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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Comic
4 panel comic - a guy stands across from a girl with a sword 

Panel 1
👨- the pen is mightier than the sword

Panel 2 
👩‍🦳🗡️ - that’s why I mastered both

She pulls out a pen

Panel 3
👨- oh shit 

Panel 4 
We see the guy stabbed with the sword and his body covered with insults drawn in sharpie
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mermaid comic
4 panel comic 

A man stands across a mermaid 

Panel 1 
🧜‍♀️ - hello brave sailor 

Panel 2 
👨- I’m none of those things 

Panel 3 
🧜‍♀️ - then what should I call you?

Panel 4
👨- “regular guy managing his anxiety moderately well”
🧜‍♀️ - I meant like your name…
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Injured
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nailed it
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sweet calves
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, sorry
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On Short Notice. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Office Chicken 1: I need to cancel our meeting.
Office Chicken 2: Why?
Office Chicken 1: Because I realized that life is short and I've got better things to do with my remaining time on this planet.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the miracle of artificial intelligence!
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 05/10/2026
Today's Daily Cartoon, by Chris Gural.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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Jim Benton @jimbenton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
• Instagram: www.instagram.com/jimbentonsho... • Amazon author page: www.amazon.com/stores/Jim-B...? • Threadless It's Happy Bunny page: itshappybunny.threadless. • Facebook page: www.facebook.com/jimkbenton/ • JoKoBo stuff: www.teepublic.com/user/jokobo • Website: www.jimbenton.com
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unexpected. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
One chicken to the other: "WHY?"
Caption: An unexpected response to the marriage proposal.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀 🔥
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed theonion.com/political-profile-abdu…
Ethnicity: Scary-American
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah".
Xenomorph Patient: Ah!
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah" again.
Xenomorph Patient's inner set of teeth sticks out: Ah!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 o'clock somewhere
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spend it wisely
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Focus. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Two chickens at the office, discussing over coffee: "Yes, Jenkins is one of our most productive employees. But I think he might be a little TOO laser-focused."
(Cut to cat sitting at a computer, distracted by what appears to be a small red dot.)
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🐱comic

4 panel comic titled “Controversial”

Panel 1 - a man stands in front of a set of shelves marked with S tier at the top, all the way to D tier at the bottom 

He says “in today’s comic we’ll be ranking cats”

Panel 2 - he places a fluffy cat on the highest shelf marked S tier 

He says “here’s where mine goes”

Panel 3 - we see him putting another cat in the A tier shelf. A lady looks on angrily.

She says “you’re only putting mine in a-tier!?”

Panel 4 - 
We see the cat climbing up to the top shelf with the others 

The man says “yeah, but they all climb to the top no matter where I put them”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hurts x
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Baltimore Memes @baltimorememes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You’ve been training your whole life for this! 🍩
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/08/2026
After 343 FDNY members made the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11, thousands more began the search for survivors. They spent months at Ground Zero searching, caring for their fellow New Yorkers and helping our city recover from this unspeakable tragedy.
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Mark Parisi @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Secret weapon
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Intentionally concealing the death of a U.S. senator to manipulate legislative business or the succession process could expose those involved to serious federal criminal charges. No one gets to hide a death for political gain.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Updated my profile. Again.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/07/2026
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
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Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
BROOKLYN, NY—Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tu...
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good boy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
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GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Either Keir Starmer is resigning or I've got a new scratching post.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026
New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car
New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x
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Baltimore Memes @baltimorememes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This team is horrendous.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026
Tensions between mainland China and Taiwan remain volatile, with significant geopolitical implications in the region and abroad. The Onion looks back at China’s history with the contested island.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Republican Party is governed by a senile, malignant narcissist who has destroyed the American economy. But a new adaptation of the Odyssey features a Black Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/05/2026
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-…
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2026
Yankees Appearance Policy Amended To Allow Extreme Body Modification theonion.com/yankees-appearance-pol…
Yankees Appearance Policy Amended To Allow Extreme Body Modification
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Cat Dream. www.patreon.com/posts/cat-dr...
A cat sleeps peacefully, dreaming about a cat sleeping peacefully.
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Wrong Hands @wronghands.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
even if I asked for it I don't want it 🙂‍↔️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-w…
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
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Mark Parisi @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Good boy
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