Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5hJust watched The Thing I had seen it ages ago but I never realized how many movies copied its recipe afterwards. 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5hMaybe being really good at wheel of fortune was a sign 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5hIf AI is training off bsky it’s too bad we can’t just put a bunch of bullshit in the alt text of our images cuz that would surely screw them up if it’s widespread enough on the platform 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 13hMy poor wife is even sicker than she was a week ago Freakin plague I tell you I’m finally not coughing constantly after just under 4 weeks… still out of breath tho Had to have been covid or rsv 030
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 16hSmoke break before more Paul Bunyan shit heLL YEEEEEEAAARGH 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 17hEvery time there is another shooting from a shock trooper I ask myself which won is gonna spark the riot that spreads across the land Surely we can’t be far off 110
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 17hYou can never say stuff like this directly to a grower because 9/10x they get really mad and defensive 011
Reposted by Dexter MethorphanErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 18hImagine a world where doctors who do gross malpractice didn't lose their licenses and could simply move to the next town over what if lawyers never got disbarred and could work in every state even if they were convicted criminals imagine teachers who never lost their licences and again, kept workingwafb.comI-TEAM: Officer with history of arrests renews certification, back on patrolAn officer who was arrested twice while serving as a law enforcement officer in East Feliciana Parish has renewed his police certification and is back patrolling the streets, the WAFB I-TEAM uncovered... 38024
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 17hMotoGP weekend at a bad track for Marc Marquez Somehow though, I think he’s gonna pull it off because bad luck at a track can only last so long #MotoGP 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 17hPs seedlings need to be lightly sprayed daily not watered The reason for this is because it needs to spread its roots to find water and food. If you are overwatering from the start, the roots never fully develop. Instead they become a small puffy clump (just like in his videos…) 141
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 17hOther growers are doing it wrong in your city! Watching one dude over water his seedlings every single day Seedlings are best done with a spray bottle… 162
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Its safe to use the chainsaw with nobody home right? 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"find yourself a nice college girl and settle down" was my advice as he stepped onto the train 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🎶Anxiety, hostility towards the opposition Anxiety, hostility towards the opposition🎶 ANXIETY ANXIETY🎶 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the weed accounts that post images from seed companies as their own grow are weird bro 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i should have gotten the neck hair lasered off cuz now its white 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/202616 going by train to stay with 19 at college til Monday Im not nervous you’re nervous 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The “make your ex spiral” Airbnb ads are just wrong 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There are simultaneously 100 and 0 sets of reading glasses at my house I just keep ordering more 5 packs and yet they’re still never there when I need them 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I knew how to make bots I’d make one that posts a random quote from this dude every hour draxbotstatic.klipy.comDrax LaughingAlt: Drax Laughing 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is this anything. Kinda stole it from a deleted skeet 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026age yourself with a childhood crush nobody will recognize because its been 40 years and you didn't use alt text 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Them: posts a joke about gravitons me: posts a link to a relevant podcast (with lots of jokes) describing how gravitons might "reverse" and the entire universe will collapse them: omg you're mansplaining omg 🤤 me: you're all impossibly stupid and not worth my time, eat shit 010
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife is in a meeting and her ear buds disconnected and she doesnt realize the volume is at 10 on her speakers, because she has her buds in 000
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Outsourcing parenting to the always wrong machine seems like a bad idea 000
