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Kirsten Eve Beachy

@granolamennonite.bsky.social
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I write about backyard poultry, Mennonites, motherhood, infertility, disability, and strange magic. I read omnivorously, favoring dragons and politics.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Words still have consequences, even for this Oval Office occupant.
A tweet reporting that a top Indiana Republican, whose daughter has Down syndrome, plans to vote against Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word as an insult. Below the text are two photos: one of the Indiana Republican smiling in front of state flags, and one of Donald Trump seated at a desk.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Resistance!
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Anabaptist World @anabaptistworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I wake up Mennonite every morning. I need to dance for 20 minutes straight, just so that I can face the day.
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Granola Mennonite, dancing furiously | Anabaptist World
Sometimes during the harried first years of raising toddler, then preschooler twins, one with Down syndrome, I escaped through our woods to the creek, Briery Branch, and stacked rocks.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 14/09/2025
The Dept. of Education has pulled funding for programs in 8 states that support students with both hearing and vision loss. A staffer at one program says he was told the Trump admin. took issue with 2 words on the grant application: “transition" and “privilege": www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Screenshot of article excerpt: The Education Department also was concerned about other words in the application, said Adrian Klenz, who works with deafblind adults in the state. He said he has talked with state officials about the discontinuation of the grant.

“I was told that apparently the administration is going through past grants and two words were flagged: One was transition and one was privilege,” Klenz said. “Transition — transitioning from childhood to adulthood. Privilege came up because a parent wrote a glowing review of staff that said what a privilege it was to work with them.” ProPublica obtained a copy of the grant application and confirmed that those words were included.
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Ang Bergen @angjbp.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When you need to bring a big salad for the work potluck but it’s road construction season so driving is out of the question and you’re also a #granolamennonite, you have to get creative with packing to fit everything in the bike paniers.
Two yogurt containers serving as Tupperware that are labeled “not yogurt or chicken broth”
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
"You've got a place at the welcome table" is similarly loaded.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Say you wanted to give a tree a small thank you gift. Actually, two trees. What would you give them? If it helps, they're magnolias. #bloomscrolling
Magnolia blossom painted in a restroom, somewhere in NOLA.
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David Waltner-Toews @doft.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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The Last Chicken
Frannie’s Farewell After I retired from academic teaching and research, my wife bought me seven chickens for my 70th birthday. They were an attempt to get me away from studying and writi…
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This isn't as easy as it sounds. A lot of countries see permanent disability as a major strike against offering visas or residency.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Yes. And the Department of Education. We'll keep trying, because moms don't stop.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
She's very fun to hang out with!
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Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“The folks slashing funding see numbers on a page. I see my daughter Sallie’s future hanging in the balance.” – Kirsten Eve Beachy newsletter.ofthebrav...
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My daughter has Down syndrome. Trump is stealing her future.
The true cost of funding cuts at the NIH.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Never yield!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If she gets bored this summer, I will let her try her luck with the surplus eggs!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Had room to bring only one book home from Menno/s Writing, and now my chicken-loving daughter has stolen it! @doft.bsky.social
I. reads A Conspiracy of Chickens.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The No Kings protest at The Beer Garden is getting a little spicy
Baby goat standing on the back of a tortoise. His head is down in headbutting position
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
A labyrinth made of seagrass on the beach.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 02/06/2025
NEW: The mother of an Arizona man who died after being unable to find mental health treatment is suing his health insurer, saying it broke the law by publishing false information that misled its customers. By @maxblau.bsky.social
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He Died Without Getting Mental Health Care He Sought. A New Lawsuit Says His Insurer’s Ghost Network Is to Blame.
The mother of Ravi Coutinho, the subject of a recent ProPublica investigation, is suing Centene for publishing “misleading” information that gave her son a false impression about the kinds of mental h...
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
#Bloomscrolling !
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Exciting! I wasn't able to find details about the workshop format or faculty, just the application--might you drop a link to further info?
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"Return to Oz"? I devoured the books, but that movie was entirely disturbing.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Yes!
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
#booksky
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What's on your #granolamennonite kitchen counter?
Compost bucket and jug to collect water for your plants.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Cuts to Alzheimer's research directly impact Sallie's future quality of life. #Downsyndrome
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you make all your memes with a free 30-day trail of internet design software.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
How is your relationship with plastic bags evolving, dear #granolamennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you wash, dry, and reuse plastic bags.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you sing "Guide My Feet" while doing a 5K
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What are my #granolamennonite people doing with their Friday nights?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you feel guilty for washing your clothes after only one wearing.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 25/04/2025
The staff of a program that helps millions of poor families keep the electricity on, in part so babies don’t die from extreme heat or cold, have all been fired. The office overseeing the enforcement of child support payments nationally has been hollowed out.
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The Trump Administration’s War on Children
The administration is quietly putting America’s children at risk by cutting funds and manpower for investigating child abuse, enforcing child support payments, providing child care and much more.
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Lauren Groff @legroff.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In honor of Infertility Awareness Week, here's a free sample chapter for all you #GranolaMennonites-- "A Short History of Infertility and Ducks". #NIAW2025 Warning: the duck sex is pretty graphic.
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Eggs: A Short History of Infertility and Ducks (The Cresset, Lent 2014)
When you are a granola Mennonite couple just getting started on a little homestead, free stuff is gold. So when my father-in-law called us a few days before the 2008 Virginia Mennonite Relief sale and...
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I tried to fix it with candied wildflowers...sigh.
My sad and damaged easter cake glowing in the sunlight, bedecked with fresh sugared wildflowers.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My Easter lamb cake crumbled as it came out of the pan. Pretty sure it ranks with these disasters.
Lamb cakes of DOOM!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I forgot to credit my Mennonite mother for growing and canning the beets. I will do better next time.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What's on your #granolamennonite Easter table? #humblebrags only. I'll start! It's too bad these eggs from our backyard chickens, pickled with homegrown beets and plated on my great-grandmother's anniversary dish aren't as dark a beet-colored pink as I had hoped. I will try to do better next year.
Pickled beet eggs and beets on a gold-rimmed egg dish. The eggs are only a little pink.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#granolamennonite hburgcitizen.com/2025/04/19/b...
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Book Review: Martyrs and Chickens | The Harrisonburg Citizen
What, exactly, is a granola Mennonite?
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What's your #GranolaMennonite Lenten practice?
YMBAGM if you save onion skins during Lent to use for egg dye at Easter.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What's your #GranolaMennonite hobby?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you've considered that show repair might make a good hobby.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yes! It counts extra on the Granola Mennometer!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Where do you keep your used twist ties? #granolamennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you have about a hundred used twist ties in a tiny plastic tea cup in a kitchen drawer.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Okay, everyone. Don't forget to breathe!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite outed!
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What's your favorite #granolamennonite recipe?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if your More With Less cookbook is cracked on the spine so that it automatically opens to honey baked lentils.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you find yourself justifying "having such a nice bike" even though it's a basic model and YOUR PRIMARY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
For you, what are the signs that a church is #GranolaMennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite church if your Palm Sunday willow fronds can be replanted for wetland restoration.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you write your grocery shopping list on the back of used envelopes.

(Shopping list includes: rolled oats, canning jar lids, sesame seeds, pickling spice, MennoTea, Fair Trade Cocoa, and "Don't forget reusable bags this time!"
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you know how to use a compostable toilet, and if you have at least considered making your own reusable toilet paper.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I feel like there's a Lovecraftian interpretation of this tea tag.
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
#VaguelyOminousTeaTags
Listen to the whispers of the universe.
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