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Grumpy Curmudgeon

@grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social
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Xer. Teaches communication at a state university. Christian, but actually reads the Bible, so not fundamentalist. Prefers no pronouns. Don't tell me to calm down when the world's on fire. Slowly accepting that I'm permanently disabled; still mad about it

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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am suspicious of those who think there's a right side and a wrong side in the conflict between Israel and Palestine. I'm suspicious of those who castigate Israel's actions without acknowledging October 7 or recognizing that Hamas' strategy is to hide among civilians deliberately. It's not simple.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have one wish for all reality TV shows. No matter what the show, this applies. I don't even care if it's "celebrities" on the cast. Everyone must wear nametags at all time. That is all. Please do not expect me to remember you. You all look alike, especially with all the plastic surgery.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what I miss? Boring presidents. I would very much like to go back to spending entire weeks, nay, months of my life not hearing about anybody in Washington sending us into a pointless war or deciding that legitimate news outlets will now be banned from coverage or...
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thought I opened the next student's, but--?? It was a student whose speech I'd already graded. Then I saw the next student's name was one letter away from the earlier student's. Mystery solved. This is an unremarkable story, except for one small detail: the earlier presentation was ABOUT DEJA VU.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The short-sightedness of people slays me sometimes. If you think you want an event to happen, *think about what would happen AFTER the event you want to happen*. You might realize "Oh. Maybe I don't want that to happen even though I think it would feel good in the moment."
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Public speaking teacher: Yes, it's a good idea to have water close by, but avoid putting it in front of your face while drinking--and also while you're on screen.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lousy houseguest 8/21/2026 Pain is a thief who drained away my wit: A smug, indolent messenger with news Of key import—yet then would not exit! Instead, he sat around, took off his shoes, (1/3)
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I mean, clearly NOT in this economy. This was in the January 2020 economy.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This probably makes me a terrible person, but I would be absolutely LIVID if a child's refusal to sit in the seat and put on the seatbelt made the airline cancel the flight. I'd be mad at e'erybody. I'd be mad at the kid, the parents, the airline, God, Satan, and whatever country we were in.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There are way more nepo babies than people realize. It's not limited to the entertainment industry. There are plumber nepo babies and quite a few in business, law, politics, academia...
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If a trans person shows up in my classroom, they get the basic respect due every student. I will use their preferred pronouns, even if they choose plural pronouns, and I personally hate plural pronouns for singular people unless you are a swarm of bees or at least 3 raccoons in a trench. (1/2)
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, @washingtonpost.com, I would like to formally complain. Chipotle is not "fast food."
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I just slept five hours uninterrupted! Yay! I just slept from 7 p.m. to midnight. Boo. Dang it, body, REALLY?
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nobody asked me, so here's my take. Helen of Troy should be someone who isn't just lovely but striking--leaving those who seek her "struck." That's why I love her casting. Lupita Nyong'o is flawless, but in a culture where beauty is identified with Whiteness, she is otherworldly, a goddess.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who decided that the Overton window should now overlook some parts of hell? I would like a word
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not that I'm reference any *particular* campaign, but would people on my (Democratic, progressive) side please take note that if you push to run candidates with obvious problematic histories (Nazism, poor treatment of women, etc), we aren't the Other Guys who will just allow it as it all comes out?
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The interesting thing about this is that its true, and I'm not just talking about the molesty ones. There's such an emphasis on sexuality even from sixth-seventh grade in many church youth groups (especially in evangelical/fundie spaces) that it's... legit skeevy. It was true when I was a teen, too.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?" I want to be right. Nothing else will make me happy. That said, I will change my position when I'm proven wrong. Because I want to actually be right.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Explain your @" Fine. I'm an adjunct at a state university, so I'm not putting my name here. I'm disabled and tired and don't have the energy to fight some ideologue getting mad because I said Trump or Jesus or DEI in class and then they find I have Opinions. And if it's not clear, I'm grumpy.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Had quite major neck surgery last week and just want to scream into the void. Everything hurts. We are about to enter day three of my apartment having no water thanks to some mysterious leak. Right now, I have very dire thoughts.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We also don't want anyone even looking at us. This is why people find Murderbot so relatable.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why is the ice cream truck playing "When the Saints Go Marching in" in a minor key? I am not making this up. I am more than a bit freaked out.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Trump is the anti-Nixon. Facing corruption charges, Nixon famously said his family was gifted "a little cocker spaniel... Black and white spotted. And our little girl... named it Checkers... we're gonna keep it." Whereas the current president will do quid pro quo for anybody EXCEPT his kids.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I've been doing French on Duolingo. Today in my actual life, I experienced a REALLY bad day of early medical bureaucracy followed by an excruciating medical test that redefined my 10 on the 1-10 pain scale--for over an hour, sustained. I come home, sleep it off, and open Duolingo. French RP.
(User is attempting to learn French via speech-to-text after a very difficult real-life day of medical bureaucracy and what felt like actual torture.)
Duolingo: Key takeaway: Use “I feel” statements to express yourself more naturally in French!
Lily, the health clinic “doctor”: So, what’s wrong? Allergies or health problems?
Me: I am always tired and I never have energy.  [Duolingo: Great!  To convey a stronger feeling of tiredness, you could say “I feel exhausted.”]
Lily: That’s great. Have you thought about sleeping a little more?
Me: I sleep 11–12 hours a day.  [Duolingo: Great!  To use a more natural expression, you could say “I get 11 or 12 hours of sleep a day.”]
Lily: So, you’re just lazy, is that it?
Me: That was cruel and not at all useful. I am constantly exhausted and I can’t do the things I want to do.  [Duolingo: Great! To express your feelings more gently, you could say “I feel very tired and I would like you to understand.”]Lily: Maybe you should try doing something more interesting.  Have you already tried drawing to distract yourself a little?
Me: I am starting to think that you are not really a medical professional.  [Duolingo: Great!  A more nuanced expression could be “I doubt that you are really a health professional.”]
Lily: And if I told you that I was just here for the coffee?
Me: I would absolutely believe that, but have you thought about becoming a barista?  [Duolingo: “REVISION: Use “it/there” with “I believe.”  Also, remember to use the past participle for the correct tense.”]
Lily: Maybe I will.  It sounds more interesting than this here.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I would watch this. No, not the Garfield movie. The one where a famous goofball comedian finds Jesus, suddenly brings that energy to all his work but keeps the same lack of self-awareness, and nobody knows what to do about it. theonion.com/garfield-dir...
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‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbin...
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is brilliant, actually. I'm always impressed by the Onion's famous juxtapositions and leaps of thought. "Met Gala -> party -> what if like other parties" is so smart. You could also see something like the American Irish Historical Society calling the police because the party got too loud...
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Normally I get mad when Trump goes after his personal enemies, but Comey? Comey's on his own.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Everyone should read this. The more "online" you are, the more you should read it. My feelings toward this are complicated; I'll put them in a thread here. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/o...
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Opinion | The War You Can Scroll On By
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is enlightening. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Securit...
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Security incidents involving Barack Obama - Wikipedia
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Honestly, no matter when it is and what's going on, whether online or offline, anybody who says "relax" or "calm down" should be immediately blocked anyway.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm just so mad there's no way to off all the red button-pushers so we can live in utopia. ...I may have missed the spirit of this enterprise.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This was definitely NOT on my Bingo card today but I have to agree with Trump. Teddy Roosevelt *should* be in the football hall of fame. Hard to name anybody with a greater impact on the sport (pun intended though).
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
So regarding #TopChef, I would like watch LSAT Chance Kitchen, in which aspiring lawyers argue before judges why their dishes are better than other people's. Nobody tastes anything, and everyone is confused. Sure, it's a typo, but that doesn't mean they're excused from bringing their best logic.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And just to add on this... I admit, I'd have been MUCH more excited about this if we were going to see the first woman on the moon. @correonlink.bsky.social did inform me that this is the first time a toilet has left Earth's orbit, so that's something
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I don't think this one counts.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Pull the name of Cesar Chavez off every street and every building.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
With this bonus panel, it reminds me of the "Nice Day for Fishing." Just... substitute fishing for pinecone collection.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Unpopular opinion: Nobody looks good with caterpillars on their faces. More popular opinion: It's none of my business what larvae go on other people's faces. Back to unpopular opinion: It really isn't, and yet I'm judging nonetheless. Most popular opinion: I would not say this to anyone in person.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I really think the bar is so low for wanting to see consequences for incompetence and cruelty--ANY consequences--that we have forgotten the meanings of words. "Fired," for instance. It means "no longer has a job." In related news, Kristi Noem is now a special envoy for a new security initiative.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is an absolute outrage. She should’ve been blacklisted YEARS AGO. When I look up ’friendly fire,’ that’s been her face for over a decade. she is one reason we got Trump 1.0. Ugh.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My #ADHD says "You need one of every hair clip in the world. Get them all! Multiple colors! Multiple styles!" Autism enters the chat: "Fine. You can use these three hair clips. Any others will be uncomfortable in some way." Chronic pain: "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID HAIR CLIPS. OW OW OW OW OW."
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's terrible of me, but I still think Michael's original diagram on The Good Place remains my favorite "solution."
To ensure that all six people die instead of just five or one, Michael would dangle a large sharp object outside the trolley window to decapitate the sixth person while killing the original five.  The diagram has the decapitated human saying "YOU GOT US ALL!  GREAT WORK!".  The diagram is black and white but with splashes of red coming out of the destroyed bodies to represent the victims' blood.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Posting to Instagram with your significant other while ALSO being on Tinder is... a choice, Riker. Definitely a choice.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Haven't opened my Finch app today, so it texted my phone with "You are not alone." Giving some Duolingo owl vibes there, Finch...
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Next to "Baby, It's Cold Outside," my least favorite Christmas song may be "Mary, Did You Know?" YES SHE KNEW SHE WROTE A WHOLE SONG ABOUT IT MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT IT'S IN THE GOSPEL OF LUKE LIKE TOWARD THE BEGINNING AND EVERYTHING
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Bothered. Moisturized. Here. In my lane, I guess. Unfocused. Floundering.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
At the end of The Voice, there is always a notice: "Michael Bublé is a paid spokesman for Rolex." My headcanon: That isn't required disclosure at all. Bublé just wants it known. He's just flexing. He wanted to add "Niall, Snoop, and Reba aren't paid spokespeople for Rolex" but they said no.
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Doing the last bit of grading before grades were due at midnight, I saw a speech from a student titled "Adult Activities." I blinked. I did not remember approving that topic. Warily, I opened it. It was "Adult OUTDOOR Activities" and about exercising as you get older. Can I have the first one?
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I need some reassurance that I am not actually the crazy one here. Asked my mom to define parameters for the Christmas list that SHE requested and got this reply.
Text exchange where I ask what Mom wants as a Christmas list and she goes on rant about a weird game place that wouldn't let her purchase anything and called her "Ma'am" with "great hostility."
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Just watched @myqkaplan.bsky.social's special at www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf.... Worth a listen! Thought-provoking, funny special. Myq commands a crowd very well with an excellent sense of timing and recurring motifs. (cont)
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Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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