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Ellen M.

@graphxgrrl.bsky.social
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Wanderer. Graphic designer. Translating for engineers since 1977. The QuimbyCats are Beatrice & Ramona. Pictures on Instagram: www.instagram.com/graphxgrrl

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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The most unsurprising part of my Amazon “About You”?
Screenshot from Amazon “About You” page listing:

—Consistently replenishing office and organizational supplies

—Prefers high-quality organizational and office supplies

—Selects professional-grade design and typography resources
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Judith is a smug bitch, as well she should be.
Judith with the Head of Holofernes" by Peter Paul Rubens: A dramatic Baroque oil painting featuring a close-up, half-length view of the biblical heroine Judith and her older maid servant immediately following the decapitation of Holofernes. Judith stands on the left, looking upward toward a soft overhead light source with a serious, resolute expression. She has curly blonde hair adorned with pearls, wears a low-cut crimson and white gown, and holds a heavy sword upright in her right hand. To the right, her elderly maid, clad in dark drapery and a headscarf, leans in with a wide-eyed, tense expression. The maid holds open a dark sack into which Judith’s left hand is lowering the severed, bearded head of Holofernes. The background is cast in deep, dramatic shadows, emphasizing the rich textures and intense emotions of the figures.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about all of the delightful art created depicting Judith this week.
Judith with the Head of Holofernes by Lucas Cranach the Elder  

“In this powerful portrayal of Judith, the heroine of the Old Testament, Cranach depicts her as victorious after she beheads Holofernes, the Assyrian general besieging her city. Juxtaposing serene beauty with a gruesome triumph, she is elegantly dressed in a contemporary red velvet gown trimmed with brocaded fabric and a pearl-embroidered trunk. She holds the enemy’s head with her slashed gloves, which reveal her lavish rings. Her gentle face, with the delicate features typical of the artist, is framed by the golden halo of her hair and by jewel-encrusted necklaces.“
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beatrice found one this afternoon.
A brown mackerel tabby with white socks, bib, and tummy lies stretched out and floppy in a sunbeam on an abstract floral rug.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My Ramona feels a kindred spirit.
A calico tabby with large tufted ears sings the song of her people.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle —————- (Did you know we were building r we electric cars in Seattle in 1976? powerlines.seattle.gov/2022/09/26/s...)
Seattle City Light RT1 prototype electric car developed in 1976.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This cat has Ramona’s missing tabby leg!
A calico tabby lies curls up on a light green blanket, her left front leg is extended, showing it is complexly white vs brown tabby.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I find rotisserie key to proper browning in cats.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She’s sporting her tiger suit today. Very fierce.
A brown mackerel tabby with white socks is sitting on a teal rug, wearing a tiger striped onesie, staring forlornly outside through a screen door.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Beatrice is over-grooming again. Which means it’s time for her favorite outfit.
A brown mackerel tabby sleeps face down on the back of a teal couch dressed in a gray camo onesie.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Found it! Something for everyone to hate! Looks like nothing for Colorado—I figured folks in Cheyenne would enjoy being part of Nebraska more? I used county lines so folks gets to keep some of their existing local identity. Idaho got Yellowstone—they do actually love the shit out of nature there.
A map of the western United States with Utah, Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, and Nebraska shaded in different colors, with various counties in Wyoming shaded in corresponding colors.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Her face says she wants to steal your popcorn, but she she will reject it. But if it were a corn chip she would delicately carry it away in her mouth and chow down.
A brown mackerel tabby with golden eyes, white mittens and bib and large alert ears stares at you intently.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ramona is adapting to purrito life after nearly a week of antibiotic ointment thrice daily.
A calico tabby swaddled in a gray towel closes her eyes happily as she’s getting her ears scritched.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That catio life!
A brown mackerel tabby with white socks and a calico tabby sit on a teal carpeted shelf in a small catio overlooking a courtyard.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Other best, door as jungle gym?
A calico tabby with white mittens is about to jump off the top of a wooden front door as a brown mackerel tabby with white socks clings to the top of the door having underestimated her aerodynamic qualities relative to her sister.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it). The girls are such characters that I have so many fantastic pictures of them being ridiculous. But this one shows when they are being the best sweet cats.
A brown mackerel tabby is curled up head to head with a calico tabby, snuggled tight against someone while snoozing.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sun’s out, tums out!
A calico tabby with a soft white tummy lays curled on her back in a sunbeam as if inviting you to pet. It is not a trap!
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They are very good plinths for displaying tabbies.
A brown tabby cat with white paws and bib sits on top of a scratching post.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Make sure sound is on to hear Ramona snores, and there’s a bit of dream twitching at the end.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m going to dream of the beautiful olive oil poached halibut* I had for dinner tonight at PiDGiN. I’m biased of course, but our seafood in Cascadia is always fantastic when thoughtfully prepared. *Served in a kombu umeboshi broth, with somen noodles, and tiny lotus root “sandwiches”.
A buttery piece of halibut is at the center of a white bowl with greens, broth, fried lotus root and pickled vegetables.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Until Wednesday I have no real plans that don’t include just staring out at this view.
Looking between tall evergreen trees, West Vancouver can be seen in the distance across the blue water of the Queen Charlotte Channel. The sky is blue and there are a few small fluffy clouds.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And how.
A brown mackerel tabby and a calico tabby are seen from above cowing down on a giant pile of spilled dry cat food at Camano Island Animal Shelter.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We appear to have a tentative cease fire. Peace in our time?
Two cat loaves, unalike in dignity, sit on the back of a teal velvet couch, one in front of the other. The cat closest to you is a calico tabby with large ears and a white bib, she looking away with a vague worried expression. A brown mackerel tabby with a white bib and mittens lurks behind her, glaring.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bellevue being Bellevue aside, glad to have spent today enjoying transit across our region and so excited for them to build more damn trains.
A woman with curly wavy green, gray,  red-blonde hair and blue green eyes wears a mask and leans against the window of a light rail train—which shows a floating bridge over a lake with forested hills in the distance.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “Hell”. (Fitting, from the early days of March 2020 when we still thought handwashing could save us.)
Diagrams for the steps of proper handwashing captioned with the first part of Lady Macbeth’s monologue from Act 5 of the Scottish play.  

“Out, damned spot! out, I say!–One: two: why,
then, ’tis time to do’t.–Hell is murky!–Fie, my
lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
account?–Yet who would have thought the old man
to have had so much blood in him.”
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Beatrice is making sure the snow doesn’t get out of line.
A brown mackerel tabby looks out a window while snow falls outside.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Look at that impressive nap paw work.
A brown tabby cat with white socks and mittens is curled up asleep. Her head is resting on her left front paw, on top of her right back paw, while her right front paw cradles the left side of her furry noggin just below her giant ears.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
In case you were wondering, I had salmon for dinner.
A brown mackerel tabby with a white bib and paws sits in a kitchen pass through staring intently at something on the stove. A calico tabby with a white sock and chest sits next to her, staring at you intently.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is why I keep them contained with the heating pad. The lethargy field is still strong, but it’s easier to escape.
A brown mackerel tabby with white mittens and socks lies stretched out on her side with her back to a calico tabby with a white tummy, paws and bib curled the opposite direction. Both sound asleep.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Beatrice getting some screen time in with a Caturday morning pigeon documentary.
A brown mackerel tabby faces a tv—the screen shows a pigeon sitting on a rail while other birds take flight in the background.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ramona doesn’t believe me when I tell her I don’t get paid to chase her around the apartment.
A yellow-green eyed calico tabby with large tufted ears, a white bib and front leg stands up to put her right paw on the arm of an office chair and look up expectantly.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
if you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who", or "Transformers.”
A squat silver robot with many different external controls and a weathervane on top of its head stands in front on a brownstone on Sesame Street as a group of children and Luis look on.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Beatrice is skeptical when I tell her we need more rain.
A chonky brown mackerel tabby with white mittens and socks stands on a window ledge, looking out at rain coming down.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ramona wants to be your Valentine. (Heart toy from the fabulous @thepunchycat.bsky.social)
A calico tabby with white paws and bib looks at you shyly with her paw on a green felt conversation heart that says “Wet Food”.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Neighborhood watch.
A chonky brown mackerel tabby crouches in front of a window on the back of a green chair—keeping a close eye on the Stellar’s jay outside with occasional ekekeke noises.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Well, that’s new for political text spam.
A text message that says, “Help us put up billboards that say: "ICE AGENTS: BREAK STATE LAW. GO TO JAIL." We must hold ICE accountable now! >>” and includes a URL to a site managed by “Hollywood Democrats”
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My house cleaner came by today. Beatrice and Ramona made sure she was well supervised. Though Ramona got a little distracted trying to snack on my fake plants.
A brown mackerel tabby with a white bib and paws sits on a white sideboard, staring at something out of frame very intently. A calico tabby stands next to her—nibbling on the leaves of a fake plant.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I am very tired. Beatrice was very disapproving when I was putting on my shoes this morning as well.
A brown mackerel tabby with white bib and paws glares at you with her ears cocked at a skeptical angle.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The girls are doing their part.
A calico tabby spoons with a brown tabby, both with white paws. The brown tabby’s tail is draped over the calico’s leg.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Regime change.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Donut bathing.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Video!
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Success so far!
A brown tabby with a white bib has wedged herself into the center of a donut shaped felt cat tunnel a calico striped tabby with a white bib and paws loafs on a nearby green ottoman.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Meowy Catsmas Eve from Beatrice and Ramona. (Jaunty festive bandanas from @thepunchycat.bsky.social.)
A calico tabby in a red bandana and a brown tabby in a green bandana loaf next to each other. A calico tabby with white paws and bib wears a red bandana printed with a holiday themed ditsy pattern. A brown tabby with white paws and bib wears a green bandana printed with a holiday themed ditsy pattern.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Living my best Christmas Eve afternoon life by not working and lounging with the cats in Catsmas themed pajamas and a fuzzy green hoodie. If you want to talk to me about something stressful, please wait until January.
Fabric printed with a variety of different house cats getting into mischief with Christmas trees.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Space vampires?
A creepy space vampire with fangs and an epic unibrow means a blond woman in a metallic peach jumpsuit.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Dogs in antlers?
A brown tabby with white paws and yellow green eyes stares at you intently. A red hat with gold antlers on her head.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Most afternoons when I work from home.
A brown tabby with yellow green eyes, a white bib, and white mittens and socks stands on a mousepad in front of a computer monitor—staring at you intently.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
RABBIT
Poster for the 1978 film adaptation of “Watership Down” with the text “All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you...But first they must catch you.”
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Beatrice is concerned about this Ramona shaped lump.
There is a lump under the covers on a bed that is about the same size and shape of a 12 lb calico tabby. In loaf form next to the lump is a brown mackerel tabby with a white bib staring right at you.
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