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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm taking an illustration course through UCSD and I just finished my first assignment! We had to draw squiggles all over the page, then turn them into recognizable objects. Pretty fun!
Black and white ink drawing of many items all smooshed together. From left to right: a stubby pencil, a fortune cookie, a gargoyle face, a Victorian style button boot,  a pelican head, an hourglass, and the pièce de résistance: a camel-headed snail with shell humps
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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I've Got The Power - Iconic Song Clip
Alt: I've Got The Power - Iconic Song Clip
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sitting in my car, charging my phone because the power's out in my apartment wheee!
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have some bills piling up, so a sale or two at my shop would be much appreciated. If you're interested in my fabric art, I'd love for you to check out what I have available. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
¡Ahora en español!
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is my official 4 year divorce-aversary! 💪
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm a big fan of sleep. I don't know why I'm so bad at it.
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Subway maps aren't your thing? Fine...fine. But...everyone loves animals, yeah? I have those too! Shrikes, and otters, and hellbenders, and more! Do they look good on t-shirts and mugs? Yes. Yes they do. www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
Art. Black and white drawing, made of abstract lines and shapes, of a bird with a wicked grin sitting on a thorny branch. Next to it, impaled on a thorn, is a mouse. The title reads: "The Shrike: Nature's Bastard"
Art. Black and white drawing of an otter's, drawn with abstract shapes and lines. The otter is diving through the water, trailing bubbles behind it.
Its whiskers are extremely whiskery. Surely the otter has a name, but otters keep such things a secret. So we'll have to call it Velmaroxe for now. Tere is a title next to it that reads: "The Otter: Friendly Water-Sausage"A tan t-shirt with a black and white design on it. The design shows three identical drawings of a shrike sitting on a branch with a mouse or something like it impaled on a thorn. Typical day at the office for a shrike, really. The drawings are in black and white, and made of abstract shapes and lines, and are in a row going from left to right. Above the left one is the word, "One." Above the middle is the word, "Two." And above the right one is the word, "Three." Below them is text reading:
"Shrikes
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You're Out"A white ceramic mug showing an otter (the same one from the earlier picture!) diving through the water, one paw up and the other stretched out in front of it. The otter curves down the side of the coffee mug like it was born to it, and bubbles trail it like sequins in the dark.

You can't see it, but the other side of the mug has the label from the picture, identifying this as an otter, and a friendly water sausage.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you like supporting your local eel historian? Well! Have I got some opportunities for you! 1. Over at my etsy store, I'm selling subway-style maps of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and Narnia. You can get them as prints or as digital versions! #LOTR #maps www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
Art. Subway-style map of the itinerary in The Hobbit. The main journey is show in three different lines: red (Hobbiton to Goblin Town); green (Goblin Town to the Elvenking's Halls); and blue (Elvenking's Halls to Erebor). There are multiple stops on these lines. There is a yellow line going back from Erebor to Hobbiton, making stops at Beorn's Hall, Rivendell, and the Troll's Lair. There is an orange line directly from the Iron Hills on the map's right side to Erebor, and a purple line from Gundabad directly to Erebor.

The map's title reads: "Hobbit Transit Map" and there are directions for both There and Back Again listing the lines and transfer points. Between them, in the middle of the page, is a dragon drawn to resemble the dragon on Thror's Map from The Hobbit.

A key shows the names of each colored line: 
Red: Western Lands Line
Green: Mountains and Forests Line
Blue: Barrel Line
Yellow: Gandalf Express
Orange: Iron Hills Business Line
Purple: Orc and Goblin Reserve Line

Text at the bottom right reads Surprised Eel Maps, 2025Art. Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named:
"Shire-Bree Commuter Line
Old Forrest Crescent
Wildland Scenic Line
Fellowship Line
Gollum / Sméagol Line
Uruk Hai Express
Three Hunters Line
Fangorn Slow Service
Rohan to Gondor Business Line
Black Ships Ferry Service
Oliphant Direct Line
Army of the West Line
Gandalf Express

A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines:
"Eagle Express
Paths of the Dead Line
Nazgûl Search & Resuce
Valinor Ltd."

A note at the bottom reads: 
"* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."Art. A subway style map on a parchment background. The map's title reads: "Narnia Transit Map: Talking Beasts Ride Free." The map has seven keys, one for each of the seven books in C.S. Lewis's Narinia series. The main movements of characters and action in each book are traced by colored lines, like a subway map. Locations in each book are marked out as stops in the lines. There is a drawing of a lion above the title of the map, and in the lower right corner there is a compass rose.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If this book I'm reading goes where I think it's going, I'm gonna be really annoyed
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw no mold on that slice of cheese I just ate, but I sure tasted it 🤢
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These are all really good
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My girl is turning 19 several states away from me 🥹
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Before my divorce, we lived near a big field where my kids liked to go play. On the far end, a homeless man set up his solitary camp behind some bushes so it was out of sight from the road. He had some mental health issues, which had landed him in jail a couple times, but he mostly kept to himself
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hahaha Nope. 18yr old just called me saying that Ex called her therapists office and threatened everyone there if they contact her again 🙃 AND THEN had the gall to text her, "Hope you have a great day!" when the last thing she heard from him was "Where's the car keys?" on 8/15 😡
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In August: * 16yr old went to the hospital from stress due to my Ex * 20yr old and I confronted Ex @ hospital * Ex cut off 20 & 18yr olds from streaming services * Ex stopped talking to 18yr old * I took 18yr old across the country for college
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every week I learn about some other billionaire (how are there so many??) and it's never anything good
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What's even more fun is that French cursive doesn't look like English cursive so it's like Inception levels of reading
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Went to sleep too late and woke up too early because of stuff with my ex. * He stopped speaking to the 18yr old 2 weeks ago, and removed her from his Spotify account and changed the passwords to all his streaming services. Never told her goodbye when she left for college
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi! 👋
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah...
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh man. Got me on both counts.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I blow-dried my hair without a diffuser and now I look like I time-traveled here from a Whitesnake concert
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh. I missed the hotel breakfast time.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well... she's moved in and feeling pretty good about things. She'll have lots to keep her busy this weekend and I'll slip quietly away like I did when I used to leave her in the church nursery 18 years ago
A girl with neon yellow hair sits on the lower bed of a dorm bunkbed, filing her fingernails. Her favorite blankets and pillows are around her. I love her so much and I'm so proud of her
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My poor 12yr old was trying to take a video of a train when a stupid little dog ran RIGHT UP TO IT, so now he's traumatized and I'm not there with him 😥 This is the last frame of his video
A young boy's shadow on the ground, his hand covering his mouth in shock
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
College is great
Four young men dressed in togas make last minute adjustments to their outfits. In front of them is a cardboard Trojan... cow. Behind them are their marching band drums
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Noticing that the parent small-talk version of "Remembering Some Guys" is "Naming Some Places." I've already been guilty of it and I've heard other parents at this orientation do it, too
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Leave a message for Rick 📞 Call the “Holy Smokes” Hotline to tell Rick what he means to you, share a message of congratulations or wish him well in retirement! 🔗 Mariners.com/HolySmokes
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't know what this is exactly, but @greenleejw.bsky.social and I saw it today
What appearsto be a NASA space capsule loaded onto a trailer towed by a truck down the highway. The "burners" are basically big bowls with orange lightbulbs in themThe side of the pseudo space capsule has painted-on porthole windows, with movie aliens/ robots peering from themThe front of the pseudo space capsule has a yellow rocket tip and a painted-on window into the cockpit
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Last November, I ordered a box of Christmas teas. A week or so later, USPS notified me that my package had arrived! But when I went to open the parcel mailbox, it was already open and empty. 😟 Yesterday 18yr old checked the mail and found a parcel key... Merry Christmas to me! 🤣
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Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
⚾️⚾️ Starting to get baseballs and yes, the discoloration is real. For example, this is a pearl that was never mudded up. Really. ⚾️⚾️👀 While I’ve received a few balls, it’s not nearly enough. If you can, PLEASE HELP! ⚾️🙏⚾️ (@bwd.bsky.social has details below. 👇)
Picture of an unprepared game ball with yellow splotches on about half its surface.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He just keeps getting worse. Now he changed all the passwords to his streaming accounts and won't respond when she asks if she can have the new one. But he did give it to her baby brother. I don't know why he is so thoroughly cutting her off
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J.S. Park 박준 @jspark3000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I believe that anyone, really anyone, can redeem themselves. But none of the people that they hurt owe them a thing except distance and a closed door. Anyone can redeem themselves, but they can do it over there.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Meanwhile, her father has expressed no interest in seeing her before she leaves, but he did kick her off his Spotify account and instructed her to leave her car at his house with the keys inside. A thousand little cuts...
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In 6 days I will be flying my girl halfway across the country for school and peeps... I am not ready
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh, so me then
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Most of the time, I don't draw with a goal in mind. I start with empty intent, & see what develops. But sometimes, I draw with a purpose. Here's an example: a picture of my parents' dog drawn, which I drew for my mom's birthday. Do I draw such things on commission? Yes I do! You just have to ask!
Art. Black and white drawing of a dog (it's a spaniel, even!) looking hopefully upwards, as if there is food in the offing. The drawing is made of abstract shapes and lines, but you can tell. This is a dog with curly fur, a stout collar, and a heart full of belief.
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I broke my 4 year streak of not speaking to my ex last night to stand up for my 16yr old who preferred me to stay with him at the hospital and not his dad, but was to afraid to say it to him. It was scary. I still am scared. But my boy slept soundly all night
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sleeping through the night is for chumps – my body/ brain, apparently
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, maybe don't be a selfish idiot
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I really hate Spokane (for personal reasons) but I never wanted it to, like, burn to the ground 😦
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I will always eat more palak paneer than is good for me
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You guys! Jerry is back!
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Don’t hire AI to draw your maps, folks. If you do, everyone in Brazil will laugh at you. Hire an actual mapmaker. Maybe one who knows a lot about eels. Just sayin
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of my coworkers made blackberry cobbler last night and brought it in to share! My lunch just got elevated!
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grenouille78 @grenouille78.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So apparently there is a national cricket shortage. The 12yr old and I found this out trying to get some for his frog this evening. National. Cricket. Shortage. I don't even know what to think about that.
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