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@gregorybrand.com
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Michigan engineer. Sorry. I like parenting and building things. Hail orb.

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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 13/09/2026
Spent the morning parking cars with my oldest’s scout troop and then met up with my dad for what turned out to be a very fun game. Go Blue!
A selfie of Greg (the guy posting) and his dad taken at Michigan stadium.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 06/09/2026
We will stop laughing in 5-7 business days. Go blue.
A picture in Michigan stadium of a dad and teenage son, both in Michigan gear.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 13/08/2026
I appreciate the added opportunity to be an early adopter.
The pdf cover of channel 6 presents turfman’s college football-ball almanac 2026
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 14/07/2026
A relatively boring color scheme, but given the current heat wave it gives me hopes of the fall to come and I’ll take that.
A Pantone birth chart palette, Leo sun leo moon Taurus rising Leo Venus. The Leo’s are all variations of orange/yellow, the Taurus is a green.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 08/07/2026
Bringing the good word of @hitdpod.bsky.social to our Icelandic friends. Við skulum vaxa/let’s grow!
A dad and son stand in front of a waterfall going over a mossy cliff. The dad is in a hand in the dirt t shirt and blue flannel, the son is in a maroon varsity jacket.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 04/07/2026
Happy fourth, friends.
A black cat sits in the grass in front of a house. An American flag and Pride flag fly from the front porch. The cat stares into the middle distance, wondering if the human at the other end of the leash will perhaps choose today to let him chase down and destroy those winged creatures of doom that annoy him so. Or is this Independence Day in name only? There is much to consider.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 04/07/2026
Jaws remains a really good movie.
A picture of the scene in “Jaws” where the sheriff (70s sexy with glasses, smoking) tells the boat captain (fake grizzled) “you’re gonna need a bigger boat”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 28/06/2026
An excellent evening at the library.
A large display screen on a brick wall with a slideshow title “Shipwrecks, Ranked”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 20/06/2026
I haven’t figured out how to convince him to travel any actual distance on our walks, but he sure does love being outside.
A black cat on a turquoise leash in the grass against a block wall
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 14/06/2026
I’ve got a coffee and a cat and we’re at the screen door listening to a gentle thunderstorm that is dropping the humidity and temperature to reasonable levels. A very good start to the day.
A black cat (Stewart “Stew” Brand) laying on a wood floor looking attentively at our nemesis, the fucking chipmunk that sometimes scurries across the deck.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 31/05/2026
Just $3,115 left to hit the goal. I’m donating because my son’s friend is going to Bama in the fall (Roll Tide) and her rights shouldn’t change just because she’s crossing state lines. Find your reason and help @glitterburrito.bsky.social run the damn ball. fund.nnaf.org/glitterburri...
A screen shot from the fundathon showing $46,885 raised out of 50k goal
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 24/05/2026
Went for a walk at the Arb tonight, it’s early but a few of the peonies have started to pop.
A pink peony very slightly openA closed crimson peonyA pinkish white closed peonyA fluffy fuschia-ish peony
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 15/05/2026
Happy one year anniversary to this goober who burrowed from under a friend of a friend’s porch to deep into my heart.
A split picture, the top being a picture from a year ago with a very small black kitten and the bottom being a much larger black cat, both by the name of Stewart and both the best cat in the world.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 10/05/2026
I feel like people who walk dogs get more of a cardiovascular benefit.
A black cat in a teal harness laying on a sidewalk approximately 30 feet from the house 15 minutes into our walk.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 10/05/2026
It’s a very good image, is the thing. Go blue, go sharks, there’s still time to donate to a charity in honor of the moms in your life.
A wolverine carrying a PTKU sharks flag
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 08/05/2026
Stew heard the phone ring
A black cat stares at the camera while keeping a paw on the damnedable bird that keeps attacking him.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 02/05/2026
Never change, local news. I mean this very sincerely.
Headline in a newspaper stating “Cougar or Big Domestic Cat Sighting Reported Near Dexter”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 23/04/2026
It’s beautiful.
William and Mary at spot 15, for however fleeting of a moment
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 23/04/2026
Donating to William and Mary to celebrate the basketball natty, as one does.
Donation receipt to new American pathways for 69.63Current standings showing William and Mary $41 out of the top 15
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 21/04/2026
Needed a monthly donation number for #CharitibundiBowl, and much like they do on my playlist when I need a boost the Killer Antz came through. Rock and roll is good, actually.
Monthly donation slip to New American Pathways for $24 in honor of the Killer Antz song dropping Friday.The receipt with a hauntingly beautiful picture included.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 20/04/2026
Wanted to get it in early this year to celebrate yesterday’s results, go blue! #charitibundibowl
A donation receipt to the charity bowl listing 73.18 dedicated to Jordan Acker losing.The best donation receipt, a picture of Spencer Hall
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 19/04/2026
DEEETROIT BASKETBALLLLL!
A Detroit pistons flag outside. It’s the black version with a basketball that has the 313 logo in the middle.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 19/04/2026
It’s Stew’s 1st birthday (or so, given found under porch status) so truly a perfect day to share.
Stewart, a black cat about 6 weeks old in this picture, lies in a sunbeam on a gray couch.Stew, a black cat about 11 months old in this picture, is outside on the grass with a turquoise harness/leash.Stew, a one year old black cat, laying on the couch in all his glory.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 11/04/2026
This cat and an easy Tigers victory is all I need for a perfect lazy Saturday.
Stew, a black cat, lays on a gray couch with purple light from a stained glass window reflecting on his fur.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 04/04/2026
Well that game was a blast, though we called it after this point (1 out in the top of the ninth, tigers up 11-6) and went to get tacos instead of waiting through the rain delay. A very fun day at the park. Eat ‘em up, Tigers!
Two brothers in cheap plastic ponchos standing in front of the bullpen at Comerica Park, the rain obscures the far side of the field behind them
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 29/03/2026
That first half was very nice. Go blue.
Charles Woodson shaking Peyton Manning’s hand after he won the Heisman by being demonstrably better than Manning throughout the season.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 16/03/2026
It was great as a kid and still great as a parent chaperone!
Picture of two kids standing next to the anthropomorphic Jiffy corn muffin mix box back in 2016 because time is fleeting
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 08/03/2026
My cooking with jazz playlist remains undefeated. I swear it adds flavor to the food.
Album art for The Best Of Louis Jordan, with the song playing “Beans and Cornbread”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 05/03/2026
All very confusing
Screenshot of bsky posts:
Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org • 1h
Oh, hey, Blanks got traded to Colorado.

A Cold Winter's Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.so... • 1h
I was asked to leave Cambodia.
Kayla Cromer Official @kaylacromer.b... • 1d
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 16/02/2026
It may sound ridiculous, but the 4+ hour runtime for PART 3 of the discussion of the novelization of Revenge of the Sith was exactly what was needed. Thanks @morecivilized.bsky.social, you remain the best
A screen shot of A More Civilized Age episode 127, showing the listener is 2:58:02 in and has 1:14:59 left.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 11/02/2026
You’re goddamned right I am, Freep. www.freep.com/story/news/l...
A screenshot from the Detroit free press website showing a picture of a man hugging his son, the text below reads “Dexter High School junior Lloyd Brand, left, is hugged by his father Greg Brand, as his father tells him how he proud he is of his son to organize a group of classmates who marched from their school to gather at Monument Park in downtown Dexter on Monday, February 9, 2026, to rally in opposition to ICE.
Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 04/02/2026
A black cat laying on a wooden floor, looking at the camera.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 01/02/2026
An excellent decision.
A mostly full glass of beer (3 Floyd’s zombie dust) sitting on a black napkin)
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 21/01/2026
Taking pictures of Stew as he helps me exercise has really made me recognize Strava’s usefulness as an app.
A Strava app overlay of an evening weight training exercise over a picture of a black cat sitting on a weightlifting bench looking at the camera.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 04/01/2026
I went from a silent night hike in the woods to my local bar playing “Friends in Low Places” and it kind of works.
A lightly wooded snow covered park at night
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 27/12/2025
#nightham #goblue
Heathcliff driving a ham with a poorly photoshopped Michigan helmet with ham written on it.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 24/12/2025
Merry Scotchmas to all and to all a good night.
A dining room table with 11 bottles of scotch and one box with scotch in it.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 29/11/2025
The football game didn’t go how we would have wanted, but I got to see my oldest perform on Ford Field yesterday for the state championship and that was very cool. Also, chaperones got field passes.
Marching band members walking down the Lions tunnel in front of a graffiti lionThe marching band in the stands at Ford FieldA marching band member playing the sousaphone
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 27/11/2025
Thanksgiving is on Saturday for us this year, so I’ve finished prepping the turkey (dry brining) and roast (sous vide going in this evening), cleaned up, and am ready for the Lions. Happy thanksgiving, friends!
A black cat sitting next to a stuffed animal turkey on a wood floor.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 16/11/2025
It's the best 5 minutes and my limited MS Paint skills can offer.
A cartoon logo of a brown and white bulldog with a basketball rim in his mouth, the words sudbury bulldogs surround it.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 10/11/2025
I got to add in folksy lions commentary to my voicemails. Make the calls.
A call log showing calls to Gary Peters and Elissa Slotkins.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 09/11/2025
Stew’s first snow. I think he’ll stay an indoor cat.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 31/10/2025
I have it on good authority I’m the only full size candy house on the street, and the kids are pumped. It’s a good day.
A sous vide container full of candy sitting on a porch
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 26/10/2025
I’ve already started
A screenshot of a text conversation, the first message is a Michigan state gif, my response is it’s cute they tried all the way to the end, their response is a sad emoticon
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 18/10/2025
Stew says go blue.
A black cat reaching out to the camera, he’s riding in a pair of striped maize and blue overalls worn by a person whose head is out of frame
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 11/10/2025
Playoff baseball! And then we got out of that inning, let’s go Tigers!
A text thread between three people, one saying “dammit”, one saying “fuck this game”, one saying “truly the worst sport”.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 07/10/2025
Important local bookstore update:
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Courageous Books advertising “The Gales of November” going on sale tomorrow by giving away bacon to the first 20 people to purchase the book.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 06/10/2025
Stew loves you and hopes you feel better.
A black cat staring at the cameraA black cat sleeping on a human arm with his paw below his headA black cat laying in a sunbeam, staring at the camera with frankly piercing green eyes.
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 05/10/2025
I donated the score of the Michigan game to demand the continuation of the pun.
A screenshot of a donation receipt that says “Joanne Meredith (she/her)
Vice President, Community Philanthropy
The Trevor Project
You have donated
$25.21
to The Trevor Project.
Manage Your Donation
Donation details
Donation amount
$24.10
Fees covered
$1.11
Total
$25.21”
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Greg @gregorybrand.com · 28/09/2025
I took this picture in 2015 on my jobsite because it made me laugh, and now I think about it every time Amon-Ra St. Brown scores.
Graffiti on a jobsite toilet reading “amen”, then an arrow pointing to that and underneath “egyption (sic)= amen rah sun god. Nothing to do with Jesus. Wake up sheeple”
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