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In the bureau, typewriters quiet Confetti falls from every window Throwing hats up in the air A city perfect in every detail He/him

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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having some feelings about this passage from Gibson’s Idoru (1996).
6. DESH Chia had programmed her Music Master to have an affinity for bridges. He appeared in her virtual Venice whenever she crossed one at moderate speed: a slender young man with pale blue eyes and a penchant for long, flowing coats. He'd been the subject of a look-and-feel action, in his beta release, when lawyers representing a venerable British singer had protested that the Music Master's designers had scanned in images of their client as a much younger man. This had been settled out of court, and all later versions, including Chia's, were much more carefully gen- eric. (Kelsey had told her that it had mainly had to do with changing one of his eyes, but why only the one?)
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely feeling the personal touch from the British Museum.
Exhibitions Events Shop FAQS Bayeux Tapestry - Members' priority booking opens 12 noon on Tuesday 6 October • Dear Example Primary Salutation, We greatly look forward to the next Members' priority booking
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
William Gibson’s Virtual Light (1993) anticipates looksmaxxing.
Five minutes to their first house check, then they'd be swinging back toward Beverly Hills. They were talking about this chain of Japanese gyms called Body Hammer. Body Hammer didn't offer much in the way of tra- ditional gym culture; in fact they went as far as possible in the op- posite direction, catering mostly to kids who liked the idea of being injected with Brazilian fetal tissue and having their skeletons rein- forced with what the ads called performance materials." Sublett said it was the Devil's work. Rydell said it was a Tokyo franchise operation.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Derek Walcott, Sea Grapes
Sea Grapes BY DEREK WALCOTI That sail which leans on light, tired of islands, a schooner beating up the Caribbean for home, could be Odysseus, home-bound on the Aegean; that father and husband's longing, under gnarled sour grapes, is like the adulterer hearing Nausicaa's name in every gull's outcry. This brings nobody peace. The ancient war between obsession and responsibility will never finish and has been the same for the sea-wanderer or the one on shore now wriggling on his sandals to walk home, since Troy sighed its last flame, and the blind giant's boulder heaved the trough from whose groundswell the great hexameters come to the conclusions of exhausted surf. The classics can console. But not enough.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Exhibit A: this photo. Exhibit B: The Onion, 2001 theonion.com/starbucks-to...
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Please stop naming tube stations after me.
OLD STREET
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also looking forward to this one.
Friday, 10 July 2026 20:00 EDT 01:00 BST next day • Very Good Dogs In Speculative Fiction Salon C-D, Duration: 60 mins Andrea Hairston Caitlin Rozakis Graham Sleight (moderator) Melissa Caruso Let's celebrate the many very good dogs in speculative fiction, and the roles they play: companion, conscience, comic relief, and hero. Which authors need more training, which are Best in Show, and what does it take these days to get rated a fourteen-out-of-ten?
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m doing a solo talk this year; even now, am adding puns to the draft.
Saturday, 11 July 2026 14:00 EDT 19:00 BST • The Sword of the Lyctor Create - Collaborate, Duration: 60 mins Graham Sleight Tamsyn Muir's Locked Tomb series has provoked much discussion, both online and here at Readercon. There are still many unanswered questions, though; in this solo talk, critic Graham Sleight will try to address some of them. What might happen in Alecto the Ninth? How many Homestuck references is too many? Is Muir critiquing The Book of the New Sun? Expect spoilers for the series so far, wild speculations, and, of course, dad- jokes.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
GOOD MORNING ERIN [Not pictured: chorus of gulls impersonating dial-up modems]
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Very excited to get my copy of the newest from @briardenebooks.bsky.social
A copy of The Recollections by Christopher Priest
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
From the Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci (Oxford University Press, trans Irma A Richter, p 369)
Go every Saturday to the hot bath where you will see naked men.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
LADY CROOM: You surely do not supply an hermitage without a hermit?
NOAKES: Indeed, madam --
LADY CROOM: Come, come, Mr Noakes. If I am promised a fountain I expect it to come with water. What hermits do you have?
NOAKES: I have no hermits, my lady.
LADY CROOM: Not one? I am speechless.
NOAKES: I am sure a hermit can be found. One could advertise.
LADY CROOM: Advertise?
NOAKES: In the newspapers.
LADY CROOM: But surely a hermit who takes a newspaper is not a hermit in whom one can have complete confidence."THOMASINA: ....the enemy who burned the great library of Alexandria without so much as a fine for all that is overdue. Oh, Septimus! -- can you bear it? All the lost plays of the Athenians! Two hundred at least by Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides -- thousands of poems - - Aristotle's own library!... How can we sleep for grief?
SEPTIMUS: By counting our stock. Seven plays from Aeschylus, seven from Sophocles, nineteen from Euripides, my lady! You should no more grieve for the rest than for a buckle lost from your first shoe, or for your lesson book which will be lost when you are old. We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language. Ancient cures for diseases will reveal themselves once more. Mathematical discoveries glimpsed and lost to view will have their time again. You do not suppose, my lady, that if all of Archimedes had been hiding in the great library of Alexandria, we would be at a loss for a corkscrew?"
- Tom Stoppard, Arcadia
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
1. AMB.
The sight is dismal,
And our affairs from England come too late.
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing, To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd, That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
Where should we have our thanks?
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ah, the internet.
A BBC news story: “Curacao become smallest nation to qualify for World Cup”A just-updated Wikipedia entry for Curaçao: “On 18 November 2025, Curaçao became the first liqueur ever to qualify for the FIFA World Cup.”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
OUTRAGEOUS. [sort-of spoiler for today’s NYT Spelling Bee; in the absence of a spoiler label here, have labelled as graphic content, which it kind of is]
A screenshot of the New York Times’s Spelling Bee, showing the word “Marillion” as not recognised.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Epigraphs for a book I’ll write at some point
“We should work toward a universal linked information system, in which generality and portability are more important than fancy graphics techniques and complex extra facilities. The aim would be to allow a place to be found for any information or reference which one felt was important, and a way of finding it afterwards."
- Tim Berners-Lee, "Information Management: A Proposal"

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
- H P Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Saw this podcast title and wondered if he’s Team Edward or Team Jacob
Podcast titled “Dem Paralysis & McConnell’s Twilight Era”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Post your favourite #doctorwho . Wrong answers only.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
From the Faber Book of Diaries (Ed Simon Brett) for 24 October. CW: dental trauma, file under “thankful for modern medicine”.
24 October 1785 The Tooth-Ach so very bad all night and the same this Morn' that I sent for John Reeves the Farrier who lives at the Hart and often draws Teeth for People, to draw one for me. He returned with my Man about i 1 o'clock this Morning and he pulled it out for me the first Pull, but it was a monstrous Crash and more so, it being one of the Eye Teeth, it had but one Fang but that was very long. I gave Johnny Reeves for drawing it O. 2. 6. A great pain in the Jaw Bone continued all Day and Night but nothing so bad as the Tooth Ach. The Reverend James Woodforde
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Well, that fits.
A podcast app showing an episode on Jean-Paul Sartre: 'Being and Nothingness' as “Not Found”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Lol. It’s not like anything’s happened since then.
The ABC/538 election forecast page, saying: As of July 21 at 2 p.m. Eastern, President Joe Biden has suspended his campaign for the 2024 Democratic Party nomination for president. We will publish an election forecast including the new presumptive Democratic nominee, when such nominee is announced.” And then, in big red letters, “Forecast suspended”.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
I mean, here in two sentences (reviewing a less-good late Fritz Leiber novel), she gives a convincing explanation for the decline in quality of superhero sequels, why Doctor Who should never have touched the Timeless Child mythos, etc etc.
In books as well as T.V., series tend to decay after their templates satisfactorily establish who’s who and what’s what. I wonder if the very early ‘‘Adept’s Gambit’’ was not the last of -the Fafhrd-Mouser stories in which something really happened humanly, that is, in which somebody actually changed.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Reading old Joanna Russ reviews from 1979, as one does, and, basically, inject this stuff into my veins. (The compression of argument! The range of knowledge! The fierceness of engagement! The jokes!)
Another pastiche, youthfully energetic and rather appealing, is Steven Utley’s and Howard Waldrop’s ‘“Black as the Pit from Pole to Pole,”’ which gives Frankenstein’s creature further adventures and a beautiful, blind lady to fall in love with. Without the charm of the borrowings, however (Lovecraft, Henley, Poe, Melville, Symmes, (Mary) Shelley, Edgar Rice Bur- roughs and doubtless others I miss- ed), the story would not make it, and although it’s genuinely enjoy- able to watch the Malaprop Kids excitedly rummaging through The Classics, somebody should’ve warned them against putting ‘‘erst- while’’ and ‘‘displacement activity’’ in the same sentence (except in straight parody) and that ‘‘arcing’’ and ‘‘stomped’’ are not words. There are other screamers, my favorite being ‘‘willing to cope with the basin’s large predators on a moment-to-moment basis.”’ There is also an Expository Lump on p. 91 that should’ve been given to the brontosaur (on p. 82) to eat.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Reading a Robert Aickman story I hadn’t previously (Hand in Glove) and this bit may be Peak Aickman.
"There's something wrong," said Millicent. "There's something very wrong with almost every-thing."
They ploughed back through the coarse grass to the brick path up to the porch. The owls seemed indeed to have retired once more to their carnivorous bothies.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Trying to complete my shelf of jonathanstrahan.bsky.social ‘s fine Year’s Bests and, uh, I really hope this Amazon listing is accurate?
A listing for a 2010-published Year’s Best SFF anthology, claiming the book is in Middle English.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
I did not have “Taylor Swift fans find out about my favourite obscure band” on today’s bingo card:
Lyric from “Guilty as Sin”:

Drowning in the Blue Nile
He sent me "Downtown Lights"
I hadn't heard it in a while
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Never not reading this in the voice of Yoda
POETRY FOUNDATION Spring and Fall BY GERARD MANLEY HOPKINS to a young child Márgarét, áre you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leáves like the things of man, you With your fresh thoughts care for, can you?
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
This estimate of climate change-caused deaths (by @carlson.bsky.social ) seems….kind of important? www.nature.com/articles/s41...
A screenshot of the full text of the Nature Medicine commentary "After millions of preventable deaths, climate change must be treated like a health emergency." (The full text doesn't fit in the alt text, I'm sorry)
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
First morning in NYC, after a rough flight. Followed the prompt of @hels.bsky.social in the New Yorker and tried the breakfast sandwich at Court Street Grocers. A very very very good decision.
Scrambled eggs, cheese, and arugula on ciabatta.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
He should’ve gone the Nobel just for “carefree pyjamas”.
'An odd thing, life, Jeeves.'
Very odd, sir.'
You never know where you are with it, do you? To take a simple instance, I little thought half an hour ago that I would be sitting here in carefree pyjamas, watching you pack for the getaway. A very different future seemed to confront me.”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
There’s no such thing as a perfect short st—
The first page of P G Wodehouse’s “Uncle Fred Flits By”.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
80s pangram outrage. (It’s yesterday’s puzzle, so not a spoiler…)
NYT Spelling Bee denying that Airwolf is a word.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Looks like I picked the right week to restart doing things in scientific publishi—
The Community fire/pizza meme
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Name a fictional character who should have had a podcast.
Chauncey Gardner from Being There
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
No, I don’t know why I have this on my camera roll either.
A picture of Air Force One with the caption “(Freedom Noises)”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
[Add Sweeney Todd joke here]
A BBC news headline: “Free blood pressure checks in barber shops”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Quote post this with one of your favourite films that was not a huge hit.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Also, STOP BEING A FAN OF MY STUFF
Elon Musk’s Douglas Adams fandom described and criticised
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
#outragedmathematician
Today’s NYT “Spelling bee” contest, refusing to recognise the word Affine.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
I would prefer not to.
An invitation from “X”, formerly known as Twitter, to celebrate my anniversary on their platform.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Current status:
Arthur Dent saying, “This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Fair.
significant moments in the history of the University of Oxford: 
1248: royal charter granted
1598- Bodley reestablishes the University Library
1866: non-Anglicans allowed to take degrees
1920: women allowed to take degrees
2018: readers allowed to take coffee into the Bodleian
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Good Omens 2, apparently threatening me with a good time.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I am researching science fiction art for a history book and finding it’s even weirder than I imagined
Cover of Lord of Thunder by Andre Norton, featuring a giant cat & a spaceship
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Current status:
Guardian correction stating that the number of atoms in the sun is 10^57, not 1057
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
“This is an X-Twitter! It has ceased to be! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!”
Monty Python’s Dead Parrot sketch
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
The Telegraph front page: covering the important stories.
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Graham Sleight @grahamsleight.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Also from Hendy’s book: reaction to first experimental BBC television broadcast in 1930.
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