-PLAGUE research institute caught the plague and died.

meme image "this is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Last One Laughing: US edition - 9 sacrificial castings and Martin Short

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

brain is 2 organs? yeah, sure, sure whatever you say bud, I gotta go to damn work in the morning.

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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

releasing a halloween mystery flavored drink called Spooky D and this is what it looks like??? 😭😭😭

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This whole Michigan vs Western Michigan kerfuffle won't matter after next week when OU dismantles Michigan 45 to 9

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

California, Arizona and Nevada are having their Colorado River water allowances cut for 2 years, but let's keep moving sports teams to Las Vegas.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Klay knew he couldn't compete with Tarik Biberovic, tbh

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Trailblazers have all guards and no forwards; Mavericks have all forwards and no guards - why isn't Scoot a Maverick yet?

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Catwoman: Lonely City is the most HBO miniseries-ready comic I've ever read. Could shoot it almost panel to screen and it would be awesome.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I believe if I try hard enough, I can make my youtube algorithm serve me the full runtime of the movie Margin Call, in order, 6 minutes at a time.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nothing better after a long day than getting home, opening the fridge, and crackin open a cold one (a can of sliced pears I keep in there) and, yeah, if it's really been a rough one, I'll even hit the hard stuff (syrup from the can of sliced pears)

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Enes Kanter a piece of shit

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

ok well how 'bout baseball is dumb, and the Mavericks traded for Tarik first?

new Dallas Maverick sharpshooter, Tarık Biberovic

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Emotional support 800 calorie bowl of cereal at 10pm

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I've had the same phone for over 4 years and haven't cracked the screen a single time, AMA

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm bored, someone sign Westbrook so I can watch their subreddit crash out.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There's no way this doesn't get them a show at the Rivoli

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In a statement, LeBron James says he ultimately chose the 76ers because of the urbanist appeal and attractive comparative value for the cost of living that Philadelphia provides

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I want to know the big news stories without drowning in soul-sucking current events, so I follow the AP to get all the biggest news headlines, and then also the final score of a completely random baseball game every once in a while for some reason.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Dick van Dyke cockney accent: jim jimothy jim jimothy, jim jim jeree

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Oh ok, so I don't get to make ANY of the easy jokes just bc I'm on Pacific time? Man, fuck you guys

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

will Scott Jennings face any repercussions when it inevitably comes out that McConnell has been dead for days and he was straight up lying?

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Mark Rothko trick y’all, man. He don’t paint anything, man. He just running around, doing nothing

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

let Miranda July direct a DCU movie, I wanna see something.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think team US's biggest problem in this match is that we are not good at soccer.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

All the replies like "Yes, Mbappe flopped and rolled around like he was stabbed, but in fairness someone touched him. red card" def makes me feel like I'm not cut out to be a full time soccer watcher

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

VAR is the Flock camera of sports

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Mavericks are one of only 3 teams to not sign, re-sign, or trade for a single player yet this offseason, indicating that perhaps GM Mike Schmitz has potentially achieved nirvana and now wants for nothing in the physical realm. Gotta feel happy for him.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Neuer is going to kill every one of those penalty takers. What more could you ask a keeper for?

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Ja getting traded from Memphis to Portland to be cured in the waters of Trillium Lake and then re-born through the powers of The Green like Swamp Thing. Also, maybe remember how to shoot a basketball.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

you're asking me to decide which of the Mavs' new Euros are inevitably going to develop into multi-year ALL Stars?

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You can't find another Jokic without taking some swing on a couple Vsevolod Ishchenkos

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I need the Mavs to turn 30 and Gafford into something.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Just walked past this a couples weeks ago and thought "be cool if that was open."

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Masai not fucking around. New dawn in Dallas

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I know we don't deserve it, but if the US can win Olympic Gold in Hockey and a World Cup back to back, it would make people so mad and it'd be very funny.

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Trying to get the list couple boba is like those treat puzzle engagement toys for cats but for people

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

LOOK at this friggin remote, man

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I've probably watched a dozen videos on how vinyl records work, but then a month will pass, and I'll be like "you're telling me a groove in plastic can sound like a person AND a trombone? Nah, nah, something's not adding up."

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