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Groningooner

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English gooner living in Groningen, NL 🇳🇱 GK union 🧤 Metalcore 🤘

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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 1h
That has to be it now, because if not now then when?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 1h
Is Foord just always playing her own game of ‘How many touches does it take for a defender to close me down’ instead of just, I don’t know, shooting?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 2h
LIV LIVES!!!!!
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 2h
What’s really annoyed me is the first 43 minutes was generally pretty alright But once again, we simply cannot make good decisions and here I am, really annoyed and frustrated
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 2h
Mariona off injured, on comes Smi….. FOORD?!?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 2h
Couldn’t even enjoy it for 5 minutes ffs
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 2h
BAAAAUUUMMMMMMMMM
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 3h
We’ve all accepted that we just aren’t ever scoring from a corner again right?
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jennifer 🏆 @jenisntokay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will say this. If Renée is out, Clare needs to be out as well. Promote Jodie, find a new general manager idc. This is equally her mess. Maybe more so.
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry but that’s just not good enough. Piss poor quite frankly
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m really struggling to comprehend what I just watched frankly Utterly unprofessional and purely amateur stuff Ive been of the opinion that we need a change in coach but that game was done at 2-0. There is nothing Renee or any coach can do differently that solves what I just watched
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What on earth the referee was thinking there I just don’t know, but we’ve not half given her a reason to do something like that It’s thick from everyone and 2 hand wrapped gifts for a team that has no business coming back from a 2 goal lead
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HT thoughts: - Really not a good half of football, performance still miles off - Shooting is good, do more shooting please
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨 WE DID ONE OF THOSE GOAL THINGIES 🚨
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shooooot Kim 😭
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright then, here we go again 🤞
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have I totally missed something regarding Liv Smith? Or just gone totally mad? She didn’t get on against Chelsea having only played 10 minutes in the midweek. CK is having trouble with her hamstring and can’t travel to Paris but no questions about Liv?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember how Jonas wasn’t even sacked? He had to leave by himself and we just appointed his assistant Yeah I think I know who’s gonna be in the dugout next weekend
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That pass from Foord back to Leah right on 95 just sums it all up doesn’t it My head is HOT
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Giving Reuteler her first minutes in an Arsenal shirt here is definitely a choice
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
75 minutes in, 1-0 down to Chelsea, Smith continues to sit on the bench
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know what the general consensus is here with Foord, and I share a lot of those concerns, but she’s a better footballer than that chance she has I really get the vibe that this is a group who’s losing faith in their coach
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aside from the specific personnel, having a very deliberately selected front 3, only to switch them all out in one go while desperate for a goal, screams ‘I don’t know anymore so I’m going to throw mud at a wall and see what sticks’
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Want to know how pissed those subs have made me? I genuinely almost turned my tv off
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right, I’ve had some thoughts brewing for a while and I’m annoyed so here goes nothing: Let’s please stop playing the plucky underdog that’s coming into the frame, and start acting like we’re the biggest women’s club in the country
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find the inconsistent use of Liv really baffling and is something I’ve got my eye on at the moment I really believe she could soon be the best player in the league but she never played a full 90 last season, played an hour max this season so far, and doesn’t start today having been rested midweek
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe one of these days Renee will make normal team selections, but today is not that day
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Properly getting nervous now, really don’t know what to expect from us today. I think basically every single outcome is in play Essentially, whether you told me we’re gonna win big, lose big, or anything in between today, my response would be ‘Yeah I can see that’
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Btw, if I see Stina and Russo starting on Sunday, while Cerci sits on the bench, I think I might actually scream
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve never heard a stadium go THAT silent as penalty is being taken btw I dread to think what the reaction would have been if Mariona hadn’t scored
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good god I actually thought the keeper saved that
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get out of jail free card, but I will absolutely take it
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Jennifer 🏆 @jenisntokay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're literally never scoring again
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😫😫😫
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christ sakes it’s 0-0 and we make like for like subs again Whether or not Kelly has had her best game or not, please keep the attackers on and actually look like you’re going for this thing I would much rather bring a full back off, just try to shake things up to find a goal
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have to be honest, I dont like that we fully rotated the 11 here tonight. I really think this is a group that needs some consistency and to develop understanding with one another I was very much in the camp that we should get the CL campaign off to a good start, and bring players off once its won
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😴
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahhhh yes, there’s Russo dropping back into the 10 The only surprise is its taken until the 70th minute. Normally a tactic we’d have seen deployed 10 minutes ago
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not sure this last 5 minutes is *good* but it’s certainly *better* Needs to end in a goal though
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
0.4xg…. Yikes
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Struggling to understand why we bought Cerci and Reuteler at the moment…
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Renee ‘Make normal subs’ challenge level: Impossible
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve not seen us look completely devoid of ideas or answers in such a long time We just keep inviting Brighton to press us and I simply do not understand why
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ve walked into this game completely unprepared for exactly the sort of game that absolutely every man and their dog knew to expect Bad games happen, but this is just naive and incomprehensibly bad
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you offered me a 2-2 draw at kick off I’d have probably taken it, offer it again now and I’d absolutely rip your hand off Feels hard to see where 2 goals are going to come from right now, we’d need to score early in the 2nd half to change that
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ve massively played into brightons hands here, it’s clear they want to get after us in build up Just take it out of the equation altogether, go long, force second balls, play them in the areas they don’t want to be in Oh, and close the fucking ball down when it’s on the edge of our box ffs
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love my tech and playing around with things, but my god I despise trying to create a new home screen layout New tech = using more apps = not being able to squeeze them into my existing home screen = getting rid of it all and starting from scratch 😫
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Groningooner @groningooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Utterly infuriating that Renee set us up perfectly and a goal was feeling inevitable, until she fell back on the same old prescribed subs that took away everything we were doing well, and did nothing to add the final touch
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