Reposted by GorzilloBlaghs @blaghs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Me last night, with full conviction: "I might add a dong that flops around behind the car, but I will not pander to gooners by adding unnecessary tits. This is a hard line I draw in the sand." My work this morning: 011
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I was at the Supermarket the other day and for the first time in 38 years on this planet I had a vertically challenged stranger ask for my help getting something from the top shelf. I feel like my life has had a purpose now. 000
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I can really tell blue sky has made it past a critical mass because now the bots are starting to swarm. 010
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack. Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet. If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music. 040
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 28/02/2024Guys I think my account was hacked. Not recently though. That one was all me. 120
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Went across the suburb to the one school that usually has democracy sausages but no luck. Sad voting for me 😟 010
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023No idea what the rest of their work is like but this one made me laugh. 040
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Does anyone have recommendations for a full size keyboard? I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces. 000
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 19/09/2023The best and worst (only) celebrity experience I've had was selling Hugo Weaving some screws at the hardware store I was working at. Neither of us made any sort of a thing about it. I figure if you're buying stuff at a hardware store you got shit to do. 100
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Can we make today "no, we're not OK day" where every worker whose employer has increased prices faster than wages or otherwise failed to support employees chucks a sicky for a mental health day? 000
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 12/09/2023I never really "got" wrestling. Today I watched a clip of a professional wrestling a 9y.o. girl and it suddenly clicked. It's for people to escape to a time when they were innocent enough that the rule of cool got to determine how the world works. 030
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 03/09/2023I finally spent the effort to delete my account on the app formerly known as twitter and deleted it off my phone. 130
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 27/08/2023I've started playing Yakuza: like a dragon. It's nice that the Japanese prison system will give you back the same salmon onigiri you what's in your pocket when you got locked up 19 years prior. 130
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Just pointing out that Bluey is so well written that my mid sixties mother just elected to watch an entire episode while here grandchildren aren't even in the same country. 010
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Been pressure washing at the place my mum is renting. I thought it would be easy since the water does all the work. Turns out some prick named Newton made up some rules which mean it's kinda hard on your wrists. 110
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 18/08/2023I've started watching zom 100: bucket list of the dead. I'm really enjoying it as lighthearted silliness build on a foundation of "don't waste your life living for what you think others expect from you. Particularly if that others' a soulless corporation." Just Too much T&A to watch with my mother 110
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Figured I'd throw my two cents into the baldur's gate 3 vs industry discourse. First: it's telling how a significant segment of people have got …coherent artistic vision as a top 5 priority & lack of continual attacks on your mental fortitude to get to your wallet mixed up with "perfect at launch" 200
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 06/08/2023So it turns out that in Baldur's gate 3 it is entirely possible to die in the starting area before you meet any possible enemy. Don't ask how I know this. In possibly related news, if you smash open jars in the starting area some of them spill acid. 120
Gorzillo @gorzillo.bsky.social · 05/08/2023I need to put something deep and impactful for my first post so when people look it up to preserve it for posterity it moves them in ways they've never been moved before. Penis. 140