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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today I: Threaded a needle successfully on the first try Cried These things are unrelated
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hims for dogs
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've never made a readme.txt that I needed to be read so badly
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He cowed out, apparently Mayor Wilson has a cold
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Execution of All Things has been there when nothing else is man
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just found out the mayor is coming to my work today to eat cookies
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Babies run in my familyy
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
babies to adults trope is played out
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Reservations episode with Tony and Michael K Williams 🥺
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been thinkin about ants a lot lately, like, daily Ain't even seen one in months
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can't sleep so watching Dr Quinn and there's literally an episode from 1993 that's basically about the evils of fracking, Dr Mike was ahead of her time
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just finished my first entry on the new diaryland with "Days are dumb, nights are short. I sweat more than I'd like, but I sleep better than I deserve How can I complain?"
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Feels like I already know how Joe Pesci would pronounce "cauliflower"
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
honk if you're healing
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Purple curry chicken, that is
Rice, carrots, chicken, tofu, pineapple, and bell pepper mingle together in a rather thin Thai curry
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Accidentally made purple chicken
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Listen here pal: ya play with water, you're gonna get wet
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just how you can change the skin color of emojis, you should be able to change what type the bird emoji is: a cardinal, a sparrow, a robin, a blue jay
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
and.... ✔️ resume updated!
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Makin shoes with the elves
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone's always asking
I really don't want to write two of the words on here and. This is a screen of a real headline, involving Dua Lipa
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"that's just the way the cookie crumbles" headass
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'd simply make lemonade
jobbiecrew.com
32 year old Toronto woman charged in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" harassment case - Jobbie Crew Home Port
DoorDash psychological warfare
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Years later, I still think about the night my ex refused to believe me that the Frasier theme song had lyrics. I had to look them up, THEN play the opening credits as evidence 🚩 Some breakups age like fine wine
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Zero skips
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
On this, the new Vince Staples is sincerely one of the best rap over rock albums I've ever heard, and definitely my favorite of his recent releases The trifecta of videos (watch them in order) are raw, the album bangs, I can't even count how many times I've listened to it since release
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Punk Rocky" is a stellar and standout track until you realize that it's simply watered-down Camu Tao
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Heeey! Thank you! I'm so stoked
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Okay, how are we getting invitation codes though? Who is the head vampire
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's gonna be so good!
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Let us but forget this elite banger:
youtu.be
flosstradamus - overnight star
YouTube video by recycledlovesongs
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Portland doesn't claim that
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There should be something like storage wars but for nft collectors
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I got a "free lottery ticket" in the receipt for movie tickets the other week I PROMPTLY wrote a strongly worded email to that Regal, explaining why that's so reprehensible on so many levels
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dino nugget katsu and curry
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
15 years ago you could just shout "kush be that fragrance!" into a microphone and get a record deal. Now you've gotta sound like a computer
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm tired of waiting for them to unlock the glass case with the shampoo, dish soap is basically the same thing
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Burning my Salem hoodie
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Nooooo
A screenshot of a fella playing the accordion. He has red hair, the trace of a beard, and is wearing white headphones, and a black hoodie. The according is black and white. Behind him is Alvin the chipmunk wearing a red Salem hoodie, against a floral patterned background.
Caption reads: "SALEM - KING NIGHT"
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
No one's gonna know it but I'm dressed like Paul Rudd today
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Adding the name of a tomcat from Stephen King's The Dead Zone to this list, all hail Speedy Tomato 🍅💨
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Would be Centennial
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The back alley attached to/behind Roscoe's would be perfect for this
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 🌼🌱🥕🌼🌼🌼🌼🌱🐇 🌼🌱🌼🌼🌱🌱🌱🌱🌼 🌼🌱🌼🌼🌱🌼🌼🌼🌼 🌼🌱🌼🌱🌱🌼🍄🍄🌼 🌼🌱🌱🌱🌼🌼🌼🍄🌼 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🍄🌼🍄🌼
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pays-for-YouTube-red-ass pairing
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was just walking down the street with groceries and a guy in a Hawaiian shirt double finger gunned me and was like, "yeeeah" Maybe he was just hungry, but I'm going to ride this high all day
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Catfishing in America @friedcakesnerd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why is theNY Times really trying to scare the youth away from buzzballs??? 🤔 One weird trick oligarchs DON'T want you to know about
BuzzballsMolotov cocktail Tennis ball atlatl
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jawnny truant @gothicdolphins.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Got in on the premier of Hernán Jiménez's Abril last night! The movie was super sweet, and the Q&A afterwards was fantastic
A picture of the crowd seated before a movie screen with stylized art that reads, "Portland Panorama Film Festival"
Hernán Jiménez stands next to a presenter, welcoming us to the first screening of God new film
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