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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Two young recruits are walking the deck of a ship when one says "it's awfully quiet on deck tonight, isn't it?" The other replies "they all must be watching the band." "What? There's no band on board this ship." "There must be. I'm sure I heard the captain say something about a band on ship."

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Every so often I'll see a thread starting with something like "what's a job that was once respected but is now mostly a joke?" I'm Sure President of the USA will be on future lists.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Completely fair. Especially since my original comment is coming from someone who absolutely will never wind up in a similar situation.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I would be tempted to send a screen cap to his wife but it's probably a lot safer not to be in the middle of all of that.

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Blaghs @blaghs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Me last night, with full conviction: "I might add a dong that flops around behind the car, but I will not pander to gooners by adding unnecessary tits. This is a hard line I draw in the sand." My work this morning:

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Don't worry. It won't be long before she's constantly telling you to sh like the rest of us.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I was at the Supermarket the other day and for the first time in 38 years on this planet I had a vertically challenged stranger ask for my help getting something from the top shelf. I feel like my life has had a purpose now.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I can really tell blue sky has made it past a critical mass because now the bots are starting to swarm.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Very anti. They might be a few use cases in very specific situations but I've not run into anything it can do better than already existing systems. That and the fact that the people most invested in it are scammers.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Shit. I have some returns to make.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack. Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet. If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

You did ask for wrong answers.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Post your favourite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.

Dickachu, the horrifying live action Pikachu porn parody.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

"Can we fill in the grave?"

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

You know it's an assassin when they show that much cheek.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Not sure if blue sky took 4 hours to process your post, you were stewing in the thought that long or it took you that long to google impala models. Cause all I know is that some car was called impala at some point. For me it would have been the google thing.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Unrelated, but have you considered naming the car Vlad the Impala?

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I think they should have a add-on module for steam you have to intentionally open for anything rated 18+. They could call it Y. When you want adult content you have to get SteamY

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Or maybe it was a reward because you found the mold before it did more damage.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Remember, every dollar you spend on micro transactions goes towards making video games worse .

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

Guys I think my account was hacked. Not recently though. That one was all me.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

Pretty women doing yoga naked.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

Last upgrade I swapped from Samsung to Nokia to get away from bloatware as much as I could so... Not great.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Look, the yarn seemed like a really good idea at the time

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

They are still investing in a single player campaign right? I have 0 interest in their microtransactions hell online.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

I have been wondering about that. I assume you can buy a cheap one as well and don't have to spend a fortune on any of the "as seen on YouTube" ones.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

As someone that works in security I can tell you there is no such thing as making anything 100% secure. You can achieve three things. discourage people from trying Limit the damage they can do Make it more likely that they get caught if they do try. It all comes down to risk vs cost.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

I'm guessing an AI would use it's vast array of training data and it's inability to understand humor to enact the multi track drifting meme.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

If dnd has taught me anything you also need to include a hand crossbow with a poisoned bolt.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

I use it just as much as O did twitter which means I only post if I think I might have something vaguely interesting to someone to say. I have little confidence so I don't say much.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

I just don't want my hot drink to have a chance to literally burn my mouth.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Probably because you still have rent to pay, it's just called a mortgage now. It's just now it's a form of savings instead of entirely vanishing into the void.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

Some might say this is a problem that America has never found a fix for.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Went across the suburb to the one school that usually has democracy sausages but no luck. Sad voting for me 😟

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Things I think I was about that age when I read and enjoyed: Dune for your classic sci fi The magician or Shannara cronicals for high fantasy. Showing my own trash taste and probably a terrible understanding of what 12yo like.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

I had no idea cornflakes were not gluten free. I guess egg and bacon it is.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

The last time I ever bought something from eb games was the Witcher 3 collectors box. It was already a big chunk of money and they guy at the counter tried to upsell me about 5 times. I don't blame him because I know management makes them do it but fuck that.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I choose to believe that you bat the game by accidentally jumping backwards off that ledge.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

No idea what the rest of their work is like but this one made me laugh.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Somehow I always knew that Ross would be responsible for the first penis drawn on the moon.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Does anyone have recommendations for a full size keyboard? I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

It's the same as watching a magician. Yes it's fake but a good one still needs a lot of skill and effort help you forget that.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Though I did meet Rolf Harris as a kid which I guess I should consider myself lucky that it didn't end up on the worst list.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

The best and worst (only) celebrity experience I've had was selling Hugo Weaving some screws at the hardware store I was working at. Neither of us made any sort of a thing about it. I figure if you're buying stuff at a hardware store you got shit to do.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Now to outbid cj and become his landlord!

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

I made the sacrifice so you don't have to.

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Can we make today "no, we're not OK day" where every worker whose employer has increased prices faster than wages or otherwise failed to support employees chucks a sicky for a mental health day?

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Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Hmm. Only moderately bad. Much better than the raspberry. I could swear I can still taste raspberry though. Did they just spray cinnamon onto the raspberry ones they couldn't sell?

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