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Roy Graham

@grayhaem.bsky.social
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fiction writer and story lead @ wizards of the coast / he/him / repped by Arley Sorg / opinions are my own and do not represent my employer www.roy-graham.com

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last night at the party someone asked how long it would take a cup of coffee to cool down to drinking temp if you heated it to a million degrees (and it didn’t instantly vaporize for some reason). Two absolutely hammered chemical engineers went at it for a while and left their notes in the kitchen
Blurry wet physics problems on a sheet of paper, next to a whiskey bottle
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you @seananmcguire.bsky.social for uniting me with my beautiful toothy son
me and funko pop loot
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the overlook hotel new years photo from the end of the shining
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone asked me to draw Loot
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
having fun at #mcamsterdam
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ll be walking around the floor today #mcamsterdam! Come tell me what you’re excited about from Magic next year. This is me taking an elevator into The Backrooms
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I look like this
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Lol novelty horse popcorn bucket” *I am immediately run through by a xiphos as concealed soldiers spill into the theater*
promotional popcorn bucket for the odyssey shaped like a wooden worse
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
👍
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
As soon as you start having thoughts like this it’s over. You have become a colony for the cognitovirus my guy
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the first verse of norf norf by vince staples
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
thank you david simmons
a book titled “eradicator” in a biohazard bagthe inside of the book, where the author signed it “kill them all”
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
There’s no rational or normal way to say this but I have a published short story inside the Divorced Bookshelf meme
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
pretty cool--my story in Weird Horror 12, "The Eater," has made the latest issue of Locus Magazine's recommended reading list
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Mail day! So excited to have a story in this issue. Keep an eye out for when it drops in late February/early March!
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
every morning my darling cat says “hello father may I have breakfast” and if I don’t wake up she goes immediately to
guy gouging out another guy’s eyes in a diagram
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Not now 4 Black Eggs
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
These are the only two remaining photos of that night
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Today is the anniversary of “the Halo: Combat Evolved,” a horrible cocktail of gin, vermouth, GameFuel and lemon juice I made to feel something mid-Covid lockdown
A green drink the color of swamp water
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
lisa coffee meme but it's just coffee and I also like it
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Post you from a different era: 21st birthday lol
21 year old roy covered in blood
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
anyway if you're wondering why everything is like this now, "Bad Company" by @greenwell.bsky.social is a good place to start
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
thank you @robotrad.bsky.social number one loot fan
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
See you on the preview panel and out on the floor, Atlanta! #MCAtlanta
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
EDH players:
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
yes I made up this name and yes it carried all the way from outline draft to printed card
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
strong year for Wives in the fantasy space
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m out on the floor today! Say hi!
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
She loves magic cards
Cat sits among magic cards
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
sayonara little buddy
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Day three, this one’s for all the marbles Chicago
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Will be around the show floor today, say hi!
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
New NEA grants will give priority to projects that “honor America”
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
in honor of this year’s AGDQ week here’s my favorite speedrunning tweet
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Names I’ve suggested for the new kitten: Narragansett Beer Superbug Imperator Curiosa Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just to be clear: they will need real human people, real writers, to make any of this slop readable and worthwhile. They will probably offer good money for it. Hold the line, do not engage
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I genuinely don't know if I can take four years of the epic memelord in power
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Writing assistant
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Getting ready to jestermax like you wouldn’t believe. Foolpilled
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