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@grocerjack.bsky.social
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Dog and cat lover, Chelsea lover, centre lefty, grandad, chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature. Bowie, Floyd, Zeppelin, Monet, Seurat and so much more...

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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Burnham speech yesterday as superb. Signalling the change needed to put the UK back at the forefront of values, compassion and fairness
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Panic in our #cfc defence
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Callers into @lbc.co.uk going full on "what's happened to the young of today... I remember when kids had respect for the police." Meanwhile here's your grandad in 1958.
War on Teddy Boys menace in the streets 1958 Sunday Dispatch
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wife away on youngest daughter Hen weekend. In typical rock n roll style I've painted the front door, the back door, tidied & reconfigured the garage, pumped all car tyres up tidied the shed, done 2 clothes washes now drying on the line, walked the dogs. Fuck's happened 2 me?
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And hammies lol...... Occasional Achilles..... But its worth it
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hi, anything from 5 a side using small goals, no keepers (indoors) to an average 9 a side on Astro. Our games are roughly 30 minutes each way, with breaks for drinks in extreme heat. We play 3 touch, zero/minimal contact. Its a brilliant work out
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes i do!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Are people still really moaning still about the Friday alarm? Grow the fuck up and get a life. JFC......
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The David Bowie Lightroom experience was absolutely stunning.... A real festival vibe as we sat on the floor with wine and enjoyed a wonderful exhibition of the greatest artist to have lived.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes, the singer/writer wanted to prove the point that anything English sounding could be a hit as people rarely listen to lyrics. I heard it first on EasyJet Ad and thought it was some current viral dance club hit. 1972 though....
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm oddly obsessed wth this song. Irritating, gibberish, yet rather brilliant, and very catchy. And from 1972......and yet it's viral now. And I still can't say the title. Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?... via @YouTube
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Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol'
YouTube video by John Bow
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Xx
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Absolutely lol
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
On August 6 1945 , the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, signalling the end of the war in Japan. In other news.... 15 years later ...I was born. So not all door and gloom then! Present from Mrs GJ.... Mothership Box Set on vinyl. She knows....
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ha ha .....its just so random mate
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is turning up daily in my email box. Its mental in truth as I'm hugely anti- gun unless at war and it's me or him/her..... What a fucked up world.....
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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just finished reading a book called 'The Barefaced Messiah' about L. Ron Hubbard. Conclusion: Scientology was created by a lunatic and conman. It's unbelievable people still faithfully follow that crazy creep's teachings. Pap for the feeble-minded, including Tom Cruise.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I'm in charge of 50 states and half of them are absolute dog shit" is a weird flex
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sitting down to watch the England vs Mexico game now. No spoilers please 😂
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Am I staying up for the game? An afternoon bbq and a few glasses of wine says no. Also... I'm 64 ffs..... Irrespective of anything else 1am is a big fat 'NO' Good luck England.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Illegal Eagles night in Pompey. Utterly superb . Fuck all you tribute band haters. This is just brilliant 👏👏👍️
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Indeed.... It sowed a seed of dislike for them and their shithouse football!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Iced coffee. A pint. Now that's a refreshing drink. Tomorrow the B2C machine will be tested on Espresso Martini 🍸️
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who do I want to win the #worldcup2026? Anyone who beats Argentina. Anyone. I have an irrational dislike for them, possibly dating back to Rattin. I do think Messi might be < Pele now though. Never forget how he destroyed #cfc defence as a youngster.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Well said
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I do hope so
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Agreed
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England thought. Another ground out result. But..... Maybe that's the way to hustle for way to winning the trophy? #worldcup2026
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'll say it now. Chelsea should have burst the bank to get Declan Rice. Absolutely the best midfielder in the world right now. Better than Caicedo? Yes. #cfc
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day❤️🇨🇦 Today we celebrate the beauty of our country & the communities that make it home. May we continue to stand together, support one another & take pride in all that makes Canada strong! Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and lasting memories. ❤️🍁 #SheShed #HappyCanadaDay
Today we celebrate the beauty of our country & the strength of the communities that make Canada home. 

May we continue to stand united, lift one another up, and take pride in what makes Canada home.

Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and lasting memories.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Still loving this heat! Must be the Irish half of me 😂😂
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I fucking love this weather. More please. #uksunshine
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You know how #cfc always have issues with low blocks. Or defensive teams as we used to call it. Ditto England. Oh for a Hazard, a Zola or a powerhouse like Drogba.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Norway 💙💙
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Today is a boat trip on the fjord in Alesund. An early start. I am NOT a morning person, let alone an early morning person.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sunbathing in the Arctic Circle
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Norway is stunning.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Haugesund in Norway. Cool. Rainy! All day rainy it appears lol. HOHO bus then.....
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bloody hell!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So....Norway...here we come. Get those fjords spruced up. Starting today at Southampton Cruise Terminal.......our first cruise with no flying!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So true for all my UK friends
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
.....enjoy the World Cup... Or don't . Life remains the same collage of utterly fucked up bollocks whatever happens. Like a Jackson Pollock painting of logic! See you all soon for the Alonso reign. Another Conte season 1? We can but hope! #ktbffh
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#cfc observations: It's over. Go away fellow suffering supporters , spend time with loved ones. Turn off the stress. Relax. Soak up some rays. Ignore #Chelsea ITKN crap. Remember the silly season starts now. Erase this arse gravy omnishambolic season from memory......
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fabulous..... I think Rate might just have to make do with a Colin cake 😀
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ha ha..... I'd have loved this at 10 let alone 3
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I bloody wish , jammy little git he is...
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Prezzy obviously... fucking poxy autocorrect
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Grandson is 3 tomorrow..... here's his pretty... Lucky boy
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
One before I go back to the mobile. It's 10% abv ....very much an aperitif beer!
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