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I'm not AI, but I *am* artificially intelligent. www.gougblog.com

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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 13h
I'm having a good month.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't even remember how I acquired a Playstation (and I'm old enough that I should), but I remember PO'ed was one of my first games.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I caught this one on Encore as a kid and thought it was okay. What do I think about it now? It's pretty damn good! Indulgently stupid, if you will.
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Psycho II (1983) | 31 Days of Gore
Norman Bates has just been released from the mental institution, twenty-two years after the events of the Hitchcock film. Not only is Norman’s psychiatrist (Robert Logia) optimistic about his…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES. This is the movie song that gets stuck in my head more than any other, which is weird considering I've only seen the movie all the way through once.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two Bills for the price of one: Pullman and Paxton together in the second best movie that's called Brain Dead.
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Brain Dead (1990) | 31 Days of Gore
Brain Dead was a film I wanted to feature during last year’s 31 Days of Gore, but the only copy I had available at the time was the same crappy 4:3 edition that’s currently playing on T…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hellmaster (1992) | 31 Days of Gore
“20 years ago this place looked like a Nazi prison camp, but it wasn’t our fault. The program was young… things went astray. It was time for the superman. We dubbed it Project Nie…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First I've heard about it. I don't play much tabletop, but I like card games with a cyberpunk theme (or any SF theme for that matter). I was really into Android: Netrunner, but none of my friends liked it as much as I did.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proto-Nightbreed.
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Underworld: The Extended Cut (1985) | 31 Days of Gore
Underworld, aka Transmutations, is the first feature length screenplay by Clive Barker, who reportedly hated the finished product. There’s no word on whether he has commented on (let alone se…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little bit of BTS info on this one.
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Bobcat Goldthwait on Don Rickles and Tales From the Crypt
YouTube video by HERE COME THE DETAILS with JOSH FADEM
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my all-time favorite movies, period. And I'll be watching a sequel every Friday this month!
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Scanners (1981) | 31 Days of Gore
Ah, Scanners. You may look high and low for a bigger fan of this flick, but you may not find one. It’s not just the candy bar scenes that draw me into David Cronenberg’s first masterpie…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm probably gonna steal some of these for my blog this month. That Wings Hauser movie is calling to me....
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been meaning to watch this one for a while!
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The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) | 31 Days of Gore
Kicking off this year’s 31 Days of Gore is Stuart Gordon’s The Pit and the Pendulum, produced for Full Moon. Lance Henriksen plays the friar Torquemada, the first Grand Inquisitor of th…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I know a lot of creators do "one horror movie each day of October," but I'm not looking for cheap scares, I'm looking for unadulterated GORE! This is the fifth year (out of eleven because I'm nothing if not inconsistent)!
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31 Days of Gore starts tomorrow!
With 31 Days of Gore returning this Thursday, I decided to take a look back at the films that scored full points on the Gore Meter. Surprisingly, there have only been a dozen since I started the fe…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still my favorite movie trailer of all time.
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 35mm film trailer, flat hard matte 1640p
YouTube video by 35mm Movie Trailers Scans
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actual footage of the Obamacare fraudsters.
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The Dana Carvey Show - "Stupid Pranksters" featuring Louis C.K., Steve Carell and Dana Carvey
YouTube video by BearOnABicycle
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I beat Nightdive's Quake on Nightmare, all 4 OG episodes 100% legit... but no achievement. Reloaded my last save, beat it again 4 more times. No achievement. Restarted the map twice. No achievement. Restarted the episode on a new game. No achievement. Used cheats. "Achievement unlocked!"
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You Get What You Give - New Radicals One Headlight - The Wallflowers The Way - Fastball
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Limmys Show: Whats heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers
YouTube video by Trae Brown
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know what Nightdive did to Nightmare Mode on Quake, but I'm sailing right through it. The only reason I started it was to get the achievement and suddenly I'm on Episode 3. Feels kinda like a level 3 (sometimes a level 2) difficulty when I'm not getting cornered by multiple yetis.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My first Google search in years: "Is DuckDuckGo down?"
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the light puzzle-action in the demo was kinda awkward, but Hellraiser Revival is gonna be sweet. One might say I'm... hooked.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had all of those on VHS, though four of them were taped off TV. All my boxes were slightly or radically different (my Taxi Driver box was taxi cab yellow).
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I kept thinking, "That chick is oddly familiar...." It bugged me for over an hour before I realized she was in Backrooms, the movie I had literally just finished before starting this one.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PC gaming used to be black magic. Went to a family gathering in the early 90s and the host asked everyone if they wanted to see his new PC, which was in his garage for some reason. He had a flight sim on it, but couldn't figure out how to start it. "I think it's loading, but needs a few more days."
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This came on Cinemax late one night and I was like, "Hell yeah. NC-17, parents asleep, VCR recording... bring it on." I did not expect it to have an enjoyable narrative and film style at all.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's me in my natural habitat.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was admiring the decent wound effect, then I noticed the knife... if that is indeed supposed to be a knife.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goldeneye 007 N65 crossed with the Dire Straights "Money For Nothing" music video
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I call this piece "AAAAGGGGHHHH!"
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why Blender shouldn't be free for everybody (specifically me).
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MFW when the giant bag of Halloween candy doesn't even survive the drive home from Costco.
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Are You Ready For Halloween? Ohhh Yeaaaaa
ALT: Are You Ready For Halloween? Ohhh Yeaaaaa
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Achievements shouldn't pop if the player has cheats turned on. It's not an achievement if losers can accomplish it, too.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know you're watching a bad movie when a character has to explain how they learned the Morse code for SOS. Just once I'd like them to say, "I saw a bunch of pots and pans clanking it on a commercial for a soap pad" and just move on.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember reading science fiction novels in which the main characters get whisked away to future settings and grapple with advanced cultures and technologies. I always thought, "I could adapt, no problem." I didn't even make it into my 40s before the future stopped making sense.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just about the only returning feature on my blog.
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31 Days of Gore is nigh… again
Rejoice, heathens! 31 Days of Gore returns October 1st! To all the authority figures who told me my love for horror movies would amount to nothing: Do you have a blog that nets tens of dozens of vi…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So it's going to be over a 100 degrees in September, likely for several days in a row. One of my state's senators once threw a snowball in Congress to "prove" global warming is a hoax. Folksy fucking idiot.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Ma'am, I can clearly see you're holding a knife through your thigh gap."
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The first issue of Fangoria I ever owned. I pulled a fast one on my mom. When she saw the grocery store receipt and discovered she had paid $5 for a magazine (MAD was $1.75 by comparison), I pointed to the UK price and pretended I thought it was $2.95.
Fangoria issue #108. The big spot on the cover goes to Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs. The side features tout The Addams Family movie, Basket Case 3, Waxwork, Evil Ernie (the comic), and Freddy's Dead. The tagline reads, "Now in our 13th year!" I believe I stopped reading Fangoria regularly when it reached its 17th year or so.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here I go boomer shootin' again.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think AI is in the same place VR was in the 90s, as in the average consumer would pretty much forget about its existence if investors and executives weren't losing their fucking minds over it. Then like 20 years later some problematic asshole can quietly invent the real thing in his garage.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I vaguely remember watching both versions. I got suckered into Shrader's version because Ebert made it sound way more interesting than it was. Fooled me twice.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whenever you're struggling to make ends meet, just remind yourself that Lake Ontario is now temporarily called Lake America in precisely one mapping platform, in the United States only.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bernie Sanders uploaded a video with a positive title for a change. "But first the bad news...." (The bad news portion takes up the majority of the runtime.)
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I used to like making fun of Cybertruck drivers, then I read some Reddit posts detailing how all the negative attention bums them and their families out. Now I love making fun of Cybertruck drivers.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That was fun. Now back to my regularly scheduled fighting games.
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what happens when people don't follow sports
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y'all is controversial now? I generally don't say "y'all" even though I live in OK. It's just too Okie IMO. On the other hand, I do say "you all" from time to time, which probably sounds just like "y'all" to other people because I was educated in OK. You all are gettin' too highfalutin over this.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm definitely seeing an uptick in the number of people who refer to Miracle Whip as mayo. Exhibit A:
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's not the hiccups that cause the crash. It's when the copilot tries to scare the hiccups out of 'em.
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