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Little Astros Fella

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Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO

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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 5h
I really don’t understand why any journalist would report on this with any level of seriousness.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Bauers giving his interview with his wife and his parents is the most wholesome thing.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Just as God intended.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
The rest of baseball seeing the Brewers take down the richest team in MLB
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Dune: Stilgar and Lisan al-Gaib
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Lock out is off boys no need for a salary cap if there’s an all small market World Series.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
How do we summon that Molly Knight person? I wanna hear lame excuses for why the Bajillion Dollar Dodgers got curb stomped.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry Plague of Frogs fans, it just wasn’t your year…
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Congrats Brewers!!! We always knew y’all could take down those lousy cheaters! #toobigtorig
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Bernie Brewer Bernie Slide
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15h
Rob Manfred is having a stroke right now. #nlcs
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18h
Holy shit you’re right!!!!!
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Black Hole Sun Face
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 18h
The ONLY reason the Dodgers have 2 base runners right now is because of former Astros. Say Thank you, LA 😤
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine a scenario where Paxton did a similar format town hall and someone reasonably competent had 4 minutes to question him on his corruption scandals. I doubt he’ll even do softball interviews between now and November.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If Ken really knew ball he would’ve called this his “Line in the Sand” tour.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The “come and take it” slogan/flag was from the Battle of Gonzales, but otherwise you’re right about the Alamo. Ken choosing to end his tour at the site of the most famous Texan loss in history is very North Dakota of him.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He probably played anime waifu dating sims, but gave up because he kept losing.
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Crazy how in less than two years Trump went from “You don’t have the cards!” to “Stop playing so many cards!”
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When you’re an Astros fan and you see Albert Pujols floated as a possible new manager. www.mlb.com/news/potenti...
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Soul Eater Black Star and Death The Kid
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m no expert, but that feels…questionable… Like, it’d be one thing if he said “some polls.” But are we talking ALL polls? Even the right wing ones? Even the ones showing split ticket voting? That strains credulity.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
BREW CREWWWWWWW!!!!!! Got them Dodgers asses!
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Man Chugs Two Bud Light Beers Simultaneously
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If he got debate coaching from Ossoff’s team he would be a beast.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This town hall has been a massive coup. Talarico is very verbose, which wouldn’t play well in a typical TV debate. Here he’s given the chance to give substantive answers to substantive questions while still being seen as facing a challenge.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So far Talarico is killing it in this town hall. He’s doing a good job making his case AND debunking republican smears.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Old article but homeboy wouldn’t share a Christmas cake with his own staff??? apnews.com/article/texa...
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton pursued perks beyond impeachment allegations, ex-staffers say
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's accusers say impeachment charges don't tell the full story of how the three-term Republican reaped the benefits of elected office.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now we know why they were so desperately trying to push the “Talarico was in a mental hospital” narrative over the weekend.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Before Election Day, I suspect we’ll have a bunch of alpha male Texans licking doorknobs and toilet seats to try and “prove” that you don’t need 10 days to recover from the flu.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I keep coming back to the thought that this era is very reminiscent of the yellow journalism era and I’m not sure there a way to fix it, given the low barrier to entry to just lie for follows and money.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Minecraft Guy Fieri is not real… Minecraft Guy Fieri cannot hurt me…
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Former 2017 Astro Teoscar Hernandez was able to catch up with a 103 mph pitch to hit a single. Its almost like he knew what pitch was coming 🤔🤔🤔 #nlcs
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People tend to get flustered when interviewing for jobs they’re not qualified to perform.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol keep the updates coming
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Bobby Hill Eating Popcorn
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Actual footage of Ken Paxton going to his preferred church.
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Scrooge McDuck Swimming in Money
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Texans finally won!
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Kamala Harris: We Did It, Joe
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sadly accurate
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Y’all I don’t want to get too excited but we’re absolutely dominating MidBowl 2026! #Texans
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Gina promises to ban him statewide from sports then she’ll win in a landslide.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is absolutely pathetic.
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
27 years ago today, on October 9, 1999, the Houston Astros played their last game at the Astrodome. The team had played at the Dome for for 34 years. In 2000 they started playing at Enron Field aka Minute Maid Park aka Daikin Park. Here: fans at the last game, courtesy the Houston Chronicle.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Baseball is much like quantum physics in that its existence is determined by whether or not there’s an observer.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is it just me or does Kwan’s bat have a really big knob? (Insert “that’s what she said” jokes here)
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought that was a given when they eliminated it immediately after the 2018 shellacking.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is one devious bastard, ain’t he?
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Bugs Bunny: Ain't I a Stinker?
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So Gallery Furniture’s new promotion is basically “Fuck the Dodgers, if any other team wins, your mattress is free.”
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
John Cornyn is in a dark room somewhere laughing maniacally as his plan unfolds.
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Death Note Kira's Evil Laugh
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees fans shouldn’t be too upset. They’re used to postseason failure after 17 years. Surely disappointment is now second nature to them and they can handle it maturely.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luhnow moving him at the 2017 deadline so he would eventually end up in LA was the ultimate 5D chess move.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is my annual reminder to Dodgers fans that former 2017 Astro Teoscar Hernandez has never recanted his role on that team.
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy, Mauricio Dubon? It’s my understanding he’s a pretty good ball player. Apparently has postseason experience too. I wonder if he would be a good fit for the Astros?
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MLB whenever Aaron Judge is on screen:
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Jeb Bush: Please Clap
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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This photo is a series of poor life decisions. Also I feel so sorry for those dogs.
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