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sitting in for clifford banes who is battling the forces of darkness, with holy ground his only refuge

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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 4h
love shack is a halloween song
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Evil Love Shack of Darkness
YouTube video by 42SE
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 12h
kissing someone while you're drunk isn't rape. yall have lost the plot
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 14h
my horse is the biggest horse, the best they say it's the best horse. I say why not I mean you look at the senate, there aren't any horses there. it's a tragedy really. they won't let you do it they won't let you do it but I. he's really a good horse, strong and handsome.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you watched a film at 2x speed and you think you have anything worthwhile to say about it? non.
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Cary Grant Get Out
Alt: cary grant is telling you to get out, loser
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Mark Richards @fellranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Green lanes are immersive joys for the solitary walker.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all this faux outrage about state murder just because this time you might have to see it. "so barbaric. so medieval. just like isis." you should all be FORCED to watch it.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagine standing on laguna beach and telling someone to "go back to mexico". like okay let me just start up the time machine and-
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“A full harvest moon is rising, though it is still only twilight” (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960) Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL GrantWatson
A barn owl is perched on a wall in front of a small Village at sunset  
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine the ideal cat
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Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's wild to me that journalists at storied institutions can't smell an IPO pump and instead wind up sanity-laundering the weird AI Death cult.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At some point you figure out that "being apolitical" in the public arts always means getting on your knees for the rich, the bigots, the fascists and authoritarians. It never means anything else, and those people are somehow never obligated to set their own politics aside on behalf of anyone else.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Democrats act in ways that show fear by kowtowing to bad faith Republican talking points what they're showing us is that they don't yet have the backbone needed to change the direction the country has been heading since 2016.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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rose🌹🛩 @tri-pacer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"It was me. I was the one falling. I hit the ground and a some people, low IQ people, thought I wouldn't get up. But I did. And you know what? The firefighters, big, strong, handsome guys, they all said, 'Sir, you're going to be President. We need you to be President.' It's true."
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
canada is so nice and polite they only killed 6 thousand kids in residential schools and dumped them in unmarked graves
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BBC Archive @bbcarchivebot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1982: A Nuclear Bomb in London | Q.E.D.: A Guide to Armageddon
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1982: A Nuclear Bomb in London | Q.E.D.: A Guide to Armageddon
*WARNING: This film contains distressing scenes. Viewers may find this film frightening and upsetting*
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Yennifer of Vengaboys @meanchristian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You could not pay me to be straight. You couldn't even torture me into it
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love the persona 6 teaser is like ohh we dark and spooky this time oooh but you know you still just be fighting like, happy penis man and shitting toilet monkey and the oogly moogly with wings who hops around on one arm instead of a foot
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The workers of the world must unite and seize the means of production from the ruling class by force if necessary.

FACT: The workers of the world should politely ask if they can have Labor Day off this year.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't do my regular 10+ mile weekend walks because I'm still resting up from some torn muscle and I am dying. DY. ING what's the point of a weekend if I can't get outside?????? it's been 2 weeks now! what a waste of an august.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
some random guy just hopped out of his sports car, took a picture of his license plate and shouted "douchebag! douchebag!" in my general direction, then hopped back in and drove away. I. I have never seen this man before in my life. and yet he knows me so well.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
why do open world action adventure games build such beautiful, detailed environments, and then expect/force you to run through them at top speed whenever you're talking with an npc. I get some people are attention deficient impatient babies but surely that's not everyone?
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so one night only is like. the straight christian nationalist remake of trick?
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
POV: Morocco in the 1960s A photographer and practicing architect, Wim Swaan, illustrated 18 books on the art and architecture of cultures around the world, and these photographs belong to the book project "Morocco: Marrakesh, Fez, Rabat."
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Morning Star Rockford Illinois, 06.27.1916
P1- EVERETT IS TALKING WITH A FACTORY OWNER IN HIS OFFICE 
EVERETT: 
WELL, AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FACTORY I SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT I THINK OF IT.
THAT IS ONLY NATURAL.
TO BEGIN WITH, YOU HAVE A WELL LIGHTED, COMFORTABLE OFFICE

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EVERETT:—BUT 
YOUR EMPLOYES IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING ARE WORKING UNDER CONDITIONS ABSOLUTELY UNFIT FOR
HUMAN BEINGS !!
THAT'S MY OPINION IN A NUTSHELL !!

EVERETT PROCEEDS TO GIVE THE FACTORY OWNER THE THRASHING OF HIS LIFE!!
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
anyway this me now
spider mayn
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if i "have to" see a film in the cinema because it doesn't "translate" to a smaller screen... that's not a good film; it's spectacle.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
an angry spider was stuck in one of the cans of my ppe and bit me a bunch of times inside the ear and all along my cheek, so now I have one sexy swollen cheekbone and a slightly more prominent jawline
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My longstanding policy preference has been to torture zero souls, for zero days. My colleague Satan preferred to torture all souls, for eternity. I appreciated his willingness to negotiate, which led to the historic Torture One Million Souls act of 2014 and the Torture A Bunch More Souls act of 2018
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 07/07/2026
if you look at the archetype of who is a good, effective, well-liked politician at the moment, it’s mamdani. he’s about as far from a platner as it’s possible to get. these idiots who seem to think you need to be walking around dropping slurs to appeal to an imaginary ‘working class’ can do one
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
everyone arguing about historical accuracy in nolan's odyssey is going to look pretty silly when it turns out it was just some guy having a dream
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it's just like it's just like a
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer @sammgreer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
incredible of playstation to announce the end of physical disc production the week after they deleted all the movies you bought digitally from your account
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Art from 1974 to 1980 by British artist and illustrator Peter Andrew Jones from his book Solar Wind (Dragons World / Paper Tiger, 1980)
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rafael Romero Barros, Still life with oranges, 1863
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the american "melting pot" is a smithing metaphor; it has nothing to do with food
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Other work by the Ladybird artists. ‘How Scenery Reveals the Nature of Soil’ (1949) Artist: SR Badmin
Three illustrations demonstrating the effect of the nature of soil on geology and farmland around Britain, including South Devonshire and East AngliaThree more illustrations demonstrating the effect of the nature of soil on geology and farmland around Britain, including areas of chalk, sandstone, and granite
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Henry Rothwell @henryrothwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
'The Glassblower', Mervyn Peake, oil on canvas, 1944.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Having to use an automated idea generator in the games industry is so deeply embarrassing. What do you mean you struggled to come up with ideas? That's like the most abundant resource imaginable. You can't take a step without colliding with an ideas guy. Why would THAT be what you need help with?
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
it looks like you'll be able to kill off the annoyingly infantile "quirky" character in Exodus. so. I guess that's something.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Christopher Lee: "The Bloody Verdict of Verden" Music Video
YouTube video by Charlemagne Productions
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Kaveh Taherian - NYCC - H26 @kavehtaherian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The problem with making a lot of movies that are “just for fun” or “escapism” is sooner or later the general public forgets what an actual story is and anything that used to mean something suddenly means nothing.
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Incoherence that would disqualify a European writer is reframed as authenticity when it is attached to the right cultural geography. This is what the AI controversy ultimately reveals—not a new problem introduced by technology, but an old one made newly legible."
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How to read postcolonial writing
The Granta controversy surrounding a Commonwealth Prize-winning story tells us less about AI than about the enduring metropolitan expectation that writing from the South should sound opaque, excessive...
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"stephen colbert for president" how can I learn to physically crawl through the internet and emerge from your phone to actually strangle you to death
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greenapple @greenapple.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
turns out the buried giant was just trauma. makes sense that del toro would be interested in adapting it; he's made that movie a few times before
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