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so you take your prepared paratha, slap it on top of a beaten egg that hasn't fully set in the frying pan, finishing off cooking the egg, flip it over, get some cheese in there and then fold it in half!

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

One of those videos where a dog hasn't seen someone who's been away on deployment but it runs out the house to immediately bite them

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Received a monolithic and rare pdf from the original pdf merchant just last night

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I'm going to make lunch now, something I have been calling the "Paratheggy". Thank you.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

"The main issue with the old, slow, boring and inscrutable compilation efforts is that they haven't allowed me to gain reddit karma, severely limiting the project's reach." is the closest they'll get I think

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Yep! Every single time. People are already getting something for nothing, why can't they just wait if they effectively have nothing to contribute?

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I've been following recomp projects for Bloodborne for a long time, and now the associated subreddit is completely overrun by flip-flopping between complaining about bugs in AI recomps and hyperventilating when yet another one is released. The space is completely unusable now

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

the first time I ever encountered a problem I was absolutely fuming about it

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

man has lived for many years off the wealth of the taiga

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I need dust like a flower needs sunshine.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

victorian crypt dust giving me conniptions, but I can't get enough

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The lads are all laid up in bed with whooping cough after inhaling dust from a victorian crypt

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Life is like a sequence of events...like film...In many ways cinema is the sequence of life itself... Welcome to my letterboxd

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm absolutely parched. I'm spitting feathers here man.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

As they say, what's good for the lamb is good for the louse.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I just hadn't considered that a harp would require a case, and it was massive...

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The Lads have started a new life in Türkiye

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I was in Glasgow a while ago, and I saw someone wheeling a massive harp case, and I said to her, "That's the first time I've seen a harp case" and she was fucking not impressed. fair enough 👍

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It really depends on how it goes, we have to play it by ear.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The secret truth, at the centre of the earth, an impossibly ancient yoghurt

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It's sad to think I'll never get the chance to call him gorb

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The thick yoghurt sinks to the bottom, while the whey scum rises to the top. Makes you think.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I think I would have got on with Gorbachev. We could have had a laugh together. Would have gone down differently too.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

When I was 4 my older cousins were looking after me. I was watching Lisa playing ray-man and they made me a wee hot dog for lunch. First time I had one, big day for me. One of my earliest memories.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I promise that you will not survive this reiki energy realignment.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They've got one they use on pigs

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

If there's one thing I'd want to say to young men, it's that going bald is "sigma". Thank you

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

By means of words and images, I've managed to reduce the Mondeo Man into a fearful and pliable putty.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Yeah, it's a difficult time of year to dress for. Regarding the weather. You wouldn't believe the variables I have to consider.

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