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@grandslambreakfast.bsky.social
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dyl. 34. into things. stl adjacent.

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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 23h
2 job offers making up to 20k more than I currently make. This job has taken a toll on me mentally since taking this location but my results are outstanding. I have a love/hate relationship with this place. Money is obvi a big factor but starting over elsewhere is a risk idk I’m willing to take 🫪🙃
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have to work on my day off again
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So there’s this protein pasta that has tried to kill me not once but twice now!
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anyway can y’all see my big milky tits through this shirt?
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Aldеr @sadboy.dad · 07/07/2026
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Comic page of a close up of a woman’s side profile, the lower part of her face but you can see tears streaming down, a small speech bubble says “no more monkeys jumping on the bed”
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deek @deeky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
jean grey
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is seasonal depression exclusive to winter, bc I always feel like shit dick and balls from June to September
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
R I P to the repo man
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fat can Friday
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somindul.bsky.social @somindul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
bon appetit
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Built my new bed and Besito is so proud. Can’t bring myself to fold that laundry though
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My grandmother lol
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I don’t normally do stuff like this but I’ve been doing everything I can to manifest a positive outcome but I think I need help. I want the rainy day Mei skin to show up in a loot box or even my shop rotation. If y’all could send up the good vibes
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I’ve been having the most fun on overwatch lately.
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gaystation4 @cumfart.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Oscar 🔞 @utterlyoscar.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Mondays, am I right? #gayart #nsfwart
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Luis ❤️‍🔥 @brattyboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THISS
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No fucking way 😭
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🌿 @kxdyn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
why this storm kinda… 🫦
noaa imagery of pending north american storm systems in the shape of kermit the frog’s gaping butthole meme
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Scare-ien 👻🎃 @rodestar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I don’t remember what I’m doing bc it’s been forever but this cute bitch single handedly convinced me to jump back in
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🥺💗
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Love a little sugar free monster in the morning, nothing wakes you up faster quite like gunning for the toilet to shit your brains out
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Almost to 8k and I haven’t posted ween in months
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The hand feel of this wine glass is god tier
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Pizza rolls, wine and Potomac tonight. Work week got me needing a hard reset and it’s Monday 😩
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Bb @angel-milk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
goodnight boys!
Bara version of a 2012 girl boss meme
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The aur naur taking me out
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Idk what she’s saying but it sure is pretty
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Why does the monochrome tag ruffle my feathers but the fat cock tag does not?
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🇦🇺 🐨 @aussie-himbo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
🥰
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I manifested this shiiiiit 🤪💗
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Everyone enjoying the 57 degree weather with the screen door open
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Last night in the dungeon, moving day is tomorrow 🤪
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Painting with babe
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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Same, girl. Same.
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Had a regional visit at work today and they basically said my pussy is popping severely 😇
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
We still alive btw
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I’d say bc I’m usually kind and got a palatable donger
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Saw Weapons with a cutie and when we were going back to their place I started running towards their apt weapons style and their neighbor was walking in and stopped dead in the their tracks I imagine petrified that a giant man was running towards them in the dark. I felt so bad but it was funny
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
We love a fall flavor
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
“inside you there are two wolves” nope, it’s these two
Two insects standing side by side with their arms raised. The insects are labeled “unmedicated ADHD” and “autism”.
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So in therapy it’s a lot of me talking (duh) and my therapist is super supportive and I was expecting her to be like dog you’re crazy but it hasn’t been that and that’s cool.
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#fcf
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legally bland @grandslambreakfast.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Anyway loooooved the invisible woman movie
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