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a girl named nessa

@greasewizard.bsky.social
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
few things i love more than clicking the link to log in to my Pizza Hut Rewards account
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i gotta quit using commas while sexting
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(from an alternative universe where the 1996 film "space jam" was never made) I often wonder what it would be like if the Looney Tunes played basketball with Michael Jordan
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this is what i look like. if anyone even cares
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the very tip of my nose is hella swollen right now and it hurts quite badly to even touch it gently. this has been building over the last few days. Not sure where it came from. ON THE OTHER HAND the little red swelling on the tip of my nose is kinda cute so who's to say if this is good or bad
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I feel normal 👍 I don't feel insane about anything at all 👍👍 I've actually never felt more normal. doctors are saying it's the Most Normal anyone has ever been
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
how we spend our days
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
something I've been working on lately
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when my cat scarfs down his meal in 30 seconds then immediately goes to take a shit. thats very relatable. to me.
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
corruption? From my ring of power? Uhhh no. Haha sorry you can't handle yours though
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Planet ahoy! We could go there through the darkness. It is colossal, with cracked seas. Would you like to find love there?
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
a cuck dying in an action movie: "tell my wife...i want you to fuck her..."
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
if i was in star wars they would call me darth crazy
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
mfw im accepting military orders from slippy toad
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
yuri, yuri everywhere, nor any drop to drink
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
does anyone wanna come over and kill me
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
women love eating ripple cut chips with hot salsa. maybe other genders also love it but I don't know anything about that and frankly I don't care to know
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
should we all be so blessed to glimpse the Machine Elves
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Can I bring comforts into the vast unknown with me. how come. How come why not
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
it's ok to leave your hot dog in a cold car
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Yoyos are crazy. How do they come back up
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
having 12 to 14 Pikmin plushies surrounding me in my bed would fix me
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NainRouge420 @nainrouge420.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What a world huh

Lemon it’s still struggling to be born
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
when my silk satin bonnet and crystal gradient yoyo arrive next week I am going to become unkillable
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
watching the Vampire Diaries. i love them. I just want them to be happy together (forever???)
screenshot of beautiful elena gilbert in the loving arms of stefan salvatore from season 2 episode 14 of the Vampire diaires
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
RIP 2025 you really gave it your all
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have taken an edible. I am playing Donkey kong 👍
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
being into star wars is so fucking embarrassing. I'm listening to the Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith audiobook and it's so unbelievably GOOD and I'm just supposed to keep this to myself? I have to die knowing this?
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I finally did it 👍👍👍 I scratched my ear too much and now it hurts 👍
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
computer file this under N64 baddies
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the children yearn for the melancholy sadness of Rayman 2 The Great Escape
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
this probably feels so good
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
gizmos and gadgets? in this economy?
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
*The kid turns to face Scrooge, revealing that he's wearing a Tragically Hip t-shirt* "Why, it's the day before Boxing Day, sir!"
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
there are so many vampires in Mystic Falls Virginia. absolutely littered with them. I wanna see the census data
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/12/2025
Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
in the first hour of the Ubisoft Avatar videogame you escape from a residential school and then spiritually commune with an ancient ancestor who teaches you how to double jump
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
aaauughhh my tits hurt so bad 😑 👺 i dont deserve this but i do deserve huge knockers why can't i have one without the other
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
the homosexuality vacating my body when a foppish vampire is trying to feed on me >>>>
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 11/01/2024
I was born stupid and I’ll die horny. Lesbians forever. Stella dot com
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I love being trans gender and working retail
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
qui gon jinn fucks with the dolls, im sure of it. there's an air about him. yoda would misgender me
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
assorted goblins
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We report in the afternoon of a bright day; our expert was under the impression that it would rain some more, but instead, the sky cleared. Instead of getting warmer, it got colder, the dry air biting at our cheeks. We pulled out our sunglasses after a long time.
Digital painting of a seaside landscape, bright blue sky and bright blue sea. There are voluminous white clouds in the sky, and white frothy waves on the ocean.
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a girl named nessa @greasewizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
looking at, thinking about, stars
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