Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Talking to my 8 year old about whether or not Demon Slayer is sexist 000
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I could probably watch just these movies for the rest of my life, also, I don’t know why I’ve seen Abigail, which came out 2 years ago, 11 times. It must be the autism 000
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Starting Supernatural over from where I always start it, I just feel like this is where it really kicks off 000
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Kinda fucked up that oh, you can bomb tf out of Syria and Iran, but we draw the line at Greenland 000
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Are my friends here because they’re certainly not on “X” 100
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Once a guy came over because he wanted to have sex but I made him watch There Will Be Blood with me instead 161
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 20/08/2025When I crave a beer, sparkling water really hits the spot 120
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Just heard Careless Whisper by George Fucking Michaels coming out of my 11 year old’s room, I’m dying 010
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 23/07/2025We were bombing so much shit in the Seventies. Where have all the eco terrorists gone 110
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I’m celebrating July fourth the way the forefathers intended, with IPAs and fresh pineapple 120
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Me telepathically to my son: try sleeping with this anime cranked to 27 020
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 13/03/202545 45 minutes to go I drank too much coffee Need to shit I wanna stay home I drank too much coffee 140
Reposted by Grahamcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights 138490
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Matthew Vaughn should never be allowed to make another movie 000
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Just saw the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in my life in a GC 010
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I showed my son the Rock Your Body video and he said JT was a terrible beatboxer so I told him Santa isn’t real 061
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 19/12/2024My kid said her favorite song is Threw It On The Ground 262
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Everyone should have a shot of gin before they cook. For confidence 161
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 01/12/2024They cut off my legs now I’m an amputee god damn you - Tusk 010
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Books that I bought and have yet to read: Inherent Vice Perfect Blue The first three Dune books Oil! Anna Karenina 040
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I accidentally drank a half open beer that I thought was fresh but it was like a month old and I thought I was going to die 220
Graham @grahamlines.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Twitter is a hellhole, true but I feel like I have no friends over here and it depresses me so I guess I’ll stay over there for the time being 120
