Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tag your 2026 self. I'm smiling dumpling filled with multicolored water beads and massacred by scissors. *But for real. I purchased a brand new brand name dumpling blind box (for discount) to see what the hub bub was all about. It was immediately leaking. Be careful, folks! 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not henchmen. Older gay couple. Hope it still counts! 020
Reposted by FinnTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100343166
Reposted by FinnTrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The TrueRef birthday month continues! 🎉 ⦿ 35% off EVERYTHING all through August ⦿ A new pose pack every week ⦿ Weekly freebies in the mailing list ⦿ A super secret fourth thing Look: trueref.io 5792199
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The fucking captions are EVERYTHING! Well done to the whole crew and you! 030
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Creeping back into drawing people thanks to this account. @trueref.bsky.social (Of course I love these ones so much more than the one I did for the contest. But I still appreciated doing all of them!) 020
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I do not plan to buy anything else. I still haven't unpacked my entire apartment (and it's been over 6 months). I know I have tchotchkes in there. But man those Baby Threes are giving big dopamine vibes! 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I never thought I'd own a Fuggler. But having misaligned teeth, representation is slim. So, these little dental hygienist nightmares might just be the representation I've always needed. This is basically me. (Read: "He's just like me, for real!") This dude lives in my car, violently swinging. 100
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026These are all going to be from Five Below, btw. Not a sponsor. The only thing that's sponsoring me is working retail during late-stage Capitalism (which I'm told is not the best stage). 100
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Technically, the only blind box I've bought was from Five Below. A series of farting animals. It made me laugh out loud. I've been haunting Five Below like a sad bean seeking colorful plastics to make me happy. He's called "Cheeky" on the box. Need to rename... 100
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So, Green, how are YOU dealing with the horror of the world these days? Glad you asked, imaginary follower! I'm watching obnoxious amounts of blind box videos! Pictures of those purchases so I can be validated for my diligent consumerism in this capitalist society: A THREAD!!! 110
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Inspired by the unhealthy amount of unboxing video's I've been viewing on YouTube and whatever my mind was doing after midnight last night. I'm not really happy with this, but I'm happy I did it! #TrueRefDT016 020
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is genuinely bizarre because when I realized it was gonna be a new month, this meme popped up in my head. Then I played out a scenario in my head where Justin just keeps saying it over and over again and finally gets upset because he has a speech impediment and everyone's being mean. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Which is full of irony because the man is one of the sweetest guys ever. But most people who play the stereotypical unstable people are. Which is good to note because you can definitely be a villain and not look the part! 110
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I dunno man. Silas Weir Mitchell is super freckled, but pulls of villain/unstable scary person pretty damn well. Then again, he's got that wicked brow line... The scariest villains are the cute innocently looking ones, anyway. 120
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Dear bladder, I hear you, but I'm really comfy right now. Signed, Probably-Gonna-Get-A-UTI 010
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Nah, man. I've got too much anxiety for that shit. Being responsible for 2 senior cats stresses me out. All of humanity and creation? You all are on your own. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Not to add on, but that video is the reason I follow you on here? There was something so...connective about that video. An energy I wanted to keep with me. And I wanted to immediately experience more about the person who created it because it made me happy? 000
Reposted by FinnHarlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026guys, taco bell is the only place that reported the parasite on their lettuce because the trump administration decided companies don't have to report it anymore. that means taco bell is likely one of the safest places because they cared enough to report it anyway. don't be fuckin marks. 7598165
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reposting for thread. Also, Taco Bell (restaurant) investigated and started discontinuing usage before the news article even came out. Taylor Farms is the man behind the curtain on this one, folks. Taco Bell speeds you up, Taylor Farms makes you a dehydrated torpedo*. *new combo name? 010
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Awww that's so sweet and... Oh. Okay. Well that fetish exists. Way to try to work it in there casually. /s Really gelled together like peanut butter and a hard-boiled egg! . . . . Poked with a needle. 110
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026@gooseworx.bsky.social Ya did good, kid. Thanks for making an awesome show! 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Posting here too so you can have a reply thread STACKED with Dict Pics! 030
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026DO I? You bet! I live for those inset section tabs! Nngh! 010
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Oh yeah?! Oh yeah, Hank Green?! If that is your REAL name!? (interrobang!?) Show me your follow count. NOT your watch count. Cuz, see, I'm savvy as heck! I know a real star when I see one! And, kid, you're a comet! 020
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Most popular heterological word is 'phonetic'. (fuh-NET-ik) 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I see you, man, quoting some Mary Oliver up on the taco account. Can't let this one slide. The grasshopper is so disappointed. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026AND! There is something to be said for reading your work like others will read your work (if you're publishing physical copies). It hits different. And it's why I bemoan my lack of printer and lack of motivation to get one... Signed, An Elder Millennial. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I live in an apartment complex and go on walks in the parking lot. There are 2 residents that have the exact same suction window cat seat on the bedroom window. Love to see the kitties with their backs smushed against the window snoozin'. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Also proves the rarity of their money doing "good" things. We live in a society where money goes to individualistic ventures. And where money is gained from individualistic ventures. It's less proof of goodness than recording the novelty of altruism. 010
Reposted by Finn@sonyareneetaylor @sonyareneetaylor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hey lovelies! The ebook version of my New York Times bestseller The Body Is Not an Apology is going on SALE for $1.99 from April 20-April 24 on all online retail sites! My spring gift to you 🌸🌷🌿🍃 071
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Wait. Does nape of the neck mean tablecloth of the head? 020
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Never have I wanted a TACO Tuesday so badly as today. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It's understandable. Give yourself grace for protecting yourself in the way that made sense to you most at the time. You are allowed to have emotions. Just because you created something sensational doesn't mean you aren't allowed to be a normal, flawed person. Again, thank you for creating. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026@gooseworx.bsky.social Just got into TADC a few weeks ago. All caught up. Hot take: It's all amazing. No notes! Thank you for bringing this truly wonderful and interesting story into my life. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026CC: @tacobellquarterly.org Like, I know you're not affiliated. But this is writerly inspiration as heck. 0323
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Ooh, is there a yogurt version? I could get on board with that. 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026So my trans ass takes that as a good fucking sign because there's no reason to think otherwise. Let this be your sign to accept a little hope as we sit in the valley between our past and future protected and surrounded in love like the pollen that lingers here in valley I reside. #tdov 3/3 000
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The orchestra played "There's a Place for Us" as I looked out through the trees in the woods behind my apartment at the light of the waxing full moon broken up by the silhouette of the limbs and leaves. #tdov 2/3 100
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Spent a few minutes this evening on the balcony of my new apartment with a cup of tea and turned on my radio so I could hear it from inside on the other side of the screen door. #tdov 1/3 100
Finn @green-squirrel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Got made a custom wrist brace for a work injury and couldn't resist the lure of painting a watch on the strap going across my wrist. 010