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Greg van Eekhout

@gregvaneekhout.bsky.social
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Writer of Happy Town, Voyage of the Dogs, Cog, Weird Kid, California Bones, etc. Californian by birth, Indo by ancestry. Repped by Holly Root at Root Literary. www.writingandsnacks.com he/him

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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cat food. It just looked good and supervision was lacking.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ba-dee-ya.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I might be entering a fountain pen stage, so there’s all my money and productivity shot to hell.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it reasonable to expect a teriyaki rice plate to come with teriyaki sauce?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Golly, mistakes and shenanigans aside, the Anthropic settlement is a massive cash influx for publishers.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look at dogs.
Scruffy black and white terrier mix resting on a blanket Scruffy black and tan terrier mix resting on a blanket
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Already decoupled from Google Search and Chrome, and now from Google Maps. Decoupling from Gmail is on the to-do list. Youtube will be harder, but I'll get there eventually.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The highest praise indeed!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey, here's Amelia.
small scruffy terrier mix on top of a sofa cushion
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Revised the first 20k words and the book hasn't gone off the rails yet, but the next section takes place on an actual train so I guess we'll see.
Laptop, orange notebook with sunglasses on them and an empty iced cooler beverage cup on a coffee shop table
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just saw The Fast and the Furious 25th anniversary re-release in a big room on a big screen with good sound. Damn, I love that movie:
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Saw a guy with a really nice Martin guitar in the park. Couldn't tell if it was a 000-28 or an OM-28. The only difference is scale length, or the distance between the nut and saddle. Difficult to judge by eye. Didn't want to bug him and ask. I am evolving.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I try not to use stolen property.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gonna put this here and proceed to ignore all the angry/you’re just jealous/she’s a hero/you’re a misogynist/kill yourself comments her rabid fans will drop, like always.
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e.c. myers @ecmyers.com · 19/08/2026
With all this talk of whether AI is good for students (it isn't), now's a good time to reveal the cover for my Choose Your Own Adventure, QUANTUM CREEP, illustrated by Elena Dall'Aglio! You'll get to experience some of the other potential drawbacks of using AI, like losing your mind (literally).
A boy with dark hair and a red, white, and blue sweatshirt leaps through a digital maelstrom and circuitry
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Leave Barron alone.
Renaissance oil painting of an aristocratic child in green garb, including very fancy peaked cap
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Parents, do your teens know what it means to zone out?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thanks to everyone who spread the word about my available world con pass. The thing I was missing world con for got moved back a week, so I'm going to come up for Saturday. Hope to see a bunch of you there!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why are dog ears so soft? And edible?
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Books! Written by a good human! Mike’s Kickstarter is almost 2/3 to its goal! Click!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still selling my World Con attending membership for $100. Purchaser would have to buy the WSFS membership from World Con for $50. So that’s $150 total vs. the $275 if you bought both from World Con.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes assembling flatpack furniture makes me wish I’d taken up carpentry because then I’d only be angry at myself when the stupid holes don’t line up. Plus I’d have an excuse to collect wood.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We obtained Amelia Beelzebub twelve years ago today.
small black and tan terrier mix sitting on grass by a tree, looking up at the camera
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C.C. Finlay @ccfinlay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Book launch! MONSTER, MONARCH, MAIDEN! Come see Rae! And possibly me! Tiffin, Ohio! Saturday, August 22 at 1pm! (or 12:30 if you want to grab a drink with Rae) For more information and to reserve a book, visit: panyanbooks.com/RAECARSON
Poster: Meet Rae Carson, Saturday, August 22nd, 1pm at Pan Yan Bookstore, 144 S. Washington St., Tiffin, OhioBook cover: Icy white background with large, ominous wolf eyes. Super-imposed is an image of a brooch pin, with an amulet with a twined goddess and dragon. RAE CARSON, MONSTER MONARCH MAIDEN
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What's your everyday pen? I'm liking Uniball Zento Flow rollerballs for about $12.
Blue rollerball pen on dotted line paper
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm on a boat 😬
Bow of small boat in ocean with "Redrum" painted in splattery red, rocky land form in background.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Orcas are such chads.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What an honor to be nominated!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ya think?
Email from Amazon with Kindle cover of my short story, Far As You Can Go.

Text: We thought you’d like to know about these recent book releases because of your past interest in Greg Van Eekhout and other authors.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 07/08/2026
*incredulous spluttering at some of these names*
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not a doctor, but when I got the pneumonia vax the nurse said she'd heard there was a chip in it with the number of the Beast and it would replace money, and that she was biblical so believed it. And then she gave me the shot anyway.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wikipedia remains one of the most useful things online. No subscription fees, no ads, no stupid pursuit of AI, all curated by relentless nerds. Maybe remember to throw them a few bucks every now and again.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They're going to ask me how I want my haircut and as usual my only answer will be "not like this." Taking suggestions for the next 10-15 minutes.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow, a lot of friends here!
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cat has returned to hq.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you live in or around Martinez, California, please keep a lookout for Mike’s lost cat.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wrote this thing so now I actually have to read this thing. Ugh.
laptop, notebook, coffee drink on a cafe table, botanical mural in background
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
lunch buddy
grass hopper on a chair arm
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe it’s just the algorithms influencing my thinking, but drawstring pants are making more and more sense.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dogs are net positive.
two fuzzy terrier mixes snuggled in blankets
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you like odysseys, maybe check out my short story, "Far as You Can Go," about a lad and a broken robot crossing a strange post-apocalyptic landscape in search of something better. (Cover created by human, Jenn Reese.) Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/... Amazon: www.amazon.com/Far-As-You-C...
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Far As You Can Go - A Short Story ebook by Greg van Eekhout - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Far As You Can Go - A Short Story" by Greg van Eekhout available from Rakuten Kobo. A short story by the author of California Bones, Norse Code, The Boy at the End of the World, and Kid vs. Squi...
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, don't reward these disgusting, rotten, thieving, stinking, unethical, amoral buttheads.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yep. Now I read Wikipedia for fun.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Trying a new process.
ball of red yarn, notecards, sharpie, mounting putty
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The little broken pot represents my feelings about this draft.
laptop screen displaying "END Draft 1.0 with a broken flower pot behind it
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The dogs enjoyed camp
Small smiling terrier mix on a person's lapsmall black and white terrier mix on grass
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My main takeaway from Comic-Con is write what you want to write. There’s no point writing anything else.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is there a point and shoot where you're a cephalopod and you just squirt ink at shit? Because I would play that.
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pups having a good time at camp
black and tan terrier mix on a person's lap, black and white terrier mix on grass
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Greg van Eekhout @gregvaneekhout.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Room view comes with points of interest.
San Diego harbor with aircraft carrier USS Midway
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