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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 20m
Take his penis out from his pants, and play a game of ring toss with it.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 1h
Hot stuff! Hide a dozen eggs in his dinner. When he discovers your treasure, tell him that he has five minutes to find the antidote.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 14h
Stacie Realperson wrote in to say “My boyfriend thinks he's died and gone to heaven when we mosh pit naked in our bedroom. We just make sure the door is locked first!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 17h
Strut your sexy stuff: Play a KIDZ BOP cd and strip out of your meat dress. Get intimate at the end by teasing your thighs while weeping endlessly.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take your sex from bleh to BAM: Put your legs on the jungle gym and your hands on the Bible. Now consult your horoscope for the appropriate amount of touching. Hotter than hot!!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take IN the trash... with dirty talk! After he's had his orgasm, whisper “Is that a piece of beef jerky?” He's sure to lose his mind!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's gonna love this: Livestream his right ball until he unplugs you from the wall.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time to get naughty! Lash his thighs to a meathook and put My Little Pony tattoos all over his body.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men love dirty talk! Just before he's inside you, say “Double, double, toil and trouble, dick inflamed and jizz cum bubble!” He's sure to lose his mind!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What about you do it doggy style?
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What about you watch a porn together.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Introduce a little kink into your life! Lash his head to a stake and put on a looping playlist of anime girl hip hop covers.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take IN the trash... with dirty talk! While you're getting your freak on, tell him “I didn't think it was possible for sex to jump the shark, and yet HERE WE ARE.” He's sure to be confused!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take your sex from bleh to BAM: Put your legs aside and your hands around his tulpa. Now long for the sweet release of death. Hotter than hot!!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even clean girls can talk dirty! When you're in the car together, whisper “If you feel anything, it's just the spare key to the house I keep in my uterus.” He's sure to lose his mind!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Katrina Realperson tells us “This guy I know really likes it when I wear him like a glove. A sure-fire turn on!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Philbert Slapandtickle writes “I love it when a woman stares intently at my palm. It makes me take up competitive curling!!!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a hot one! Have contempt for his vas deferens until he passes out.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How about you try wearing animal print underwear?
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take IN the trash... with dirty talk! When it's time for love, say “My vagina is its own country, and you just declared war on my clitoris.” He's sure to call the police!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Siri Actual let us know “My man loves it when I describe and rate every hair on his balls. Waiter? Check Please!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a hot one! Hypnotize his right ball until he accepts “zanxorb”. Double letter score on Z, triple word score, that's 105 points!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talk dirty to him! When it's time for love, shout “Workin' in the fuck mine / Goin' down, down, down / Workin' in a fuck mine / Oops, let the dick down” He's sure to put up with it!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Start talking dirty! Just before he's inside you, scream “Deal is a deal, I'll change your Yelp review to five stars.” He's sure to come back for more!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here's a sexy idea! Have contempt for his balls until he agrees that Tonya Harding is the better skater.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phoebe Turnblatt writes “My sweetie loves it when I go along with his Zeus otherkin story. Maximum fun!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking to spice things up? Blend his left nut until he he cuts off your head and absorbs your essence.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe you could try having sex, but be excited about it?
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're up for a challenge: Put your legs in the KY jelly pool and your hands on his temples. Now present your perfectly formatted MLA bibliography for tonight's sex positions. He'll thank you later!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's a hot one! Hide your underwear in his banana hammock. When he finds your treat, strip naked on the spot, revealing your many Na'vi tattoos.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's a sexy idea! Lick his extra penis until he asks you to stop.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe you could do it doggy style.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our readers suggest this one: Hypnotize his perinium until he puts down the Hatsune Miku figurine.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're daring: Put your legs on top of his legs and your hands on your trusty six shooter. Now long for the sweet release of death. Hotter than hot!!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take IN the trash... with dirty talk! Just before he's inside you, scream “Hey, apropos of nothing, do you feel about the movie TEETH?” He's sure to call the police!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our readers suggest this one: Hide eggs you pickled in your vagina in his china cabinet. When he catches you, call the police.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give him a private show: Play TURKEY IN THE STRAW and mimic a inflatable waving tube man. Get intimate at the end by spinning your loins while asking him if he'd like fries with that.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's a sexy one: Dress up as an Easy Bake Oven and scream “Today I'm going to roleplay as someone cares about you.”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scare his penis from its warren and judge it for it's terrible grammar.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about you tell him what you like?
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Be his daring darling! Clamp his arms to the door jamb and lose the only keys to the steel handcuffs.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make it romantic by dressing up as Darth Vader and howl “I like the way you work it”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Contemplate his penis, then twist it into a balloon dog.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Start talking dirty! Just before he's inside you, tell him “I understand you've got a family to feed, but I can't offer you a promotion until your metrics improve.” He's sure to come back for more!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take his penis and shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake that penis.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay uh kiss each other.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introduce a little kink into your life! Tie his head to your spare sarcophagus and pontificate on the use of whitespace in Wikipedia's site design.
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men love dirty talk! Just before he's inside you, say “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard / And they're like / It smells like prawns” He's sure to put up with it!
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter B Actual tells us “It drives me wild when my bae alternates an ice pack and hot water bottle on my foot. It makes me want to flee the country!!!”
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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay uh try wearing animal print underwear.
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