The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10hMe on round 3 of bar trivia when I'm 1.5 IPAs in and trying to convince my team that Elton John must have made a cameo appearance on 30 Rock at some point- 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10hOkay, good, because you said that first thing and I was like "Oh, does no one ever say 'bart' in any of the Simpsons episodes?" and I was getting kind of worried that I had just embarrassed myself in front of everyone. 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 11hwalking back into class to grab ur stuff after the nurse said you're allowed to call your mom and go home early 040
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 12hI love sauce. Sauce might be my favorite food. 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 15hHi i am hitler mussolini from peru .i am peruvian socdem 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 16hOkay, I feel better knowing that "Crystal Lake" is a prequel, but I just saw the phrase "Linda Cardellini as Pamela Vorhees" and momentarily felt one million years old. 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 19hThey would've never said this to a guy who had two guns...... 0200
Reposted by The Picture of Doriane Grosharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 20hart imitates life or whatever 0382
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Why were they making little ol' baby me watch movies where SNOOPY of all people was sobbing over an impossible dilemma? You thought 6 year old me wasn't going to lose my mind? 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Snoopy Come Home" was a traumatizingly sad movie, and I don't think people talk about that enough. 120
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's kind of embarrassing how recently in my history I was playing music with friends and I insisted that we all learn "Hash Pipe" by Weezer. Like, I am talking "a few years ago." 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think a lot about this passage from Thich Nhat Hanh: "What is most important is not to allow your anxiety about what happens in the world to fill your heart. If your heart is filled with anxiety, you will get sick and you will not be able to help" What's most important, above all else is to help 031
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Despite the horrors, I really hope that you can see that today, in its true reality, has been a beautiful day. 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One time I saw this opening band playing before Jukebox the Ghost in a dorm formal room at a SUNY school and they had two drummers with full kits, and it's like bro we absolutely do not need this now. 000
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026For the next president, can we please get one who doesn't have an extremely noticeable cognitive disability? 3 terms in a row is kind of crazy. 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[vegan at Taco Bell voice] to me, fresco style is actually just normal style 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026yeah, can I get two fresco-style black bean crunchwrap supremes and a medium Baja blast zero? actually, screw it. make that a large baja blast zero.... and I'll do a cinnamon twists as well. 040
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026we straight up just sayin shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1605
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you were home, I'd be here by now. 110
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026FIONA COME DOOOOWN AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAAAAAAAIN 000
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think I've probably listened to this song at least 50 times in the past week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRM6...youtube.comMy HighnessYouTube video by Holidays in United States - Topic 110
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026bro, why are all of my coping mechanisms so calorically dense? 140
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They're going to make it a crime to be mean to AI before they even think about making it illegal to torture and murder actual living beings lmao 040
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Crazy to die of plague at the Anti-Plague Institute. Smdh, it's always the places you'd least expect..... 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Every week when I'm back on the hack squat machine at the gym I think to myself "There is no way it has been an entire week since I was last on this bullshit." Worst 10 minutes of the week. 000
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The pessimist in me feels like I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this screenshot. 0132
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pretty brief article from The New Yorker, but definitely worth the read: 0151
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, jock and nerd. 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tried to open my email to see what I'm supposed to do for a conference day tomorrow, and it made me download a different web browser, which then told me I needed to install another application, and after doing that I still couldn't get into my email. So I will be having a long weekend, I think. 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This thing goes all the way to the top (And no one reply with "and then rolls back down to the bottom." I already thought of that and decided that it isn't funny) 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026New tech: taking someone else's joke and just putting it in quotation marks lol 190
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Evil Incantations + Chants + Curses (10 Hour Version) 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Apology critiquing" is the most loser shit that people do on the internet. 010
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Nationalism" became a dirty word when it started becoming the root of the world's greatest evils, but whatever. 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dinner absolutely mealmogs breakfast and lunch. 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Back in the day, all you needed to be famous was to be a big old fat guy with a big old fat twin who you rode motorcycles with. 050
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I Feel Fantastic with hair extensions 070
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You can't review it until you've tasted it. 030
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had some thing to post but I forgot 000
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Contrary to popular belief, pain isn't actually weakness leaving the body. It's generally just a response to harmful stimuli. 020
The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh, you have POTS? well i have WEEDS (like marijuana) 😂😂😂 010