Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last night at the party someone asked how long it would take a cup of coffee to cool down to drinking temp if you heated it to a million degrees (and it didn’t instantly vaporize for some reason). Two absolutely hammered chemical engineers went at it for a while and left their notes in the kitchen 1354
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thank you @seananmcguire.bsky.social for uniting me with my beautiful toothy son 2911
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’ll be walking around the floor today #mcamsterdam! Come tell me what you’re excited about from Magic next year. This is me taking an elevator into The Backrooms 1230
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 10/06/2026“Lol novelty horse popcorn bucket” *I am immediately run through by a xiphos as concealed soldiers spill into the theater* 1140
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026As soon as you start having thoughts like this it’s over. You have become a colony for the cognitovirus my guy 1520227
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There’s no rational or normal way to say this but I have a published short story inside the Divorced Bookshelf meme 4521
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 01/03/2026pretty cool--my story in Weird Horror 12, "The Eater," has made the latest issue of Locus Magazine's recommended reading list 0100
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Mail day! So excited to have a story in this issue. Keep an eye out for when it drops in late February/early March! 0140
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/01/2026every morning my darling cat says “hello father may I have breakfast” and if I don’t wake up she goes immediately to 3171
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025These are the only two remaining photos of that night 1100
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Today is the anniversary of “the Halo: Combat Evolved,” a horrible cocktail of gin, vermouth, GameFuel and lemon juice I made to feel something mid-Covid lockdown 6371
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 30/09/2025anyway if you're wondering why everything is like this now, "Bad Company" by @greenwell.bsky.social is a good place to start 0275
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/09/2025thank you @robotrad.bsky.social number one loot fan 1341
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025See you on the preview panel and out on the floor, Atlanta! #MCAtlanta 1260
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/07/2025yes I made up this name and yes it carried all the way from outline draft to printed card 12743
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025New NEA grants will give priority to projects that “honor America” 120
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 07/01/2025in honor of this year’s AGDQ week here’s my favorite speedrunning tweet 19811
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Names I’ve suggested for the new kitten: Narragansett Beer Superbug Imperator Curiosa Texas Chainsaw Massacre 10955
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Just to be clear: they will need real human people, real writers, to make any of this slop readable and worthwhile. They will probably offer good money for it. Hold the line, do not engage 64912
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I genuinely don't know if I can take four years of the epic memelord in power 170
Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Getting ready to jestermax like you wouldn’t believe. Foolpilled 030