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Groningooner

@groningooner.bsky.social
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English gooner living in Groningen, NL 🇳🇱 GK union 🧤 Metalcore 🤘

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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 16h
Genuine question, regardless of whether you would or wouldn’t want him, am I mad for thinking we’d have a shot of going back in for Vini in Jan?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 17h
I’ve had better views
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 17h
I’m at Ajax and I have questions 1) How the fuck did Thilo Kehrer fall upwards? 2) Some (actual!) genius has come up with the idea to order drinks on a screen so you can just collect at the kiosk. But also, you can order pre order for Arsenal. Have they given this person a medal yet?!?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 20h
Feel the same tbh, someone had to be trying things. I wish more of it came off but yeah, he tries a lot when no one else was willing. And ultimately that’s where the equaliser came from
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paul Tierney is, once again, absolutely determined to create as level a playing field as he thinks he possibly can Every minor thing we do can and will be punished, but Justin gets away with a blatant booking Scot free because he played advantage
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chant coming from the Leeds away end that Arsenal are "just a shit Crystal Palace". I'm going to need that one explaining to me.
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That article from Megan Feringa in the athletic 😬 Not a great look for Arsenal women… Easy to cherry pick parts but my TL;DR is ‘Renee has plenty of downfalls, we never actually had a plan after Jonas and this was the best we could do, but we’re not sacking her anyway’
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On a scale from “She’s carrying a knock, nothing to worry about”, to “We’ve flushed £1m down the toilet”, how concerned are you about how little Olivia Smith is playing this season?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That has to be it now, because if not now then when?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ignoring the seasons before now, what’s she done in the last few games given to her by Renee to justify being the first off the bench still?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think it says a lot when City don’t have to play that well to score 4 against us at the moment
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Foord just always playing her own game of ‘How many touches does it take for a defender to close me down’ instead of just, I don’t know, shooting?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LIV LIVES!!!!!
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s no other explanation, but I can’t help but think back to midweek when she was thrown on for the last half an hour after we went 2 goals ahead That felt like shes just being given rubbish minutes and isn’t trusted
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s really annoyed me is the first 43 minutes was generally pretty alright But once again, we simply cannot make good decisions and here I am, really annoyed and frustrated
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my annoyance that Foord was the one to come on, I totally overlooked this I just got over it and came back onto bluesky, saw this, and got annoyed all over again because you’re 1000% correct
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Arsenal women happened
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mariona off injured, on comes Smi….. FOORD?!?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Couldn’t even enjoy it for 5 minutes ffs
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BAAAAUUUMMMMMMMMM
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’ve all accepted that we just aren’t ever scoring from a corner again right?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Found myself doing the same, couldn’t help but choose the albums that hold a very dear place in my heart and shaped my music tastes ahead of those I listen to the most right now
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And you just *know* that he’s being appointed after a ‘process’ spanning several months
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Jennifer 🏆 @jenisntokay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will say this. If Renée is out, Clare needs to be out as well. Promote Jodie, find a new general manager idc. This is equally her mess. Maybe more so.
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She needs to be gone irrespective of what happens with Renee I mean, she didn’t even fire Jonas and decided the best move was to just appoint his assistant because she spent way too long pissing up the wall Oh, and then gives her players that she doesn’t seem to even want
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry but that’s just not good enough. Piss poor quite frankly
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird, mine is somewhere between ‘Burn it all to the ground’ and ‘Fucking fuck shite ahhhhhhhhhh’
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m really struggling to comprehend what I just watched frankly Utterly unprofessional and purely amateur stuff Ive been of the opinion that we need a change in coach but that game was done at 2-0. There is nothing Renee or any coach can do differently that solves what I just watched
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t know about the rule changes, if so then that would exonerate the ref because it was so clear that’s not her meaning to take the goal kick But in my original tweet, I meant it was thick from the ref (Acknowledged here), Misa, and Leah
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What on earth the referee was thinking there I just don’t know, but we’ve not half given her a reason to do something like that It’s thick from everyone and 2 hand wrapped gifts for a team that has no business coming back from a 2 goal lead
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And there I was really starting to feel good about a UK PM for the first time in a while 😫
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HT thoughts: - Really not a good half of football, performance still miles off - Shooting is good, do more shooting please
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨 WE DID ONE OF THOSE GOAL THINGIES 🚨
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shooooot Kim 😭
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright then, here we go again 🤞
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It seems really bizarre to me that it just hasn’t been mentioned at all To me it would be like if the men signed Vini/Barcola/Rogers in the summer, and not starting them at Anfield, nor bringing them on at 1-0 down, despite no suggestions of an injury or fitness issue
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have I totally missed something regarding Liv Smith? Or just gone totally mad? She didn’t get on against Chelsea having only played 10 minutes in the midweek. CK is having trouble with her hamstring and can’t travel to Paris but no questions about Liv?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi Tim, Has anybody asked, or does anybody know about, a reason why Liv didn’t even make it off the bench, for example an injury/fitness concern? Struggling to understand why she was an unused sub if not for injury reasons
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember how Jonas wasn’t even sacked? He had to leave by himself and we just appointed his assistant Yeah I think I know who’s gonna be in the dugout next weekend
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That pass from Foord back to Leah right on 95 just sums it all up doesn’t it My head is HOT
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interesting, I very much look forward to the Mark Skinner rumours instead 😅
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not very clued in to the women’s game outside the WSL, tell me more?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Giving Reuteler her first minutes in an Arsenal shirt here is definitely a choice
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the 80th minute, while it’s still only 1-0
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And to think there was someone in that stadium who actually believed she was a better route back into this game than Liv Unfortunately that person is also in charge of the subs we make….
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Said exactly the same, too many players who are out of ideas, totally lost, and bordering on giving up
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wouldn’t put it past Renee to take Russo off or some shit if and when she does bother to put her on
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
75 minutes in, 1-0 down to Chelsea, Smith continues to sit on the bench
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