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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Forget your super glue. I've got the goop that holds beans in the bottom of a can.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have finally acquired and squirreled away enough chapsticks that wherever I reach for one, I often find two

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

May we all some day be blessed with a schedule such as hers.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Walking home from work, I passed a woman who smiled and wished me a "good morning." Reader, the time was 5:18 PM.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes taking the train into work feels glamorous, and sometimes you can't set your bag down because there's poop on the floor

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The thing about Katie Dippold's early Widow's Bay draft is that it is totally different words that tell the exact same story 😍 drive.google.com/file/d/1Tot6...

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WIDOW'S BAY (12.12.13) By KATIE DIPPOLD (1).pdf

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My kids having no association between baseball and the national anthem because we've never made it to a game on time

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sometimes I think I would be okay having a permanent cold if it meant my voice could always sound like Susan Sarandon's

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Me handing my child the bagel with avocado and salt they requested: "This is called avocado toast, and it was created by the Millennials. It is a gift to your generation."

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Is your child watching something loud on their tablet? Use it to write humor.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My youngest consistently says "hewf" instead of "phew" and I hope she never changes

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

it's definitely quitting, but it's not being quiet about it!

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So tired of my bladder sounding the alarm every time it's tasked with holding a small amount of liquid. Like, that is literally the job you were hired to do.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My children call Chuck E. Cheese "Chunky Cheese," and it's honestly the most fitting malapropism I've ever heard.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

you know what. it's decent enough to work in a pinch. can't compete with homemade for the holidays tho!

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Trader Joe's finally discovered my culture. Although I hardly expect to see lutefisk in the frozen aisle anytime soon!

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Red Flags in The Odyssey 🚩🚩🚩

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Excited to be back in McSweeney's with some Odyssey humor #Odyssey #ChristopherNolan #redflags

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Can't wait for my new suitcase or shopping cart or rollator

Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Reposted by Amy Greenlee

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Also, the person I am talking to here is me.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Stop saying you haven't had your coffee yet. You are like this even after coffee.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My daughter wrote a note for the Tooth Fairy, and the exclamation point is a tooth

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

And you're nowhere near Obsidian

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

you say you're fluent, but I can tell you've never even made it to Amethyst League

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

every old disney movie: hey, wouldn't it be funny if...

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

me: what's the french word for doll? also me: hahaha. no seriously. what is it? also me: ok, sure, but how is it pronounced? also me: well, that's unfortunate

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

If Aubrey Plaza was your BFF, you'd already be halfway done knitting her some baby booties ❤️ medium.com/pausebutton/...

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If Aubrey Plaza Was Your BFF

You would never ask her what it was like to grow up in Delaware

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

feeling too scared to merge. might just drive to fresno instead.

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

remember when we could swing on swings without getting terribly dizzy for the rest of the day

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

community is seeing other parents scrambling around the Target at 9:30 pm the night before a holiday

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

And JUST IN CASE IT COMES UP I did NOT hate the Emerald Fennell adaptation

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Back in McSweeney's with some Wuthering Heights red flags 🚩🚩🚩

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Loved this one! Looking forward to the Oscar watch party installment 😂

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Making a Pro/Con list can help you see that there are, indeed, two options

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

When your mother-in-law teaches classes on bookbinding, your kid ends up with a gorgeous journal for their Sutter's Fort field trip. And coffee-stained pages! ❤️

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

What multi level marketing scheme it will be this time, I wonder

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Getting to share increasingly complex forms of humor with my kids as they age is one of my favorite things about being a parent--right up there with watching a newborn smile ❤️

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

If my handwriting makes me look neurotic, it's just because I am.

Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

and don't even get me started on BOTH legs tucked up in the chair 🤯

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Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I personally believe it to be unremarkable. And yet...