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Greg van Eekhout

@gregvaneekhout.bsky.social
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Writer of Happy Town, Voyage of the Dogs, Cog, Weird Kid, California Bones, etc. Californian by birth, Indo by ancestry. Repped by Holly Root at Root Literary. www.writingandsnacks.com he/him

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
isn't a public execution the definition of cruel and unusual punishment?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s one of the most f’d websites I’ve ever seen.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeez, Mental Floss, what the heck happened to you?
Completely broken and unusable Mental Floss website.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've always wanted to do this except in corporate offices.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My business partner, the Amazon.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's really solid and feels good in the hand. retro51.com/products/the...
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The Nautilus - Tornado™ Big Shot Rollerball
Journey to undiscovered depths... with Retro51’s newest addition to the Literary Collection, The Nautilus. The mystery of the sea awaits with this new Big Shot Tornado™ Rollerball intricately designed...
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came to the coffee shop to write but left my entire laptop at home. I guess that's why Phineas X. Pen invented the manual scribbler.
copper-colored pen engraved with Jules Verne's Nautilus resting on a dot-grid piece of paper
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While rapping to lite ska.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The single best piece of cultural criticism I’ve ever read observed that 311 sounds like Mountain Dew tastes.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can say it’s middle-grade non-fiction about a historical figure.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Collected a couple rejections of my original graphic novel, but an editor liked it well enough to offer me a work-for-hire job on a different graphic novel. Every piece of writing you put out there has the potential to bring you something good. Hang in there.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These are great!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, just for funsies.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not doing inktober but I did draw this good boy.
Pen and ink drawing of an alien creature crawling on its belly over a rocky landscape
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I couldn’t help but notice you posted fountain pen content and felt it necessary to register my interest.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welp.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For herself?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BAAAAWWWWW
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was fine for catfood.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cat food. It just looked good and supervision was lacking.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ba-dee-ya.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, literally, this is my only right thing, but my wrong things are just trolling,
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now I’ve seen it. Even worse than I’d feared. Climbing a tree now.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See, this pops up early in my timeline and I don’t want to know the context, I just wander into the trees.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have an Aurora Ipsilon, a Parker Jotter, a wacky Rotring Core that I really like, and now a Lamy Safari. And a squadron of really nice rollerballs.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
no way am I going down rabbit hole!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I fear pen sommeliers.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently in Germany you're issued a Lamy before weening.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I might be entering a fountain pen stage, so there’s all my money and productivity shot to hell.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ZERO STARS
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel like that’s a reasonable approach.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it reasonable to expect a teriyaki rice plate to come with teriyaki sauce?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a baby wearing in another baby.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, ow!! Please let yourself heal and rest and be gentle with yourself.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At least hundreds of million$.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I miss getting a whole packet oh maod from AAA. But I'm actually bad at maps.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Golly, mistakes and shenanigans aside, the Anthropic settlement is a massive cash influx for publishers.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy you enjoyed the book! Thanks for posting about it!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh, how heartbreaking. I'm so sorry.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dogs are manipulative as KEVIN WELL KNOWS
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look at dogs.
Scruffy black and white terrier mix resting on a blanket Scruffy black and tan terrier mix resting on a blanket
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For real, and it's working in their favor.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, same. I’ll probably just have stuff going there forwarded to a new address, so not complete decoupling, but I figure something’s better than nothing.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Already decoupled from Google Search and Chrome, and now from Google Maps. Decoupling from Gmail is on the to-do list. Youtube will be harder, but I'll get there eventually.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s some impressive pen work!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very good head cock. Quality.
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