jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Today I: Threaded a needle successfully on the first try Cried These things are unrelated 010
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've never made a readme.txt that I needed to be read so badly 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He cowed out, apparently Mayor Wilson has a cold 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Execution of All Things has been there when nothing else is man 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just found out the mayor is coming to my work today to eat cookies 100
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No Reservations episode with Tony and Michael K Williams 🥺 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Been thinkin about ants a lot lately, like, daily Ain't even seen one in months 001
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I can't sleep so watching Dr Quinn and there's literally an episode from 1993 that's basically about the evils of fracking, Dr Mike was ahead of her time 020
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just finished my first entry on the new diaryland with "Days are dumb, nights are short. I sweat more than I'd like, but I sleep better than I deserve How can I complain?" 020
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Feels like I already know how Joe Pesci would pronounce "cauliflower" 000
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Listen here pal: ya play with water, you're gonna get wet 010
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Just how you can change the skin color of emojis, you should be able to change what type the bird emoji is: a cardinal, a sparrow, a robin, a blue jay 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"that's just the way the cookie crumbles" headass 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'd simply make lemonadejobbiecrew.com32 year old Toronto woman charged in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" harassment case - Jobbie Crew Home PortDoorDash psychological warfare 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Years later, I still think about the night my ex refused to believe me that the Frasier theme song had lyrics. I had to look them up, THEN play the opening credits as evidence 🚩 Some breakups age like fine wine 020
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026On this, the new Vince Staples is sincerely one of the best rap over rock albums I've ever heard, and definitely my favorite of his recent releases The trifecta of videos (watch them in order) are raw, the album bangs, I can't even count how many times I've listened to it since release 100
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"Punk Rocky" is a stellar and standout track until you realize that it's simply watered-down Camu Tao 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Okay, how are we getting invitation codes though? Who is the head vampire 001
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Let us but forget this elite banger:youtu.beflosstradamus - overnight starYouTube video by recycledlovesongs 000
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026There should be something like storage wars but for nft collectors 200
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I got a "free lottery ticket" in the receipt for movie tickets the other week I PROMPTLY wrote a strongly worded email to that Regal, explaining why that's so reprehensible on so many levels 020
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 24/04/202615 years ago you could just shout "kush be that fragrance!" into a microphone and get a record deal. Now you've gotta sound like a computer 200
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I'm tired of waiting for them to unlock the glass case with the shampoo, dish soap is basically the same thing 100
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 16/04/2026No one's gonna know it but I'm dressed like Paul Rudd today 100
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Adding the name of a tomcat from Stephen King's The Dead Zone to this list, all hail Speedy Tomato 🍅💨 100
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The back alley attached to/behind Roscoe's would be perfect for this 110
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I was just walking down the street with groceries and a guy in a Hawaiian shirt double finger gunned me and was like, "yeeeah" Maybe he was just hungry, but I'm going to ride this high all day 110
Reposted by jawnny truantCatfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Why is theNY Times really trying to scare the youth away from buzzballs??? 🤔 One weird trick oligarchs DON'T want you to know about 0386
jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Got in on the premier of Hernán Jiménez's Abril last night! The movie was super sweet, and the Q&A afterwards was fantastic 110