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GreenyTea

@greenytea.bsky.social
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My cats are all I got left. Once they go, so do I. www.instagram.com/thegreenytea (my cats)

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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why can't I choose All of the Above?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I can do whatever I want” says the guy who denies dozens of sexual assault allegations.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incoming Justice Matt Gaetz
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Death. Decay. Damnation. Destruction. Desolation. DOOMSDAY.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Michelle @michellesea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We defeated fascists once before, we will do it again even if that fascism is coming from the GOP headed by the elected President of the United States.
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you ever see someone defacing a Cybertruck, no you didn’t.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
its less depressing than real life. Twitch comes in handy
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He's holding out until Spaceballs 2 releases.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if she doesn't become Trump's new KKKaroline Leavitt.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The good old days.
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
COME ON
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'We are broken': One family's fight against gambling addiction
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I DONT EVEN NEED BAD PEOPLE TO DIE INSTEAD OF GOOD PEOPLE, I JUST WANT THE BAD PEOPLE TO FACE SOME GODDAMN CONSEQUENCES BEFORE MORE GOOD PEOPLE ARE GONE.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@scryfall.com How can I search up all the Final Fantasy cards that are just from Final Fantsay 6?
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Haven't played it in a while but the last time I did........I know who I am and I am the monster.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Denny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
God grant me the strength to change the things I cannot accept, and the strength to change other stuff too. Grant me all kinds of strength actually. Grant me ultimate power over life and death. I should have that. I'm the only one who should have that. Grant it.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The crazy part is that he was right on the turn. Saaskilahti HAD the best hand. I only caught the last three hands so I don't really know how the rest of event went but I think he didn't believe Jumalon had any spades. Maybe Jumalon had played flushes (or nut flushes) differently to that point?
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social I was watching another MTG stream (twitch dot tv/caro_irl) talking about CubeCon in Madison, WI. Is it true people call Madison the Paris of the Midwest? :p Asking for a friend, a streamer, and a trolly twitch chat
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nothing like breaking out Tundra Wolves in this bad bad boy
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I can get copies, Greensleeves and Thomil might make the cut in my Carth the Lion EDH deck. Sifa makes me want to rebuild my creatureless Mogis deck though.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@amytheamazonian.bsky.social Look at it, Amy. FROG.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Time for the species to check out. As the great Jeff Goldblum's Dr. Ian Malcolm once said "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@amytheamazonian.bsky.social Thought you should know. New Orb art dropped
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's the weed. They have the good weed.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's not fair to Balogun. He's not the corrupt one here. He was prepared to sit tonight.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who the eff is blaming the team? I'm blaming Trump for being an egotistical self-serving clown because he absolutely would take credit for all of their success and those bigger clowns at FIFA might actually rename it the Trump Cup if he asked.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was already kinda hoping the US wouldn't win because Trump would brag but now I REALLY hope the US doesn't win because he will absolutely take credit for all of it and demand it be renamed the Trump Cup
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I got a thunderstorm where I live so no fireworks to scare the shit out of my cats tonight. Instead, the thunder's doing enough
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've never seen it lose if it sticks.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Or don't be a coward and single-handedly get that little guy its third and fourth star. Play that Kalakscion Voltron deck if you want to! Play that Mono-White Aragorn the United deck!" or something like that.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NEW: I explain the details of the order requiring Acting AG, Todd Blanche, to produce by July 2nd specific unredacted documents from the Epstein Files, incl. FBI interview notes of a woman who alleges sexual & physical abuse by Felon Trump when she was just 13 years old. youtu.be/xfR0hDLsTm8?...
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Trump PANICS as I WON in Court FORCING EPSTEIN FILE RELEASE!!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@mysterywrestling.bsky.social My baby cat Pepper is also enjoying the #InfiniteRumble by #MysteryWrestling She's a Kingsley fan too. Say her name! KINGSLEY!!!
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The #InfiniteRumble is LIVE TODAY! A 24-HOUR CHARITY PRO WRESTLING LIVE STREAM! Help us raise money for Fighting Back and the Canadian Cancer Society! Watch it LIVE on: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE: www.tiltify.com/@fighting-back-2026 #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
Infinite RumbleRules of the matchInternational start times
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The #InfiniteRumble is LIVE TOMORROW! A 24-HOUR CHARITY PRO WRESTLING LIVE STREAM! Help us raise money for Fighting Back and the Canadian Cancer Society! Watch it LIVE MONDAY, June 22nd at 11AM ET on: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This should have been Decidueye
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Usman The Rad @usmantherad.com · 17/06/2026
Toxic Deluge
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Assuming Trump doesn't change his mind or tear it up at the last second
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The weather is a Woke Democrat Fake News Hoax created by Sleepy Joe Biden's autopen that wrote Hilary's emails on Hunter's laptop and wore Obama's Tan Suit (TM) to the Antifa meeting during the Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New Jersey has space available. Or if they want to piss everyone off, Baltimore. Rename them the Bullets since the cowards in Washington don't want it. Then trade for Ja Morant and James Harden (again)
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wouldn't blame you if you did. It gets worse every day. Before you go though did you ever find a home for those two little baby cats? I can't remember if you ever did or not
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Or as Trump and the Trumpsters will call it if it does happen, a hoax created by Sleepy Joe and the Democrats to deny America its celebration of Donald J. Dump. Assuming they can wake him up from his eighth nap of the day.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Do it anyway??!
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not announcing this before TWO Arena Limited Championship Qualifiers had run seems intentionally deceitful. People spent hundreds of dollars thinking they would qualify for a legitimate large tournament with cash prizes. The way this was handled by Arena amounts to thievery. #mtg
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yes.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We should've already been boycotting CBS for what they did to Stephen Colbert.
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GreenyTea @greenytea.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@amytheamazonian.bsky.social Might have got this from you I don't remember but just in case you forgot...
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