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I'm not AI, but I *am* artificially intelligent. www.gougblog.com

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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 9h
I'm having a good month.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I caught this one on Encore as a kid and thought it was okay. What do I think about it now? It's pretty damn good! Indulgently stupid, if you will.
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Psycho II (1983) | 31 Days of Gore
Norman Bates has just been released from the mental institution, twenty-two years after the events of the Hitchcock film. Not only is Norman’s psychiatrist (Robert Logia) optimistic about his…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two Bills for the price of one: Pullman and Paxton together in the second best movie that's called Brain Dead.
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Brain Dead (1990) | 31 Days of Gore
Brain Dead was a film I wanted to feature during last year’s 31 Days of Gore, but the only copy I had available at the time was the same crappy 4:3 edition that’s currently playing on T…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hellmaster (1992) | 31 Days of Gore
“20 years ago this place looked like a Nazi prison camp, but it wasn’t our fault. The program was young… things went astray. It was time for the superman. We dubbed it Project Nie…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proto-Nightbreed.
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Underworld: The Extended Cut (1985) | 31 Days of Gore
Underworld, aka Transmutations, is the first feature length screenplay by Clive Barker, who reportedly hated the finished product. There’s no word on whether he has commented on (let alone se…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my all-time favorite movies, period. And I'll be watching a sequel every Friday this month!
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Scanners (1981) | 31 Days of Gore
Ah, Scanners. You may look high and low for a bigger fan of this flick, but you may not find one. It’s not just the candy bar scenes that draw me into David Cronenberg’s first masterpie…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been meaning to watch this one for a while!
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The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) | 31 Days of Gore
Kicking off this year’s 31 Days of Gore is Stuart Gordon’s The Pit and the Pendulum, produced for Full Moon. Lance Henriksen plays the friar Torquemada, the first Grand Inquisitor of th…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I know a lot of creators do "one horror movie each day of October," but I'm not looking for cheap scares, I'm looking for unadulterated GORE! This is the fifth year (out of eleven because I'm nothing if not inconsistent)!
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31 Days of Gore starts tomorrow!
With 31 Days of Gore returning this Thursday, I decided to take a look back at the films that scored full points on the Gore Meter. Surprisingly, there have only been a dozen since I started the fe…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still my favorite movie trailer of all time.
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 35mm film trailer, flat hard matte 1640p
YouTube video by 35mm Movie Trailers Scans
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actual footage of the Obamacare fraudsters.
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The Dana Carvey Show - "Stupid Pranksters" featuring Louis C.K., Steve Carell and Dana Carvey
YouTube video by BearOnABicycle
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I beat Nightdive's Quake on Nightmare, all 4 OG episodes 100% legit... but no achievement. Reloaded my last save, beat it again 4 more times. No achievement. Restarted the map twice. No achievement. Restarted the episode on a new game. No achievement. Used cheats. "Achievement unlocked!"
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You Get What You Give - New Radicals One Headlight - The Wallflowers The Way - Fastball
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know what Nightdive did to Nightmare Mode on Quake, but I'm sailing right through it. The only reason I started it was to get the achievement and suddenly I'm on Episode 3. Feels kinda like a level 3 (sometimes a level 2) difficulty when I'm not getting cornered by multiple yetis.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My first Google search in years: "Is DuckDuckGo down?"
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the light puzzle-action in the demo was kinda awkward, but Hellraiser Revival is gonna be sweet. One might say I'm... hooked.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PC gaming used to be black magic. Went to a family gathering in the early 90s and the host asked everyone if they wanted to see his new PC, which was in his garage for some reason. He had a flight sim on it, but couldn't figure out how to start it. "I think it's loading, but needs a few more days."
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's me in my natural habitat.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goldeneye 007 N65 crossed with the Dire Straights "Money For Nothing" music video
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why Blender shouldn't be free for everybody (specifically me).
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MFW when the giant bag of Halloween candy doesn't even survive the drive home from Costco.
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Are You Ready For Halloween? Ohhh Yeaaaaa
ALT: Are You Ready For Halloween? Ohhh Yeaaaaa
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Achievements shouldn't pop if the player has cheats turned on. It's not an achievement if losers can accomplish it, too.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know you're watching a bad movie when a character has to explain how they learned the Morse code for SOS. Just once I'd like them to say, "I saw a bunch of pots and pans clanking it on a commercial for a soap pad" and just move on.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember reading science fiction novels in which the main characters get whisked away to future settings and grapple with advanced cultures and technologies. I always thought, "I could adapt, no problem." I didn't even make it into my 40s before the future stopped making sense.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just about the only returning feature on my blog.
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31 Days of Gore is nigh… again
Rejoice, heathens! 31 Days of Gore returns October 1st! To all the authority figures who told me my love for horror movies would amount to nothing: Do you have a blog that nets tens of dozens of vi…
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So it's going to be over a 100 degrees in September, likely for several days in a row. One of my state's senators once threw a snowball in Congress to "prove" global warming is a hoax. Folksy fucking idiot.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The first issue of Fangoria I ever owned. I pulled a fast one on my mom. When she saw the grocery store receipt and discovered she had paid $5 for a magazine (MAD was $1.75 by comparison), I pointed to the UK price and pretended I thought it was $2.95.
Fangoria issue #108. The big spot on the cover goes to Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs. The side features tout The Addams Family movie, Basket Case 3, Waxwork, Evil Ernie (the comic), and Freddy's Dead. The tagline reads, "Now in our 13th year!" I believe I stopped reading Fangoria regularly when it reached its 17th year or so.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here I go boomer shootin' again.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think AI is in the same place VR was in the 90s, as in the average consumer would pretty much forget about its existence if investors and executives weren't losing their fucking minds over it. Then like 20 years later some problematic asshole can quietly invent the real thing in his garage.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whenever you're struggling to make ends meet, just remind yourself that Lake Ontario is now temporarily called Lake America in precisely one mapping platform, in the United States only.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bernie Sanders uploaded a video with a positive title for a change. "But first the bad news...." (The bad news portion takes up the majority of the runtime.)
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I used to like making fun of Cybertruck drivers, then I read some Reddit posts detailing how all the negative attention bums them and their families out. Now I love making fun of Cybertruck drivers.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That was fun. Now back to my regularly scheduled fighting games.
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what happens when people don't follow sports
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y'all is controversial now? I generally don't say "y'all" even though I live in OK. It's just too Okie IMO. On the other hand, I do say "you all" from time to time, which probably sounds just like "y'all" to other people because I was educated in OK. You all are gettin' too highfalutin over this.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm definitely seeing an uptick in the number of people who refer to Miracle Whip as mayo. Exhibit A:
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name. Green Room Return of the Living Dead Audition Night of the Creeps Tenebrae
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A trend I hate: sites that "simplified the sign-in process" by sending you a code every time you want to log in because idiots can't be bothered to use a password manager. Now I'm relying on two services to get access to one. (This message brought to you by my currently offline email service.)
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Sarah @engelsein13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every time I watch an 80s movie that doesn't have James Spader in it I'm like... this movie could use some James Spader imo
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Horror sequels I owned on VHS long before seeing the originals: 976-EVIL 2 (okay, IIRC) Ghoulies 2 + 3 (entertaining) Witchboard 2 (worst movie ever) Amityville 6 (funny-ish) Puppet Master 3 (good-ish) Night of the Demons 2 (decent-ish) A random Witchcraft sequel (bad) The Unborn II (very bad)
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Ghoulie
ALT: Ghoulie
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Darth Vader supports Flock.
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San Diego resident dressed as Darth Vader pushes back over Flock Cameras at public hearing
YouTube video by CBS 8 San Diego
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy shit, I just scrolled for so long on Bluesky that it stopped. Is this... is this the beginning of it?
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't understand Sony fanboys. You can admit some of their practices suck and still get to play GTAVI.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Republican politicians are masters of "It sounds smart (so long as you don't know any of the details or think beyond your knee-jerk reaction.) How could anyone argue THAT?" Actually, calling them masters suggests intelligence. More like they sling so much shit on the wall and this is what sticks.
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Fetal Personhood: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Fantagraphics @fantagraphics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I remember reading his name for the first time in The Guyver issue of Fangoria and knowing, immediately, he was one of "my people."
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R.I.P. Screaming Mad George, legendary practical effects artist of Society
R.I.P. Screaming Mad George, legendary practical effects artist of Society
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My guess is the tech billionaires are building bunkers because they know the first time the power companies intentionally black out residents during an unprecedented heatwave (in order to keep the data centers nice and cool), people are gonna wake TF up.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love RLM, but hearing them complain about 87-degree weather in the last episode was a little jarring considering my area just had 22 consecutive days that reached over a hundred and my digital hygrometer says the humidity is "Thailand."
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James Franco as Alien: Spring Break Fo'ever
Alt: A ridiculous gif of James Franco, wearing tight cornrows and a chrome grill, playing the character Alien from Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers. He's captioned as saying, "Spring Break Fo'ever." It should be noted that OP would have preferred a clip of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hilariously shouting the same phrase after delivering a depressing report on global warming, but that episode of SNL's Weekend Update either never got uploaded to the internet or OP imagined it. We may never know.
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Neurocrasher @grant42.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I now know what it feels like to be in a Final Destination movie when the radio plays an oddly relevant song. (LNG tank caught on fire.)
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