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sitting in for clifford banes who is battling the forces of darkness, with holy ground his only refuge

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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 5h
love shack is a halloween song
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Evil Love Shack of Darkness
YouTube video by 42SE
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 13h
kissing someone while you're drunk isn't rape. yall have lost the plot
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 15h
my horse is the biggest horse, the best they say it's the best horse. I say why not I mean you look at the senate, there aren't any horses there. it's a tragedy really. they won't let you do it they won't let you do it but I. he's really a good horse, strong and handsome.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
David Lynch Says 'Get Real'
Alt: david lynch is telling you to get real
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you watched a film at 2x speed and you think you have anything worthwhile to say about it? non.
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Cary Grant Get Out
Alt: cary grant is telling you to get out, loser
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
babyhux has entered his crystal ball era
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
picking up where i left off in dark shadows and i continue to relish every scene david is in. just fabulous. incredible.
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Mark Richards @fellranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Green lanes are immersive joys for the solitary walker.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all this faux outrage about state murder just because this time you might have to see it. "so barbaric. so medieval. just like isis." you should all be FORCED to watch it.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
map of North America in 1821 showing present-day California as belonging to "mexico or New Spain"
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagine standing on laguna beach and telling someone to "go back to mexico". like okay let me just start up the time machine and-
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they see human life the same way. praying to their ai gods to hurry up and achieve the singularity so that humanity can be wiped from existence. they're all members of the same death cult. seems to me like maybe some antidepressants and therapy would be easier but
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“A full harvest moon is rising, though it is still only twilight” (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960) Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL GrantWatson
A barn owl is perched on a wall in front of a small Village at sunset  
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anchovies and sardines have a very long history as pizza/flatbread topping
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine the ideal cat
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just drag him into the street no need to go all the way to the netherlands
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's not russian; it's a modern variation on something from origen's de principiis: "the sun... melts wax indeed, but dries up and hardens mud: not that its power operates one way upon mud, and in another way upon wax; but that the qualities of mud and wax are different"
newadvent.org
CHURCH FATHERS: De Principiis (Origen)
Featuring the Church Fathers, Catholic Encyclopedia, Summa Theologica and more.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she's making a vindaloo. the vibes here are not great honestly
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
her labia FUSED
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*existence
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Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's wild to me that journalists at storied institutions can't smell an IPO pump and instead wind up sanity-laundering the weird AI Death cult.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At some point you figure out that "being apolitical" in the public arts always means getting on your knees for the rich, the bigots, the fascists and authoritarians. It never means anything else, and those people are somehow never obligated to set their own politics aside on behalf of anyone else.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Poorly-worded. They mean that close to half of all Americans who die use hospice care at time of death, therefore it's important the service isn't rife with fraud and abuse.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Democrats act in ways that show fear by kowtowing to bad faith Republican talking points what they're showing us is that they don't yet have the backbone needed to change the direction the country has been heading since 2016.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
talking to you is like talking to a goat
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tv shows also weren't a thing outside the big networks
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
YouTube video by The Onion
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rose🌹🛩 @tri-pacer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"It was me. I was the one falling. I hit the ground and a some people, low IQ people, thought I wouldn't get up. But I did. And you know what? The firefighters, big, strong, handsome guys, they all said, 'Sir, you're going to be President. We need you to be President.' It's true."
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he literally said women suck that's why we're all deciding to fuck each other instead
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
must be nice to have a bad neighbor to point and make disapproving noises at so you never have to reckon with your own racism
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
canada is so nice and polite they only killed 6 thousand kids in residential schools and dumped them in unmarked graves
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"fine art". fuck off.
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BBC Archive @bbcarchivebot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1982: A Nuclear Bomb in London | Q.E.D.: A Guide to Armageddon
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1982: A Nuclear Bomb in London | Q.E.D.: A Guide to Armageddon
*WARNING: This film contains distressing scenes. Viewers may find this film frightening and upsetting*
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
but you are for thinking this is real
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Yennifer of Vengaboys @meanchristian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You could not pay me to be straight. You couldn't even torture me into it
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you're green for an amazing reason!
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(complementary)
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love the persona 6 teaser is like ohh we dark and spooky this time oooh but you know you still just be fighting like, happy penis man and shitting toilet monkey and the oogly moogly with wings who hops around on one arm instead of a foot
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It was apparently a widespread myth: lonesomewhippoorwill.com/2023/02/05/t...
lonesomewhippoorwill.com
Can eagles pick up babies? - The Lonesome Whip-poor-will
Jack E. Davis's book The Bald Eagle reminds us that the national symbol was once erased from the lower 48. One reason? The belief that eagles hunted babies.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The workers of the world must unite and seize the means of production from the ruling class by force if necessary.

FACT: The workers of the world should politely ask if they can have Labor Day off this year.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yeah me too. unfortunately this is not Hopper's work.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't do my regular 10+ mile weekend walks because I'm still resting up from some torn muscle and I am dying. DY. ING what's the point of a weekend if I can't get outside?????? it's been 2 weeks now! what a waste of an august.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
betting on prediction markets
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
some random guy just hopped out of his sports car, took a picture of his license plate and shouted "douchebag! douchebag!" in my general direction, then hopped back in and drove away. I. I have never seen this man before in my life. and yet he knows me so well.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"rattled." sure.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the question was rhetorical my man
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ukhsa-dashboard.data.gov.uk/vaccine-prev...
Between 1 jan 2026 and 3 Aug 2026 there have been 953 lab confirmed measles cases in England
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