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Especially raccoon avatars.

Antibiotic-resistant shigella. No more tossing salads.

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Here are two choices for you.

A bipedal raccoon, with long blonde mullet and large taco breasts stands in front of a wall of orange flames, wearing a black eyepatch over one eye while the other glows red, and holding a white coffee mug labeled “KWEEN.”

A bipedal raccoon, with long blonde mullet and large breasts stands in front of a wall of orange flames, wearing a black eyepatch over one eye while the other glows red, and holding a white coffee mug labeled “KWEEN.”

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I found a real-life photo of you, Cassie!

A bipedal raccoon with long blonde mullet stands in front of a wall of orange flames, wearing a black eyepatch over one eye while the other glows red, and holding a white coffee mug labeled “KWEEN.”

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Voting for the Hitler Salute Party.

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“‘Artificial’ is not a very flattering thing.” — Jeff Bezos

Lauren Bezos, plastic surgery freakshow.

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He doesn’t like artificial?

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Kim-Bob is a true patriot.

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I can’t believe you didn’t share this clip!

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It sounds like he has molested and impregnated at least two of his own children, and now he’s mad that he has to co-parent the offspring.

I didn't know they stacked...
@crazyjarhead2.bsky.social
Men should not be forced to co-parent with children they never wanted in the first place but she lied to get pregnant.
6:02 PM • Oct 6, 2026

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Choctaw stepfather, Chickasaw stepdaughter. 🪶

Ryandal Gilmore, who is Choctaw, and his 12-year-old step-daughter, Alexandria Edwards, who is Chickasaw, also arrived early to get a good spot in line. Edwards' sweatshirt was soaked by the time the crowd started inching toward the front doors.

"I wanted her to hear it from her own perspective," Gilmore said. "Anything that the president or, more importantly, what Mazzei has to say because, you know, local government and state government affect your life a lot more than the president willẠại
Edwards said she was looking forward to seeing the president in person.
"This is Durant," she said. "Nothing exciting ever happens here”

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You need to take your pic taken in giant pineapple!

Photo of me looking through the face hole in a giant painted image of a ukulele-playing pineapple.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Especially at the Dole Pineapple Plantation.

Screenshot of the Plantation Hawaiian Pizza from the restaurant menu at the Dole Pineapple Plantation on Oahu.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I used Spokeo to find the info, so it might be outdated. But this is what Charlie looks like.

Deliverance-looking guy with a young son

Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m not Kathryn, obviously. But here’s what I was able to find out. I can DM you additional info if you would like. His name is Charles B., age 41. He lives in Russellville, AR, right next to the Duffield Gravel Company. And he’s fancy, because he has a swimming pool. I

Aerial view of a ramshackle tin-roofed building with an above-ground pool, next to a large gravel facility

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The MIT part of his résumé was an 8-week online course.

Education
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Applied Generative Al for Digital Transformation, Artificial Intelligence
Sep 2023 - Oct 2023
Northwestern University - Kellogg
School of Management
Executive MBA Program
Concordia University Chicago
BA, Computer Science
Beijing Institute of Technology
International Studies Abroad, International Business
EM Strasbourg
EM Strasbourg Business School
International Studies Abroad, International Business

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I found Mike’s LinkedIn profile. He sounds so interesting, I bet @kweencassie.bsky.social would love an LTR with him!

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every time @kweencassie.bsky.social posts this pic, she gets hundreds of such requests.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Brianna Wu, Brianna Wuing on Threads.

X post
briannawusays • 9h
Text “I f*cking love plastic surgery.” above her before and after plastic surgery photos.

She appears to have had
Hairline surgery
Forehead reconstruction
Brow lift
Orbital reconstruction
Rhinoplasty
Cheek reconstruction
Lip lift
Sliding genioplasty
Jaw reduction
Chondrolaryngoplasty

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had a nice exchange with a Steinie on Threads, yesterday.

chrismacguffin › Jill Stein 1d
I've noticed people referring to Jill Stein as a cicada and I wanted to remind people that there is a long history of fascists using insects and bugs to refer to people as a tool of dehumanization.
So calling a Jewish woman a bug who crawls out to mess up the world has some absolutely heinous history behind it. Maybe stop that shit if you're not actively trying to embrace fascism.

You're absolutely correct, Chris. It's wrong of people to call Jill Stein a cicada. While Jill Stein and cicadas both go dormant and then pop up again years later, Cicadas are actually good for the environment, while Jill Stein does mess up the world.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only #NunesBabyPics

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I bet you don’t take Exit 69 to get to Genghis Khan’s airport.

Photo of Freeway exit sign, with a plane taking off in the background
EXIT 69
Belvedere Road
President
Donald J Trump
Int'l Airport

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I found your secret account with your other videos.

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Tommy’s only “evidence” of furry pilots is that his teams’ photographers took publicity photos of his teams’ mascots while they were sitting in the pilots seat of his teams’ chartered aircraft.

Aubie the Tiger, the Auburn University mascot

University of Cincinnati mascot, The Cindy Bearcat.

Randy Quaid once had doggie-style (or anal) sex with his wife while she was wearing a huge photo of Rupert Murdoch’s head as a mask, and shared it on social media.

Deranged actor Randy Quaid, in a black beanie, is having doggie-style sex with his wife, who is wearing a black brassiere on her bosom and a glossy color printout of Rupert Murdoch’s head as a face mask.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Over on X, Seth Abramson, “famous Trump biographer” and poster of threads that are 175 tweets long, has fallen for an advertisement for a podcast hosted by JD Vance, Jake Paul, and Clavicular, which was posted by a parody account.

On X, Seth Abramson quotes an article about Clavicular’s criminal rape and drugging charges, and adds this comment.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Braden "Clavicular" Peters will be unavoidably unavailable for his upcoming podcast appearance with Vice President of the United States JD Vance and recent honored Pentagon guest Jake Paul because he's been charged with Rape in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

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You’ve been itching to install a setup like this.

Dabney Coleman, as Franklin Hart, in 9-to-5. Bondage scene

Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not all transplants are immigrants, but all immigrants are transplants. These definitions are from Merriam-Webster.

Merriam-Webster definition

transplant (noun)

1 a : a person or thing that is transplanted
b : a manufacturing plant set up locally by a foreign automobile company to save on shipping costs

Example: bumpers shipped to a Japanese transplant in the U.S.
2 : the act or process of transplanting

Merriam-Webster definition

transplant (verb)

transitive verb
1 : to lift and reset (a plant) in another soil or situation
2 : to remove from one place or context and settle or introduce elsewhere : RELOCATE
3 : to transfer (an organ or tissue) from one part or individual to another
intransitive verb
: to tolerate being transplanted
does not transplant as well as other varieties

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nicky is watching out for tr0lls, bots, and birds. Andy is sleeping, because he works the night shift.

Closeup of Andy the orange cat, with his front legs obscuring part of his face.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Replace grandma with Trump and granddaughter with Natalie. “You are saving poor defenseless Greenland, just like you saved me, my darling President.”

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Would you settle for a fox sanctuary with a guest room? They’re back in my yard after two years, and I think they had a baby.

A male fox and a female fox in my backyard. They have gray fur on their torsos and faces, and orange fur on their legs, chests and ears.

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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Could the silicon overlords be any worse than our silicone overlords?

Four members of the Trumpettes, a Florida group of Trump-supporting women of a certain age. They all have had plastic surgery, three of them have long blond hair, and one of them has short auburn hair with lacy bangs. All four women are dressed in evening wear, two of them are wearing Trumpettes sashes, and they are all standing inside Mar-a-Lago in front of a tacky portrait of Donald Trump.